St Johns College - Yearbook (Annapolis, MD)

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Don't KK .H K C I K 6 . e Some More Advice ef .F write home unless you ask for 35.00. throw water on Major T--. throw chairs down into the Iirst prep. room. cuss' when the lights go out. forget to be respectful to Dr. Garver. laugh at Willing's jokes. monkey around the King Jack's kitchen. learn' more than one oration for Tommy. dispute the rights and duties of the 0. D. think your dress uniform the only one. make too much over the Annapolis girls. i taste everything in the laboratory. Memorial tablets. are costly. dispute Woodcock's Word. , . Whet your appetite for good beefsteak. mark up hours in the laboratory. go in society unless you've got a bar'l. .forget that A married young man is a young man that's married. .take morphine to stop you from smoking. Your clothes won't fit your A classmates. A ' i ' Q Q W T p do, anything you can get out of. ' ' i ' 214 ppl! -u ,ep-. I 1 wa Q 1 ls ll ll 4 1 l l w Q i 'll S . .L H.. v- 5

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W 4 .i... -.n.w,..i1Ma..' ' ' v-is? x --if 4 l i il ll i i . l E l l fl! l le l , E. , . l l ! V l fl AK Ayr- Img ' ' ' e ' -fi-Y - -,QT ' ' , 2 ,. 5.':-A-'-If-sw - Y,.x,.. .-.,. . ' , gg-M 'V - .ie . Mr. Rohrer's Answers at QI47ith Apologies to the Ladies' H ome fom'1mul.j Inquiries must give names, addresses, color and size of appetite, Correspond- Ents enplpsing a keg of beer and an addressed stamped envelope will be answered y mai . Griddle Cakes. Better leave them alone, but if you must eat them, prepare as follows: Dissolve ingredients in HCL, reciprocate with K2 Cr O4 cool, filter. Wash precipitate with hot rot-gut whiskey. Fry until brown upon a sheet of the Fireside Companion. Serve with Tobasco sauce and chop suey. Eat just before retiring. T would advise that you first send for a physician, attire yourself in your pajamas and nightcap. . To Reduce 071613 Weig'ht.-Talce five hours' violent exercise Qsawing woodj before breakfast. Eat breakfast at 5 A. M. Eat all you can hold, avoiding con- versation and newspaper editorials. Pick a scrap with some neighbor who can thrash you. Take a salt bath 3 rub down with sandpaper. Eat from 9 until IO o'clock, topping off with at least ten schooners of beer. Chase your neighbor's chickens from flower beds until II o'clock. Quarrel with your mother-in-law, sweat and cuss until' I2 o'clock. Fat any old thing, washed down with plenty of beer, until I o'clock. Read Ames' Theory of Physicsi' and the Police Gazettef' drink half a keg of beer, and go to sleep. Get up about 4 o'clock, fall do-wn stairs. Eat pork, Bologna sausage, Boston baked beans, and drink beer for two hours. VValk the twins up and down the floor for three hours. Eat plenty of griddle cakes and dried apples, with water. To secure best results retire immediately, continually nursing a siphon connection with your beer keg. I have found the above method very benencial. Conceit is the distinguished characteristic of poodle dogs and young preachers, so if you would avoid it stay out of their company. Fathers of twins and police officers are prone to become conceited, and even senior classes at colleges are oft- times victims of swelled heads. Be cautious not to flatter old maids and yellow negroes. The truly wise man is modest as a bandmaster, and the braggart and coxcomb are no better than chicken thieves. Potatoes. The best way to prepare potatoes for the table is a la Dustin. The potatoes should be partly peeled, great care being taken to leave three symmetrical patches of skin on each potato. Boil in muddy water, available in any quantity 215