St Johns College - Yearbook (Annapolis, MD)

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ou1 care as a P1 otection against Cimex I ectulaiius and other hke disturbers of the peace and afte1 carefully considering the present ra1d of the CIITICX Lectulais do he1 eby 1'1O'E1fy the leade1s of sa1d army to VV1lIl1Cl1 aw the1r above named ranks from the te111torv of the First Floor of Pinkney I-Iall within the space of twenty four hou1s otherwlse we shall deem their encampment on ou1 matt1esses as an act of hostility and take strenuous action against their troops Behevrng peace more preferable than war we trust that said troops will be withdrawn VV1tl1OL1lL further trouble Vlfe are very sincerely W E R CUMMING VV E R WILLING Comm1ttee on Cimex Lectulars Jes! Muiphy 111 mathematical Ck3111l1l3.lZ1011 A parallelogram 1S a long square figure having four sides and a base four corners four angles and three dimensions It is shaped like an Uneeda Biscuit box It cannot be m staken IO1 a tuangle and as fat as I know 1t 1S harmless Clark Ctrylng to sing Oh my Dolores open up your gates and S1110 Tall' one of Eden look to the Wfest for me I m d near freezing out in the rain Padgett O4 Say Tong. are you going w alkmg after dinner it - RGUGI-I I-IQUSE JIM, Chief Cimex Lectulais Killer. ,f - -I ' - ' f ' ' ' 1 2 I C i F ,fix Powell, '04-Gosh, no, but I am going to ride out my Latm. Beatty-Say, General, have you any writing paper? Grant-No. x Beatty-Well, why haven't you? Grant-'Cause Clark has plenty. Garey Creturning to college in Septemberj-How are you, Doctor. Am delighted to see you! Dr. Fell-'VVell, donit break up so much furniture this year. 189

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w 3 l 1 9 , , i 5 J 3 z 1 5 I l 1 i t A'- 2 Q .- R L Charlie Qafter one of Patls prolonged speechesj Why dont you keep quiet Pat ? Pat Qthe Irish blood boilingj,-Faith, and ye needn t get ginger bready VV hen is a man not a man? Answer-VVhen he is a maj or. . VVho is the greatest liar? A dead man ,JJ Can You Understand Wliy Townshend uses so much cologne? Wfny Dustin wants to stay here? VV hy the faculty is not changed? VVhy Wooclcoclq wastes so much time down town? Why we cannot keep any appliances in the Gym? Wliat Johnny Chew understands? VV hy Freshmen will lie? Wliy the Seniors want the honor system? VVhy Grant is bow-legged? Why 'Tony', Powell is such a ladies' man? Wliat makes LaMotte5s hair fire color ? Who VVhy vviiy VVhy VVhy VV hy VVf1y VV fl y it is that likes to be petted? Dustin should get S80 per month ? lake doesn't live in the Vice-Piesident s mansion ? Turkey has cut off his mustache? the Sophomores are so Foxy? you neveriget your examination papeis back? we have to pay S20 per month for army beet ? Jamison is such a gaspipe? VVhy so many girls lose their minds over Claik? The difference between the Stick and the Club? IQI