St Johns High School - Knight Herald Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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The Legend Of Good Men Being a Prophecy of the Senyour Folke (With profound apologies to Chaucer) A THOUSAND tymes have I herd men telle That ther is joye in heven and payne in helle, And I acorde wel that hit is so ; But,natheles, yit wot I wel also That ther is no dwellyng in this contree Unles a graduayte frome St. John ' s you be. And varyous exampols I wol giv to showe That what I have nowe sed is so. :]: :!: % A wel-payed secryterye is Franke Albert ; it wil suffyce To knowe that he lerned hys tradye in the princypal ' s offyce. Tedde Allen is a verray parfit business manne. He closes mellyon dolar deals wythe a wayve of hys hande. And C. V. Beck, the advertysing manne we knowe, To selle a three inche colyme wil let a payge of Vergil flow. Beckmann the physicyst, who in Englyshe clas did doze, In fronte of Whytte-Gregge cammeras he did Iowe to pose. Harrye Biniak, the last manne on erthe to go to, we expeckt. An undrtakyr, he canne digge yer grave wythe hys niblickt. Richard Brannan, faymed for hys intrpretaytioun of Ruskin, Away frome al schooles wil be found hustlin ' . Doctour Grant Burgess, knows the cause of everich maladye, Were it of hoot or cold or moyste or drye. V. B. Deale, frome al indycatiouns we see, The yongest Greeke instructour in the Universytee. Friar Dietrich, the monke, swetely herde he confessioun, And plesaunt was hys absolucioun. Eberle of the pryze potatoe does wel Bothe wythe hys swynk and hys catel. Honourable Eischen, the mayour of Sylvannia toune, y Its populaetioun is the syze of a smalle congregacioun. Engel, artiste on a saxxe; he wil pleye Until someone knocke hym doune and carrie hym aweye. Ferguson, the Mudde Henne bosse, wythe hys mouthe fulle, Wil holer at the teeme for a doubble pleye to pulle. Ambitious T. Ferrell has a nyce blu uniforme; Be notte deceved — he is a mailmanne — delivers in coulde or warme. Maestro John Minor Flynn preferrs Tschaikowsky to Rachmaninoff — butte neareste hys hearte Is pleying a bitte of Johann Chrysostomus Amadeus Mozart. Go to the balle parke to see Catcherre Bob Glynn ; Go to the tenis corte to see hym somtimes winne. Another musickcian, Griss, lyves by hys clarinette, Frome Stokowski drawes a sallary that is verray bigge and fete. Pollished Arthur Fleming Harwood noo doubte wil owne a banke. And if it ever closes you wil hav hym to thanke. Herr, the snarlling, scoffyng crityc, wythe hys sparrkling golden bearde, Of hys darrkly scowllyng countenance the chyldren are afearde. Longge John Kehres, distynguyshed Doctour of Phisik, In al this world ne was ther noon hym lyk. Now we looke for Monsieur John Kellar, And fynde hym a Paris guyde, an interestyng feler. [14]

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French 3, 4 Honor Man I, 2, 3 Sodality 1, 2, 3, 4 Newman Acolyte 4 Seminar, Latin JAMES L. WILLIAMS Greek 3, 4 Honor Man 2 Sodality 1, 2, 3, 4 Bellarmine Newman Play 4, Stage Mgr. Masquers Golf 2, Mgr. Acolyte 1, 2, 3, 4, Treasurer 4 Knight Herald 4 CHARLES K. WRIGHT Greek 3, 4 Honor Man 2, 4 Sodality 1, 2, 3, 4, Secretary 3, Prefect 4 Debating Team 3, 4 Bellarmine Newman Plav 2, Ass ' t Stage Mgr. Basketball 2, 3, 4, Hon.-Cap ' t. Baseball 3 Class Officer 2 Senior Officer, Treasurer Orchestra 1,2 , Acolyte 1, 2, 3, 4, Prefect 4 Seminars, Latin and Greek JOSEPH C. WROBEL ROBERT N. LAWSON THOMAS F. MURRAY French 3 German 4 Bellarmine Newman Baseball 3, 4 Basketball 4 Honor Man 3 Senior Officer Greek 3, 4 Honor Man 1, 2, 3, 4 Sodality I, 2, 3, 4, Chairman 1,2,3,4 Debating Team 4 Bellarmine Newman Class Officer 1, 3 Acolyte 1, 2, 3, 4, Prefect 2 Seminars, Latin and Greek [13]

