St Johns High School - Redskins Yearbook (St Johns, AZ)

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Class WWII We the graduating class of 1984 do declare this to be our last Will and Testament, hereby mak- ing null and void any and all previous wills and testaments. I Anthony Pena, leave my break dancing ability to Adrian Moreno. It might help you pick up chicks, but it never helped me. I Abby White leave my voluptuous body and finger dexterity to Annette Gould, in hopes that she can put it to as much use as I have. I Innette Richey, leave the double D's to Leslie Tanner . . . For behold my cup runneth over. I John Waite, leave my old lady to get a job . . . cause I can bring home the bacon and she will fry it up in the pan. I James Miller, leave my most prized possession, my oration medal, to anyone who is worthy of this great accomplishment: No, never mind, this is the only one I'll ever see. I Greg Barreras, leave my wrestling ability to Angelique. Now we can share them. I Perrin Crosby, leave Dubbs and my truck to Mike Crabtree. It's just another quick little PICKUP and I've heard you like dogs. We Wendy Raban and Louise Broadbent, leave our tight wranglers and boots to Velvet Patter- son and Frankie Udall. Maybe someday you guys will learn how to wear them. I Eric Busse, alias The Lone Ranger and I, Virgil Joe, otherwise known as Tonto leave: only Eric, I vote we turn in these stick horses: We Gary Bush and David Shaw, leave to ride off in the sunset. lHappy Trails to You Van Halenj I Kendra Crosby, leave the sparkle in my smile to bewitch and beguile, but the sparkle in my eye I save for Snowflake, Phoenix, Mesa, Round Valley . . . I Helen Garcia, leave Anna Marie Raban a pair of jogging shoes. Maybe now she'll run her own errands! I Glenn J oy, leave my job at the station to Cyn- thia Graves. She's been trying to become a part of the business for quite some time now. I Kalynn Pulsipher, leave my sense of adventure to the freshmen girls, after all I kissed Milton Ollerton. I Coleen Cambell, leave my partying days to my little sisters. Keep up my reputation guys. I Desiree McQuay, leave my voluptuous chest and high school diploma to my brother Mike because he never got one. I Brian Graves leave, all the way to Springerville to work at Graves Butane. I Buddy Martin, leave my booze buying ability to the junior class cause they're the only ones that can handle that much. I Dewin Hansen, leave my collection of ban- danas to LeAnn Baumgardner. Maybe now she'll be able to wipe up her messes. I Darren Turley, leave my Women catching abilities to Tyrone Shepard . We're both in the same boat. We Mark Mineer and Paul Salazar, leave our height and bulk to Kim Druse in hopes that someday she'll fill out. I Joe Nassar, leave Chelle Hannah to whoever can handle her moods, and 550.00 to whoever cracks the first smile. I Christina Ballejos, leave my much sought after keys to serenity to that poor little high strung, emotional pent up Chelle Hannah. I Sonia Wilhelm, leave my green pin-striped pants and my rainbow blouses to Lorene Ross, maybe she can find something to match them with. I Frank Romero, leave along with Deryl and Georgianna Headley to tend to the families at home. I Deanna Blevins leave my plastic pants to Rick Shumway . . . You know plastic is in. I James Tuohy, leave my loud, boisterous per- sonality to Donovan Thornhill in hopes that someday he'll come out of his shell. I David Daniels, having at long last been cultur- ally filled, return to my homeland to enrich the

