St Johns High School - Redskins Yearbook (St Johns, AZ)

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rophecy - Class Of 1984 WOW! 20 YEARS! They've been hard, but my how fast they've gone by. Why just yesterday I heard on the video screen that . . . HOWARD ARCHIBALD-STARS ON THE LATEST SU- PERMAN MOVIE SUPERMAN l59J . BRYAN BALLARD-JUSTIN LEE-ARE CO-HOSTS ON THE TV GAME SHOW THE PRICE IS RIGHT . THEY ARE RENAMING IT THE PRICES ARE ALL RIGHT . CHRISTINA BALLEJOS AND CORINA ROMERO- OWN A NATIONAL STRING OF MUNUDO STANDS. RAYMOND PLANT-WHO HAS DEVELOPED A COW WITH EIGHT STOMACHS IS FURNISHING THE IN- GREDIENTS. GREG BARRERAS-HAS RECENTLY ASTOUNDED THE WORLD WITH A RECORD MOTOR CYCLE JUMP OVER SALADO CANYON. DEANNA BLEVINS-HAS REPLACED RISA UDALL AS SENIOR ENGLISH TEACHER IN ST. JOHNS. RISA HAS FINALLY QUIT TERRORIZING GENERATIONS OF SENIORS TO PRODUCE SHAKESPEARE PLAYS ON BROADWAY. SHAUNA BOND-IS STILL WAITING FOR A RE- TURNED MISSIONARY FROM R.V. THIS IS HER 13TH ONE SINCE SHE HAS WRITTEN EACH A DEAR J-IOOHRIXIE A MONTH BEFORE THEY WERE TO RETURN LOUISE BROADBENT-WENDY RABAN-ARE CHEMISTS WORKING FOR REVLON COSMETICS. THEY HAVE DEVELOPED A NEW HAIR SPRAY THAT IS BETTER THAN EPOSY GLUE. WE ARE SADDENED TO HEAR OF THE DEATH OF TROY BROWN-WHO STARTED GAINING WEIGHT AFTER GRADUATION AND AT LAST REPORT WEIGHED 800 LBS. WE HEAR THAT HE WAS BURIED IN A PIANO CRATE. IRENE BURDICK-IS STAYING AT HOME TO HELP HER AGING PARENTS. SHE SPONSORS THE ANNU- AL BURDICK REUNIONS AND HER JOB IS TO RE- SERVE ALL THE MOTELS IN NEW YORK CITY FOR THIS GREAT EVENT. ERIC BUSSE AND VIRGIL JOE HAVE A RAMBLER CAR AGENCY AT GANADO. THEY ARE CURRENTLY UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR REIPPING OFF THE LOCALS BY GETTING THE CUSTOMERS SO CON- II:-U-SIEIIZWITH ERIC'S LOGIC THAT THEY BUY ANY- GARY BUSH AND DAVID SHAW-TAKE TURNS AS DETENTION SUPERVISORS AFTER SCHOOL AT ST. HIGH SCHOOL. THEY RULE WITH AN IRON IAMES BURNETT-IS NOW TEACHING DRIVERS ED AT ST. JOHNS HIGH SCHOOL. COLEEN CAMPBELL-IS A FAMOUS BRAIN SUR- GEON WHO GIVES DISCOUNTS TO HER OLD CLASS- MATES BECAUSE SHE SAYS THEIR BRAINS ARE THE MOST UNIQUE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. KRISTEN CHERRY AND GENE SMITH-HAVE MAR- RIED AND HAVE OPENED THEIR OWN GRAPHIC ARTS STORE IN SAN JUAN MEADOWS. PEOPLE SAY THAT THEIR ART IS VERY GRAPHIC. SUZANNE PATTERSON AND JUAN CLADERA --ALSO HAVE TIED THE KNOT AND ARE A HUS- BAND AND WIFE BULLFIGHTING TEAM. THEY TAKE ON TWO BULLS AT ONCE. DAVID DANIELS-NOW BOTTLES JACK DANIELS. FERRIN CROSBY-IS NOT THE GOVERNOR OF ARI- ZONA AND HIS FIRST ACT WAS TO BLOCK OFF THE CONCHO-SNOWFLAKE CUT-OFF TO STOP THE ST. J OHNS-SNOWFLAKE LOVE AFFAIRS. KENDRA CROSBY-HAS OPENED UP A DENTIST OF- FICE RIGHT NEXT TO DR. PLA'I'T'S. IN ORDER TO GET PEOPLES BUSINESS, SHE PUTS OUT PLAYBOY MAGAZINES IN THE LOBBY. BRETT DAY-WHO RUNS FRANCIS' DAY AND