St Johns High School - Le Cid Yearbook (St Johns, MI)

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MR. HERB ISABELL

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A1 to Aloysius: So you loved and lost? Aloysius: Well, not exactly, when she returned my presents, she put in some of the other fellows' too. We hear that Mr. Francis is going to take a ten-year course in penmanship at the University of Alabama. We wish him success. Henry Steves: I met a skunk on the way to school, so the teacher sent me home. Tom Hefty: Hot pop, you are always lucky. Sir Jack Falstaff: The early bird catches the worm. Sir Toby Belch: Ods, worms and birds, why did she get up so early? Nurse: The new patient in our ward is light-headed. Doctor: Delirious or blond? Father: I punished you because I love you. Son: And if I was only bigger, Father, I'd return your love. Mal Ma! sobbed Willie, Do my ears belong to my neck or my face? Why, what'S the matter? was the temporating reply. Well, you told Mary to wash my face and she is washing my ears, too. Shoplifter: Just my luck! Out go all the lights-everybody's filling their pockets, and me in the grand piano department. Grocer: And a pound of black tea, would green do? Customer: Er-no, this is for a funeral. Henry: I will be good for a penny, mother. Mother: Henry, you must understand right now that a son of mine must be good for nothing. Our father slipped upon the ice, Because he could'nt stand, He saw the glorious stars and stripes, We saw our father-land, One night Farmer Brown heard a. commotion in his chicken house. He went out, but found the door closed and all still. He called out: VVho's there? After a mo- ment, a meek voice answered: No-buddy, but us chickens. Dad: Willie, have you practiced your piano lesson this Week? Willie: Yes sir, I practiced it an hour every day. Dad: Well, that's good, but next time you practice, open the piano: Ive had the key in my pocket all this week. Customer: I 'Want a bar of soap. Store Keeper: Scented or unscented? Customer: I'll take it with me. Did you know smoking changed the color of your complexion? Sure, I get tanned every time the governor sees me wid a cigarette. after that I see red and finally relapse into the blues. Willie fat tablelz I want my pudding now, I don't want any Old meat and- Father-sternly: You keep your mouth shut and eat your dinner. In Caesar Class-Raymond Hull: 'Legatos is in the Ablative case, isn't it? Miss Turnbull fnerturbed and with Canadian aecentl: No, it is not. it is in the Accusative case. Raymond: Well, we won't argue about it. Does your daughter play by ear? No, she uses both hands and feet, but she can't use her ears.