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CLAIRE HICKS AND DESIREE MCQUAY ARE BOTH PRIMA DONNA SINGERS FOR THE METROPOLITAN OPERA. THEY BOTH TAKE THE SAME ROLE AND CLAIRE SINGS ALL THE LOW NOTES WHILE DESIREE SINGS THE HIGH ONES. VINCE HOLLAND-IS A DRILL SERGEANT IN BOOTH CAMP. HE SAYS HE PATTERNS HIS TOUGH DISCIPLINE AFTER THE GARY COX STYLE OF DISCI- PLINE WITH THE TRACK TEAM. DELTON JACKSON-NOW MARRIED, HAS BEEN VERY SUCCESSFUL AND NOW OWNS HIS OWN MANSION. HE HAD TO DO SOMETHING! THE OLD PLACE WAS GETTING JUST A LITTLE CROWDED. CHRIS JOHNSON IS THE HEAD LIBRARIAN OF THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS, WASHINGTON, D.C. HE GOT THE JOB AS THE RESULT OF HIS SMASHING SUCCESS AS CHIEF CAMERAMAN OF DR. RAY- EPIC PRODUCTION HMASTODONS OF ST. BUDDY MARTIN-IS THE NEW SHERIFF OF APACHE COUNTY-HIS CAMPAIGN MOTTO WAS IF YOU CAN'T BEAT EM . . . JOIN EM. GLENN JOY-AT LAST REPORT, WAS STILL AT THE GRAND CANYON AT HAVASUPAI FALLS DIVING INTO THE POOL TRYING TO FIND HIS GLASSES LOST ON THE SENIOR TRIP. RIBIT! JAMES MILLER-IS A SPECIAL CONSULTANT TO THE N.R.A. IN MARKSMANSHIP. BERNA PADILLA-IS CELEBRATING HER 20TH MAR- RIAGE. SHE GETS MARRIED EVERY YEAR RIGHT AFTER GRADUATION. NATALIE PATTERSON IS CHIEF ADMINISTRATION FOR THE SOCIAL SECURITY SERVICE. SHE IS IN CHARGE OF ISSUING CARDS TO ALL HIGH SCHOOL DCE STUDENTS. ROBERT MARTINEZ-AFTER MAKING A MILLION, HAS GIVEN IT ALL AWAY TO ACHIEVE HIS FIRST AMBITION IN LIFE . . . BEING A BUM. KIM NORDVALL-IS A PROFESSIONAL DRIVING IN- STRUCTOR FOR THE SEARS SCHOOL OF DRIVING. EVERY TIME SHE OR HER STUDENTS PICK OFF A MOTORCYCLIST THEY GET TO PAINT A MINIA- TURE BIKE ON THE CAR DOOR. MILTON OLLERTON IS THE LEAD SINGER FOR THE HEAVY METAL GROUP, CULTURE CLUB, AND HAS REPLACED BOY GEORGE WHOM HE THOUGHT WAS MUCH TOO CONSERVATIVE. MILTON IS NOW SHOCKING EVERYONE BY WEARING A DARK BLUE ISgiI'l5gilzIgIITE BUTTON-DOWN SHIRT AND TIE AND TAMMY MESA IS HEADING A MOVEMENT TO SAVE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. SHE AND HER LADIES HAVE CHAINED THEMSELVES TO THE SJHS LI- BRARY CHECK-OUT DESK AND VOW TO STAY THERE UNTIL SUCH EXPRESSIONS AS I HEARD THAT , AND HE'S OUTA THERE ARE BANISHED FOREVER FROM THE LANGUAGE. NERINA READ IS HEADING A GROUP OF MERCE- NARIES WHO ARE TRYING TO OVER-THROW THE SOUTH AFRICAN GOVERNMENT AND IN ITS PLACE, INSTALL JOHN COLLINGS AND HIS POPU- LAR REPUBLICANISM FORM OF GOVERNMENT. MARIO BALLEJOS HELPS MRS. LICHFIELD TEACH COOKING AND COUNSEL YOUNG GIRLS. JOE MALLAHAN IS IN BUSINESS IN WINDOW ROCK BOOKING TEENAGERS FOR BREAK DANCE CON- TESTS. JOE NASSAR AND PAUL SALAZAR HAVE ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR TAG TEAM WRESTLING PARKS. WHILE PAUL IS RIPPING APART THE OPPOS- ING TEAM, JOE IS CHARMING ALL THE LADIES IN THE CROWD. ABBY WHITE IS THE CIRCULATION DIRECTOR FOR THE ARIZONA REPUBLIC NEWSPAPER. SHE INDI- VIDUALLY TAKES EACH CARRIER AND SHOWS HIM HOW TO THROW THE PAPER INTO THE IRRIGA- TION DITCH. DARREN TURLEY, AFTER STARRING FOR BOTH THE DALLAS COWBOYS AND PHOENIX SUNS, HAS RETIRED TO THE FAMILY RANCH IN JOE CITY WHERE HE IS WORKING ON A RECEIPE BOOK FOR FINICKY EATERS. ANTHONY PENA SERVES ON THE ST. JOHNS CITY COUNCIL WHERE HIS PET PROJECT OF MAKING HMARINOS BAR A NATIONAL HISTORICAL SITE IS MAKING GREAT PROGRESS. KALYNN PULSIPHER IS NOW THE FIRST LADY OF THE STAGE STARRING PRESENTLY WITH CHRISTO- PHER ATKINS IN A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE WHICH SHE HAS REWRITTEN TO GIVE HERSELF ALL THE GOOD LINES. I HEAR FRANK ROMERO AND HIS WIFE MARY CAN STILL BE SEEN CRUISING MAIN FREQUENTLY. THE OLD BLUE TRUCK NOW HAS SEVEN LITTLE CAR SEATS IN THE BACK! WORLD FAMOUS HIKER AND EXPLORER, JAMES TUOHY, IS FINALLY SETTING WORLD RECORDS IN MAKING THE FASTEST VOYAGES. DR. SONIA WILHELM WHO HAS A P.H.D. IN PYS- CHOLOGY IS STILL STUDYING THE STRANGE CASE OF MRS. SYLVIA UDALL. SHE NOW BELIEVES THAT SYLVIA HAS A PARASYMPATHETICAL REGRESSION OF THE PREATTENUATED SYNDROME. JOHN WAITE IS NOW SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS OF THE ST. JOHNS DISTRICT AND HIS MAIN OBJECT OF HIS ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION IS TO GET THE WATER FOUNTAINS TO WORK IN THE HIGH SCHOOL. AFTER DAZZLING THE WORLD WITH THE FIRST HUMAN BRAIN TRANSPLANT, I HAVE NOW RE- TIRED TO MY LUXURIOUS BUNGALOW ON THE BEACH OF RIO DE JANEIRO. IT'S A HARD LIFE.