GRANDSONS HAS BUILT IT INTO THE LARGEST HEAVY-DUTY CONSTRUCTION FIRM IN THE U.S. THEY HAVE THE CONTRACT TO REBUILD SJHS AND THIS TIME THEY HOPE TO GET IT LARGE ENOUGH. - SHAWN GALLAGHER-RUNS BASKETBALL CAMPS YEAR-ROUND AND HIS SPECIALTY IS TEACHING LAY-UPS. GRACIE GARCIA-IS THE APACHE COUNTY ROAD FOREMAN AND THE COUNTY WORKERS ARE TER- RIFIED OF HER AND THE ROADS HAVE NEVER BEEN IN AS GOOD SHAPE. HELEN GARCIA-HAS FINALLY TAKEN OVER FOR ANNA MARIE RABAN IN THE HIGH SCHOOL OF- FICE. SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE JOB EARLIER, BUT ANNA MARIE NEVER FELT THAT SHE HAN- DLED THE ANNOUNCEMENTS QUITE RIGHT. BRIAN GRAVES-IS NOW AN UNDERTAKER. DEWIN HANSEN-HAS A WORLD-WIDE STRING OF ESCORT SERVICES FOR FRESHMAN GIRLS. HE IS STILL THE MAIN ESCORT. DIAN HAUSER-IS STARTING FOR THE PHOENIX SUNS AS POWER FORWARD. SAYS COACH VERL HEAP- WE JUST HAD TO HAVE MORE MUSCLE UNDER THE BACK BOARDS SO FAR, NO ONE HAS TESTED HER FLYING ELBOWS . GEORGIANNA HEADLEY-HAS LEFT DERYL FOR MARK MINEER-SHE SAYS I JUST HAD TO HAVE A MAN I COULD LOOK KUPJ TO. JONNA ROBERSON-HAS BEEN DESIGNING HER VERY OWN LINE OF WOMEN'S LINGERIE. THIS WORLD FAMOUS LINE IS CALLED THE BEAR ES- SENTIALS. INNETTE RICHEY-AFTER ATTENDING BYU FOR 1 SEMESTER, SHE COULDN'T CUT IT AND TRANS- FERRED TO EASTERN ARIZONA COLLEGE. BUT NEVER FEAR! SHE MET A RICH RETURNED MIS- SIONARY AND IS NOW HAPPILY MARRIED WITH 5 CHILDREN AND ONE ON THE WAY!

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CLAIRE HICKS AND DESIREE MCQUAY ARE BOTH PRIMA DONNA SINGERS FOR THE METROPOLITAN OPERA. THEY BOTH TAKE THE SAME ROLE AND CLAIRE SINGS ALL THE LOW NOTES WHILE DESIREE SINGS THE HIGH ONES. VINCE HOLLAND-IS A DRILL SERGEANT IN BOOTH CAMP. HE SAYS HE PATTERNS HIS TOUGH DISCIPLINE AFTER THE GARY COX STYLE OF DISCI- PLINE WITH THE TRACK TEAM. DELTON JACKSON-NOW MARRIED, HAS BEEN VERY SUCCESSFUL AND NOW OWNS HIS OWN MANSION. HE HAD TO DO SOMETHING! THE OLD PLACE WAS GETTING JUST A LITTLE CROWDED. CHRIS JOHNSON IS THE HEAD LIBRARIAN OF THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS, WASHINGTON, D.C. HE GOT THE JOB AS THE RESULT OF HIS SMASHING SUCCESS AS CHIEF CAMERAMAN OF DR. RAY- EPIC PRODUCTION HMASTODONS OF ST. BUDDY MARTIN-IS THE NEW SHERIFF OF APACHE COUNTY-HIS CAMPAIGN MOTTO WAS IF YOU CAN'T BEAT EM . . . JOIN EM. GLENN JOY-AT LAST REPORT, WAS STILL AT THE GRAND CANYON AT HAVASUPAI FALLS DIVING INTO THE POOL TRYING TO FIND HIS GLASSES LOST ON THE SENIOR TRIP. RIBIT! JAMES MILLER-IS A SPECIAL CONSULTANT TO THE N.R.A. IN MARKSMANSHIP. BERNA PADILLA-IS CELEBRATING HER 20TH MAR- RIAGE. SHE GETS MARRIED EVERY YEAR RIGHT AFTER GRADUATION. NATALIE PATTERSON IS CHIEF ADMINISTRATION FOR THE SOCIAL SECURITY SERVICE. SHE IS IN CHARGE OF ISSUING CARDS TO ALL HIGH SCHOOL DCE STUDENTS. ROBERT MARTINEZ-AFTER MAKING A MILLION, HAS GIVEN IT ALL AWAY TO ACHIEVE HIS FIRST AMBITION IN LIFE . . . BEING A BUM. KIM NORDVALL-IS A PROFESSIONAL DRIVING IN- STRUCTOR FOR THE SEARS SCHOOL OF DRIVING. EVERY TIME SHE OR HER STUDENTS PICK OFF A MOTORCYCLIST THEY GET TO PAINT A MINIA- TURE BIKE ON THE CAR DOOR. MILTON OLLERTON IS THE LEAD SINGER FOR THE HEAVY METAL GROUP, CULTURE CLUB, AND HAS REPLACED BOY GEORGE WHOM HE THOUGHT WAS MUCH TOO CONSERVATIVE. MILTON IS NOW SHOCKING EVERYONE BY WEARING A DARK BLUE ISgiI'l5gilzIgIITE BUTTON-DOWN SHIRT AND TIE AND TAMMY MESA IS HEADING A MOVEMENT TO SAVE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. SHE AND HER LADIES HAVE CHAINED THEMSELVES TO THE SJHS LI- BRARY CHECK-OUT DESK AND VOW TO STAY THERE UNTIL SUCH EXPRESSIONS AS I HEARD THAT , AND HE'S OUTA THERE ARE BANISHED FOREVER FROM THE LANGUAGE. NERINA READ IS HEADING A GROUP OF MERCE- NARIES WHO ARE TRYING TO OVER-THROW THE SOUTH AFRICAN GOVERNMENT AND IN ITS PLACE, INSTALL JOHN COLLINGS AND HIS POPU- LAR REPUBLICANISM FORM OF GOVERNMENT. MARIO BALLEJOS HELPS MRS. LICHFIELD TEACH COOKING AND COUNSEL YOUNG GIRLS. JOE MALLAHAN IS IN BUSINESS IN WINDOW ROCK BOOKING TEENAGERS FOR BREAK DANCE CON- TESTS. JOE NASSAR AND PAUL SALAZAR HAVE ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR TAG TEAM WRESTLING PARKS. WHILE PAUL IS RIPPING APART THE OPPOS- ING TEAM, JOE IS CHARMING ALL THE LADIES IN THE CROWD. ABBY WHITE IS THE CIRCULATION DIRECTOR FOR THE ARIZONA REPUBLIC NEWSPAPER. SHE INDI- VIDUALLY TAKES EACH CARRIER AND SHOWS HIM HOW TO THROW THE PAPER INTO THE IRRIGA- TION DITCH. DARREN TURLEY, AFTER STARRING FOR BOTH THE DALLAS COWBOYS AND PHOENIX SUNS, HAS RETIRED TO THE FAMILY RANCH IN JOE CITY WHERE HE IS WORKING ON A RECEIPE BOOK FOR FINICKY EATERS. ANTHONY PENA SERVES ON THE ST. JOHNS CITY COUNCIL WHERE HIS PET PROJECT OF MAKING HMARINOS BAR A NATIONAL HISTORICAL SITE IS MAKING GREAT PROGRESS. KALYNN PULSIPHER IS NOW THE FIRST LADY OF THE STAGE STARRING PRESENTLY WITH CHRISTO- PHER ATKINS IN A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE WHICH SHE HAS REWRITTEN TO GIVE HERSELF ALL THE GOOD LINES. I HEAR FRANK ROMERO AND HIS WIFE MARY CAN STILL BE SEEN CRUISING MAIN FREQUENTLY. THE OLD BLUE TRUCK NOW HAS SEVEN LITTLE CAR SEATS IN THE BACK! WORLD FAMOUS HIKER AND EXPLORER, JAMES TUOHY, IS FINALLY SETTING WORLD RECORDS IN MAKING THE FASTEST VOYAGES. DR. SONIA WILHELM WHO HAS A P.H.D. IN PYS- CHOLOGY IS STILL STUDYING THE STRANGE CASE OF MRS. SYLVIA UDALL. SHE NOW BELIEVES THAT SYLVIA HAS A PARASYMPATHETICAL REGRESSION OF THE PREATTENUATED SYNDROME. JOHN WAITE IS NOW SUPERINTENDENT OF SCHOOLS OF THE ST. JOHNS DISTRICT AND HIS MAIN OBJECT OF HIS ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION IS TO GET THE WATER FOUNTAINS TO WORK IN THE HIGH SCHOOL. AFTER DAZZLING THE WORLD WITH THE FIRST HUMAN BRAIN TRANSPLANT, I HAVE NOW RE- TIRED TO MY LUXURIOUS BUNGALOW ON THE BEACH OF RIO DE JANEIRO. IT'S A HARD LIFE.