St Johns College - Yearbook (Annapolis, MD)

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Wilt BEATTY. Zhacf I. A Rustic slew-footed bookworm, dropped here from the confines of the Eastern Shore. ' p BLECKER A man in close touch with the Seniors.- Has no special aim in life. A literary enthusiast, though not gifted with much gibbosity. An athlete yesterday, a philosopher today, a soldier tomorrow, and a crank for evermore. pe Talks only about his complexion and other people's faults. Spends his time thinking how successfully his importance and his literary culiarities Will combine to make him famous. Hard to beat for nose, gall and sarcasm. 156 CK 71 i

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Section 6, Clause I. No Math. book shall be used here unless it is well known that the student can easily procure a '4key to the same. Clause 2. Nobody shallever be expected to become interested in HTurkey's,' lessons. ' A - Clause 3. Anyone knowing four declensions of three Latin nouns shall be considered eligible to at first grade certificate. Clause 4. Hjohnnyi' Chew shall stop hoping to send away St. johns gradu- ates with as much knowledge of Math. as he has. Clause 5. Professor Von Schwerdtner must change his opinion regarding the Freshman Class. Section 7, Clause I. The Faculty shall arrange a series of lectures on the subject of Girls, Clause 2. The Freshman Class shall begin now to write up their Rat Tat work. Clause 3. The Faculty shall hereafter consult the student before awarding him demerits. Clause 4. The oflicer of the day shall have nothing to do, but must mind his own business. Section 8, Clause I. Qrdered, That this act shall take effect from the date of its passage. ' AMENDMENT. I. Major Thompson shall appoint his commissioned officers from the juniors holding the highest rank. - ffiafttttttz Fil im JA V xl . Q5 V 1 5V 1f3'- 155

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,,.' Xu Sf-L l l l I 1 E i 1 l l l , l I l l l i l 1 . .4 7' . .1 1 1 3 K - M, M ff 5, , 1'-1-,.,,., .- ..., . .V -9,2--. .- . .. . CLARK. Has a head for Math., or most anything. A most proficient and enthusiastic critic and orator. Has a liking for Pokey and the girls. A boy who can't sing and will sing ought to be muzzledf' , CRONK. Every rule has its exceptions, Aho? there is C171 exception to every rule, But he 'is the greatest in this school. Uses cheap cologne, and writes to girls on red paper with white ink. Old rhaldy, and lahk, f Ahd oftehtlrhes called Crank, CUMMINS. ., Resurrected from the Baltimore City jail in 1899. p The white man's burden Qand girls', tooj y I Expects to be Salutatorian of '03, Spends his spare time across College Creek, Doesn't correspond with more than Ioo girls. DOUGHERTY. F or eloqaehce and wit ahcl -all like-a-that, You cah't find ah equal to our 'wonderful Pat. A veritable lynxq A One of the cream of society. A Perfectly satisfied With himself, but with no one else. Some praise at morning what they blame at night, But always think the last opinion right. ELGEN. Ah eramplle to follow! A lrzxlhg Apollo! A Has traveled from The Earth to the Mooni' with Jules Verne no less than nine times. . He came from the land of Nowhere QCarroll Countyj. After he gradu- ates he will go back. Aims at a career oi glory upon the opera stage. The man with the hoe. . A 157