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lives of those natives who have lived in darkness for so long . . . I'm going back to Springerville. I Brett Day leave my self-taught driving skills and accident insurance policy to that reckless, drag racing, 4-wheeling Tammy Price. Gentle- men fasten your seatbelts. I Raymond Plant, leave my cute little dimples to Carol Padilla . . . for the face guys, for the face. I Mario Vallejos, leave my ghettoblaster to the Junior firemen. I realize it won't fit on your belt but it makes a lot better sound than that obnox- ious static, and besides, it's interfering with my strut. I Grace Garcia leave my ability to work to Rich- ard Farr. You'll need it next year as president. I Kim Nordvall, leave Marta Lou with a piece of mind, a piece here, and a piece there. . . I Delton Jackson am taking everything with me: I mean why should I leave anything to you guys? I Shawn Gallagher, leave the basketball courts at Pioneer School to Kelyn Hansen. Maybe some- day you'll get a jersey. I Joe Mallahan, leave to Havasupi Canyon to search for my roots. I Robert Martinez, leave to take over the juvenile court system. Now I can stop my complaining and do something about it. I Corina Romero, leave to expand my collection of rings. My goal is one for each finger . .. I promise. I Irene Burdick, leave some advice to Cami Gru- gel whom I have noticed is possessed of a bash- ful nature, too easily intimidated, and really much too quiet. Cami, when the world is giving you friction just walk up, grab them and say . . . Why are you doing that? I Tammy Mesa, leave. What's new, I've been gone all year. I I Jonna Roberson leave Rick Baker, Jonny Don- aldson, Todd Rothlisberger, etc . . . to Traci Owens. Now your goal of class flirt can be ful- filled. I Natalie Patterson, leave all my flats to Sheryl Ashcroft in hopes that she can get along with the short boys as well as I have. I Troy Brown, leave my mom, but I'll be home by 10:OO! I Shauna Bond, leave my sculptured nails and anti fungus formula to Allison Porter, maybe there is some hope for you. I Howard Archibald, leave my Clark Kent im- age to Massive, studly, John Warren and my good 'ol sprinkler system to the St. Johns High School system. They will never fail you. I Tim, I Milton, I Nathan, and I Bryan, leave our melodious, harmonious howling to the residents of the St. Johns Kennel. They're the only ones who appreciate our awesome talent. I Joan Cladera, alias Romero leave with the first words Suzanne, alias Juliet ever spoke to me still ringing in my ears . . . No really this is how you register . . . Qpuckerj I Kristen Cherry, leave Natalie Patterson's bath- ing suit to whoever likes to hang loose and for all those who got a peek, remember what you saw, you'll never see it again. I Justin Lee, leave my prized zoom lensed center- fold portfolio of Kristen Cherry to Terry Maher . . Pictures are the next best thing. I Chris Johnson, leave my hysterical jokes to Mr. Hansen, they aren't any better but at least they're new. V I Gene Smith, leave my Heavy Medal and all night crusin' to Daniel Biggs quit being mellow, get rowdy. I Dian Hauser and I Suzanne Patterson, having successfully survived fwe thinkj three of the most grueling high school athletic seasons, leave our volleyball and basketball abilities to so called Coach Lamb. Better luck in Benson, You'll need it! We the graduating class of 1984 leavep taking with us many memories of great teachers, ad- ministrators, and classmates.