St Johns College - Yearbook (Annapolis, MD)

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9?- CHORUS The Old Nickel Math-Bell - QT0 the Mme of The Old Oaken Bucleetfj How sweet to the ear is the sound of the math-bell, Which calls us from moments more pleasantly spent. To cosines, to tangents, and oft to our death-knell, Right up to the room where we ougtn't to went. The high, shiny forehead, the Prof. who can sport it, The table, the blackboard, where johnny Chew stands And if we don't know it, his book will report it, That little black book, which he holds in his hands. The old nickel math-bell, the blamed 'lectric math-bell, Which calls us to lessons we all know so well. S ..-,,Wm.,,, , :,,.,.. ., TM., f f r I I I I I I I I Il X I 9- I I I I I I I I L. I I I I I I 'fp I I lQThe second staanza will be in next yeavfs Rat Tat. D 177 I

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I n Advertisements J' FOUND-A promising bass-drummer. . . FOUND-The unexpected Qin Greekj ..... FOUND-A Fox and a Rabbit CB07'1f7tt6'D . . . ............ . . . . FOUND--Two 'Pussies ..... . . . . ..... .... I . W. Wilmer FOUND-A Vey to pacify Puuch .... .............. LOST-The Small Keyes of the Hall. . . . . . . . . LOST-A Turkey and a Creme ................ LOST-A terrapin, a kitten and a long-eared dog .............. . . . .Thef Band. . . L. Blecker . . . .The Faculty and- F.. D. Fusey . Freshman Class . .The Freshmen . . .Barnumis Circus . . JR. T. Rohrer LOST-All my ambition ....................... ' .... Editor-in-Chief of Rat Tat Losr-T he Presidency of 'og .......... a ........ .......... . H. Grant WANTED-SOmCbOdy to ask me for my opinion .... ..... A .p W. Woodcock WANTED-SPOfS and Dots ...................... ' ..... '. . .The Business World WANTED-TO know the definition of Subo17dition,' ........... . . .jakels Classes VVANTED-The similarity' between a Stick, a Reed and a C out ...... The Students WANTED--PlCHty of Mudd and Bakeffs' Raisius to Punch up the biggendof Pat's Bass-Horn ................................... Fourth Floor WANTED-Some flesh to Phil out my clothes .... .... I . Merryman. WANTED-Some ambition and originality .... C .......... ..The Faculty VVANTED-SOITIC choice C ouutry Frogs .... a ............. Tarbutton and Tarbert WANTED-A Cooper Qorj two that can- hold a Woodcock and ct Jay Bird. ' T ....................... ' .............. ' ................ ' Students FoR sim-A Baby Elephant ............... T T f T ..' .B HQ Hutchins FOR SALE-A Pale-Face and a Monkey-Face ................. . . .Second Floor. BEARD Sz SEWVARD, the only wholesale and retail dealers inimported Hinds and Noble Ponies. Guaranteed full blood and unmixed. Recommended by Trainers Fell and Pusey to be quickest, as well as the most showy ponies on the St. 1ohn's race track. Some of which have made the best records in the history of the race. Experienced grooms furnished with ponies. jockeys, such as Garey, Small and Wilmer, who have all won medals at the semi-annual races on the tracks of Pusey and Fellg can be furnished to train and ride any pony-from a Caesar Shet- land to a bucking juvenal, ' 176 , ,,.t..k.-3 M '-: --1. :--.-1 - t' '? . -,C .-.-. V '--- ----Q- 1 ,- ., ...,..,.,,,.. .... -a .q,Q.--T ...L . -A. , .,g,.. 7 .iw-a--H Hr. ... sc.. . v- - --fr' M- ,gnu-, W ' Wh: ' L.....'.glli''2i'1:-::L:L-f-i1 : '

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That That That That That That That That That That That That That That That That That That That That That Why How TfVhy Why Do You Realize aw C-feneralw Grant Wrote the Rat Tat? Beard is the best gouger in College? Bradley and Hutchins are reformers? Smith QA. is a special Freshman? Grant is from Alpha? Clark is an orator? Mudd never plays cards? Cronin is the smartest man in College? Townshend is the most beautiful singer? Fox has a red nose? Punch has been divorced from Judy? Cronk is a good mistake? Pip Tilghman is a sergeant? Johnny Chew can't teach Freshmen Math? the Frog has crooked legs? Blecker is going to be Major? Cummins has a bad case? Wilmer Will Hcluck ? Padgett is bow-legged? Garey is smart in Chemistry? the junior Class is highftoned? Galbreath likes the Seniors? 4'Tommy Fell can live on his salary? Pokey,' doesn't marry? Garver, Jack, Davis and lsaac are not in the Faculty? What is the matter with the Prep. School? That Stick is a victim of circumstances? That you can't fool Neevvy? That if you idon't, you're blind? 178