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The Legend Of Good Men (Continued) E. Kozakowski wyns gammes for the Giants teeme; In clas Kohzy wuld always to be sleepyng seem. And Harold Kruse joynes the armye; a greate generalle Lyk Cyrus he becommes. Hys fayme is notte ephemeralle. Bob Kryzaniak, hys credyt list looks lyke a census; But let no manne say hys croonyng sounds lyke cattes on backe yarde fences ! Whytey Lawson — for hym a bussy future aproaches; He wyl be the starre of the Crimmsone Coaches. A modeste Suthun kernel is Thomas F. A. Murray, He loves trouthe, fredom, Vallee, and chivalrye. Charles Nolan, a quiette ladde, neverre dysturbs hys teacher, We are surre he wylle be a countrie preacher. Donald Nopper, one of the moste expressyve debaterrs, Hys worke is bossyng Don ' s Eatyng Emporium ; to the ladyes he caters. Buckye O ' Connor, photographere, and keper of the bulletyn boards, Nowe an automobyle dealer ; he wyl sclle you a Forde. D. O ' Leary, archytectur experte, who canne also drawe wel, Frome observatioun we knowe he wil be caretakr of a greate cathedral. Carroll F. Parker, enthusiastyc familie manne and lawyer, hys wordes wise, Justice he was ful often in assise. Jack Perkins, woman ' s boone, can make songes and wel endite, Juste and eek daunce, and wel purtreye and write. Soldyer of fortun Schneider, al be that he is a philosophre, Yet haddc he but litel gold in cofre. Senatour Schrinel, rich in moral virtu in hys speche, And gladly wolde he lerne and gladly teche. Bing Senn, wythe a gurglyng voyce of mixtures, Wyl sweepe the countrie; a hit in talkyng pyctures. But he has competitioun ; menacyng Sindyla of the burning eyes Takkes Gable ' s place in the tragyc The Ladye Lyes. Officer Sobecki ; nowher so bisy a manne as he ther nas, And yet he semed bisier than he was. Chef Solon of Nopper ' s restaurante can roste and broille and frye, And wel indeed can he bake a pye. Frome home to home in aflyvver St. Charles rushes. In hys swetest mannerre he tryes to styng you wyth hys Fuller brushes. Attourneye, scientisye, chemiste Testa, heigh in hys renoun, Of fees and robes hadde he many oon. Trudeau, wythe hys verray parrit coal industrie, Wyl protecke you frome wintere colde and gustie. Father Wasserman wel coude rede a lessoun or a storie, But alderbest he song an offertorie. Bob Wendorf sels bananaas in the A. and P. stor, you bette, Wyse men avoide hym ; he wyl bumme you for a cigarette. Admiral Williams, hardie voyages does he undertake, Wyth many a tempeste hadde hys berd been shake. Presydente of Panamma is the destyny of Senor Wright, Poore Moe! In hys countrie every daye ther is a fyte. Finallie, Joe Wrobel frome coachyng Notre Dame to Sears Roebuck was sente. To becom managere of their famousse sportes departmente. :): :|: :ji :!: :i; Whan that the sonne out of the south gan west, And this goode clas gan parte and goon to rest, For darknesse of the nyght, the which not they dred, Home to their houses ful swiftly they sped To goon to reste and erly for to ryse So that they may hav success, as I devyse. [15] r - :. yK — i - J -V T I