St Johns College - Yearbook (Annapolis, MD)

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Fublieations. 'l H H' The Mystery of the Peanut-shell ,' or, Where Was Kalum, the S leuthfoot, When the Race Was Over. K. L.W--'r--N. -1- The Growth of Greatness 5 or, How I Rose From Student to Pro- fessor. By the Author of A Gastank and Other Myths. A. L. W-L--N--N. rl' How I Became a Sport g or, 'The Way to Raine a Moustache. By the Author of A Baseball Pitcher, etc., etc. C. HJ MACN - - B. 'I- How I Shall Graduateg or, Visions of a Sheepskin. By the Author of A Mudface Shrimp. W. L. B - A - Y. t -X' The Misfartunes of a Lover ,' or, How I Was Outdone By an Alumnus. ' J.S.S---H--N. -I' Thrilling Adventures of a Freak : or, How I Escaped From Bar- num's Circus. By the Author of Scabby, the Skeleton. W.J.L--s-N. E 207 The Mystery of a4Booze g or, How Buzz, the Feathered S pirit-Fiend E-ffllfed the Pf0f-S'- By Carter, tl1e Bow-legged Bird. C. C. R-Y---Ds. 'P Adventures of a Trunk g or, How My Lodging Was Changed. - S. T.M--K--L. 'I' The Troubles of a Lady-Killer g or, Why the Camera Was Smashedf' H. A - M - - v. 'X' By the Author of Rube, the Rustic, In Town on Sundays. Two Hairs on the Wrong Side, and What Wrinkled My Cravat ? or, Look Out I D. H. D - v - LL. -I- How to Catch Pigs in the Alley. By the Author of Humble- ness a Science, Billy the Orator, and Democrats and Rebels. PPPP -X' I Don't Care. By the Author of Being a First Sergeant, Half Fed, Don't Bother Me, Skip When I Get Ready 3 or, Hungry, the Flaxen-Haired. O. C-c-L. Y

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Fresumption. '! l l l l' NCE a youth in our College old Not very long ago Did what might be thought as bold, And that you soon shall know. 'Twas after holidays were o'er And Chawlie - that's his name - Returned to old St. John's once more g But this is how he came : A high silk hat was on his head 3 A long froclc coat he wore g And many a compliment CPD was paid As he entered the mess hall door. And many a plot was made next day, As students could devise 5 The wondrous hat to hide away From sporty CPD Chawlie's eyes. But, as the days passed on, you see, The mischief was laid by 3 And Chawlie thought : There's none A sporty youth am I. Dear friends, should you be asked why we This act did tolerate : He's in the Senior Class --ah, me l That Class of Ninety-eight ! 206 like me

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Cross Questions and Silly Answers. By the Author of Fault- Finder, Nothing Right, How I Talk So Much, and Hodge's Question Book. I S. H - no - s. -l- Why 1'm Major ,' or, How I Wiggle. By the Author of. Talk- ing as My Profeshf' Bad Principles, and Straighten Up, Sir. A. L. W-L-I-s-N. - 'lf Baseball By My Team. By the Author of Got No Ambish, How I Got My Twenty, and The Study of Osteology 3 or, Mice Rattling the Bones. , ' C. E. T - R - Y. Why I Went to Western Maryland, and How I Got Back. By the Author of Sleeping a Disease, and Pulling Hair. . 1 N. O -ma. -I' . How I Work Inspections. By the Author of Akers, Baseball Playing, Original Jokes, How I Hunt Owls, and When I Lived in Philadelphia. W. M. C - A - KE. 'X- JUST OUT : How I Squelched 'lm. By the Author of Tricky Ball, In College With My Fathers fotherwise known as When Will I Graduate ? D, Among the Boys. W. L. B-A-Y. Why I Went to a Party 5 or, How I Was Fooled. By the Author of Crisfield, the World's Garden Spot, Oysters and Fish, How I Keep Out of Shows. By Kangaroo, or among the boys as Scabby. - W. P. L - w - oN. + , Normal School at Frostburg : or, Why I Would Rather Go to School With Black Men. By the Author of Coal Under- ground fknown as the dark-crested hilly. , H. C. H - LL. rl' Innocence in the Sky Parlor. By the Author of Why I Loo-k Like a Chinaman, Unassuming Andrew 5 or I've Trou- bles of My Own -- Don't Mention Yours. A. K- uc. -X- A Treatise on'Beautyg or, Girls as I've Found 'Emi' By the Author of Bashfulnessf' How I Behave at Gorsuch, also How I Changed, and Jim, the Lady-Killer. A-M-NY. -!- Ties, Suspenders and Socks. By Ikey from Washington. The Author of Where Am I Saturday Nights, and I Sell to Help My Friend. 1 E. C. S-H-E-D-zz. Now, on the last page you look. What next ? Why l Buy this book - And pay for it!