St Johns College - Yearbook (Annapolis, MD)

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Ev.-ws. - , A boy who can't sing, and will sing, ought to be muzzled. Torn from a sand pile by the wind from a Wicomico express, going at the rate of fourteen miles an hour. Seems to be particularly fond of child-ren. Goes to Washington quite often to see my aunt. LvoNs. Many a man who is cramped for time in this world, will have time to burn in the next. Gift of Apollo, requires a derrick to raise him in time for early French. Chief accomplishment, blowing glass in the laboratory in the absence of Professor C. - MAYO. Shall we meet beyond the river ? So modest, yet, O so deep ! Born in the Ancient City some time-date unknown- about the time of the great cloudburst. Specimen of spontaneous generation. Has quite a faculty for skipping French. N MELVIN. P It's a wise man who never says a word when the other fellow happens to be the bigger. Twinkle, twinkle, little star ,' How I wonder what you are. Found in a plum pudding at the Maryland Hotel. MULLAN. The man always kicking for a raise, should try one of his kicks on a can of dynamite. Like Topsy, just growedf' Not as fond of winters as he seems to be of summers. NICHOLS. Too quiet to say much, and too lazy if he wasn't. Favorite quotation, No drill. 79

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Glass grinds. BOHANAN. Blessed will be the inventor who perfects a device to compel a man to shut up when he has said enough. Brought from the unknown regions by an angel, and lodged in St. Mary's, there to bore the fair sex by his unseemly presence. Hopes to be an exhauster fexhorterl. BRADY. Even the oldest inhabitant never saw Pete and a brass band going in opposite directions. Seems just to have been. Reasons unknown. CONN. Some men are like bass-drumsg they make lots of noise, but there is nothing in them. She's the prettiest girl in Chicago. Any information regarding his birth thankfully received by the Editorial Board. CoLL1soN. Training is everything. The cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education. -Mark Twain. Some mistake in his make-up - only one leg 3 therefore, not a man, not being a biped. Rather fond of stolen sweets. DOUGLAS. When a farmer wants to dress up, he puts on a paper collar and smokes a cigarette. Gouged through space in 187., with but one distin- guishing characteristic - his mouth. Expects to win her in spite of all the other classes. 78

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SINCLAIR. If he has nothing to say, he says it. A good example for others. Never in a hurry, but he always gets there on time. STRAHORN. It's a tall, thin chap, with a gift of gab very gallop- ing. -Dickens. Thinks 13 an unlucky number, when, as it happens here, he is No. 13, and dinner on the table for but 12- Born in Cecil. When P Don't know., But one thing's certain - his feet did grow. Love originates in the heartg brains have nothing to do with it. 80