St Johns College - Yearbook (Annapolis, MD)

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h - ? ? 5 s 1 -'YN An Examination Soliloquy f'To pass or not to pass, that is the question. Whetlier 'tis better, in exams., to suffer A Questions from contumacious Profs, 01' to prepare notes containing useful data, And, by gouging, pass them? ,To fail, to flunk, No more, but by gouging, to more than end The heartaches, -and the many sleepless nights, That a failure brings-'tis the only method, And it will I pursue. To fail, to flunk, To Hunk! perhaps a zippg ay, there's the rub, For at that frigid point, what blood Won't freeze? I must shake off this dire calamity, So gouge I Will. There's the respect That surely follows a graduation, In which will be lost all those base ideas Of the gouger's wrong. The smart man's contumely, The pangs of stricken 'conscience-alike lost. So T'd rather bear those ills a short While Than to flunk an exam. T know not of. toz in l 7 Q 5' A i f e -T xx , 1 E 1 1 I Y ,, pi I 1 It . li if I .5 I ,. I, l srl

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w 3 l 1 9 , , i 5 J 3 z 1 5 I l 1 i t A'- 2 Q .- R L Charlie Qafter one of Patls prolonged speechesj Why dont you keep quiet Pat ? Pat Qthe Irish blood boilingj,-Faith, and ye needn t get ginger bready VV hen is a man not a man? Answer-VVhen he is a maj or. . VVho is the greatest liar? A dead man ,JJ Can You Understand Wliy Townshend uses so much cologne? Wfny Dustin wants to stay here? VV hy the faculty is not changed? VVhy Wooclcoclq wastes so much time down town? Why we cannot keep any appliances in the Gym? Wliat Johnny Chew understands? VV hy Freshmen will lie? Wliy the Seniors want the honor system? VVhy Grant is bow-legged? Why 'Tony', Powell is such a ladies' man? Wliat makes LaMotte5s hair fire color ? Who VVhy vviiy VVhy VVhy VV hy VVf1y VV fl y it is that likes to be petted? Dustin should get S80 per month ? lake doesn't live in the Vice-Piesident s mansion ? Turkey has cut off his mustache? the Sophomores are so Foxy? you neveriget your examination papeis back? we have to pay S20 per month for army beet ? Jamison is such a gaspipe? VVhy so many girls lose their minds over Claik? The difference between the Stick and the Club? IQI

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