St Johns High School - Torch Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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Compliments of . . MADEWELL GARMENT LTD. THE PRAGUE CAFE 899 Main St. Phone 57 403 PECK BUILDING WINNIPEG Compliments of . . . GREY G. BRAND POLSON SERVICE STATION Poison at Main Phone 55 622 Winnipeg, Man. Compliments of . . . BLOSSOM FLORIST CORSAGES A SPECIALTY 1406 Main St. Phone 55 553 “My father occupied the chair of Ap- He (after long silence, looking at clock): plied Physics at Manitoba.” Is that an eight day clock? “Dat’s nuttin, mine occupied the seat She (very bored): Well, why not stay of applied electricity at Sing Sing.” a little longer and find out? And there’s the story about the man who spent millions getting rid of halitosis only to find that his friends didn’t like him anyway. Compliments of . . . M. A. C. BOWLING ALLEYS Selkirk and Salter LUKE ' S ELECTRIC CO. We specialize in all fields of machinery. Let us solve your problems in this line. BOWLING AND BILLIARDS 324 Notre Dame Ave. Ph. 24 000 or 24 005 Established 1910 Phone 93 248 BEN MOSS Diamond Importer Compliments of . . . DR. CLEAVE — DR. MILLS WATCH REPAIRING As It Should Be Done 422 Main St. WINNIPEG MAIN and CHURCH Compliments of . . WALTER WOODS LTD. Winnipeg Co stume Jewellery Bulova Watches Compliments of W. J. HUTCHISON JEWELLER 294 Carlton St. (next to Free Press) Diamonds Watch Repairs Page Ninety-two

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Lawyer: When I was a boy my highest ambition was to be a pirate. Client: You’re in luck. It isn’t every man who can realize the dreams of his youth. Famous last words: I beg to differ with you, Mr. Johnson. THE leather Qoods Store Real Leather Hand Bags Wallets, Bill Folds, Writing Cases Handicraft Leathers and Supplies Travel Goods BIRT SADDLERY CO. LTD. 519 Main—opp. City Hall Dad: Where were you last night? Son: Oh, just riding around with some of the boys. Dad: Well, tell them not to leave their hair¬ pins in the car. First (reading): Think of those Spaniards go¬ ing 3,000 miles on a galleon! Second: Aw, forget it. Yuh can’t believe all yuh hear about them foreign cars. Page Ninety-one

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COMPLIMENTS AND BEST WISHES . . . KAYS Ltd. WHOLESALE DRY GOODS AND CLOTHING Overheard in lab as an unknown young lady entered. Boy: Whew! Who’s that? Girl: Oh, it looks like something the cat brought in. Boy (with a long drawn sigh): Let’s get a cat. Student: How long can people live with¬ out brains? Mr. Holmes: How old are you? Compliments of . . . ATLANTIC FRUIT CO. Infant at zoo: Mother, look at the ele¬ phant, he’s bigger than hell, ain’t he? Mother: Johnny, how many times have I warned you not to say ain’t? Esther had a little lamb, Given to her to keep. It followed her around until, It died from lack of sleep. COMPLIMENTS OF . . . Walter Irug S’lnrc P. KRONSON, Chemist New Fashion Feather Curl Permanent . . . Twirl It—Brush It $0-50 You’re Ready To Go! Including Shampoo and Set FEATHER CUT Smart, Latest Style. Complete . 35c Phone 97 703 NIL-FASHION 1-327 Portage Ave. Page Nenty-three