St John Central High School - Centralite Yearbook (Bellaire, OH)

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Q ! ! I Q ! ! Q Q I Q ! ! I Ie m :11 r' S E -cs :S U U2 '15 ! ! ! Q ! ! ! I I I I I I ! I I I I I I I I I I Q Q Q Q I Q I I Q I I I I Q I I Q I Q I I I I I I I ! ! 1880--1930 PATRONS ADDISON, MISS ANNE ADDISON, MISS LUELI.A ATHERTON, MR. AND MRS. BAKOSH, MR. DAVID BAKOSH, MRS. JULIA ISENLINE, MRS. FRANK BRAILLY, MISS VEROA BROWNING, MISS BLANCHE BROWNING, CYRIL J. BOIARSKI, MISS IRENE BOIARSKI, MISS ALICE BAUDO, MR. JOSEPH V' J. H. BURNS, MISSES MARY AND EUPHEMIA BUSACCA, MRS. JOSEPH BUTLER, MISS QVIIARGARET BUTLER, MR. M. E. CARTER BROS. CAPITOL CONFECTIONERY CAREY, MRS. CYRIL CONNELLY, MISS ELLEN CONARD, JEFF COOK, MRS. PAUL COOK, THOMAS CURRAN, MRS. SARAH CURRAN, MRS. YV. J. IPAVIS, MISS CECILIA IJEQVIARCO, LOUIS IJEMARCO, ,ANTHONY DOYLE, MRS. E. J. FLAGHERTY, MR. JOSEPH FRANKEN, DR. GEORGE GALLAGHER, MRS. J. GLASER, RALPH GRA'rz, MRS. L. A. HOUSTON, MISS QVIILDRED HOUSTON, MRS. XV. O. HUEER, MRS. BARBARA JOHNSON, MRS. CHARLES JOHNSON, MRS. KEANE, MARY KEANE, MISS ELIZABETH KILGORE, MRS. HARRY KURNER, MRS. PAUL LANCIONE, MRS. FRANK LAVELLE, MISS QVQARGARET LILLY, MRS. J. C. LILLY, HUGH LILLY, MISS LUQILLE LYNSKEY, MRS. JOHN LYNSKEY, MISS QXIARCEIJNE QYIAUISTRU, MRS. JAMES QVQALONEY, MRS. 'IJHOMAS C QYIALONEY, MRS. XVILLIAM QYJOLLI, MRS. A. QXKJURRAY, MR. S. MURRAY, JOSEPH MURRAY, CHARLES D. MURPHY, MRS. A. MURPHY, MRS. STAzY NAUCEH'l'ON, MISS ILERESA NIEMIIEC, JOHN A. NIEMIEC, MISS JULIA NIEMIEC, MISS QVIARY NOLAN, MR. JOHN cJ,BRIEN, MRS. A. O'DONNELL, ELMER PALMER, MRS. ANNE PERUNKO, MR. JAKE PICKETT, MRS. IANNE REILLY, MISS HELEN REILLY, MRS. PHILIP SCHAEFER, MRS. LAWRENCE SCOTT, MRS. CHARLES SMITH, MX'R'l'LE STEPHENS, MRS. HfX'l l'Y STRONG, MARIE TRACEY, MRS. M. J. VALLORIC, MRS. :ANNE VALLORIC, MRS. HELEN VANYO, MISS MARY VVALLACE, MISS MAYME WASSMAN, MRS. CHARLES XVEIR, MRS. ROSE XVILLIAMS, MRS. F. XVINIESDORFFER, MRS. L.

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' 3 1 30101 :ini 11031 1030111102 T H E L A M P A D I S T -2111 1 iiioioiniuioifiril 201 :ju biojcsicvianjoixviariujcnioiariujojr wif 1880--1930 Baldness is often the badge of a successful business man, says a writer. It certainly means that he has come out on top. It is easy to be patient when you have nothing at stake. One thing we can be thankful for is that blankets don't follow skirt styles. Modesty is a great virtue, but a man seldom gets his salary raised on the strength of it. Uncle Sam fired a West Point cadet for getting married. Apparently, the military authorities do not believe that a cadet should take up matri- mony until he has learned how to fight. Time flies, but the leader of an orchestra always beats it. The more a fellow kicks on the kind of government he has, the more likely it is that he didn't vote in the last election. Hope is all right when it forms a partnership with Hustle. A New York chemist has invented what he calls owl liquor. One drink of it and you can't see in daylight. Do unto your loudspeaker that which you would have the neighbors do to theirs. Patrick Henry, Thomas Jefferson, and George Washington were known as the tongue, the pen, and the sword of the Revolution. Life has a way of evening up things. For every woman who makes a fool out of some man there's another who makes a man out of some fool. Is a person who attends a talkie an auditor or a spectator? One swallow may not make a summer, but one pin inserted in a chair will make one spring. Nothing circulates so rapidly as a secret. A dead man is of as much use to the world as a lazy one-and he takes up less room. It is always a re-leaf to the trees when spring comes. Jokes are like nuts-the drier they are the better they crack. Experience is a wonderful teacher, but by the time it hands a man his diploma he is often too old to make use of his knowledge. It isn't what a man doesn't know that worries him, but what he knows others know he doesn't know. A fly wiggles its wings 330 times in a second. In gathering a pound of honey a bee travels 43,776 miles. If you have money to burn, save it until next winter and give it to the coal dealer. Sometimes the girl helps her bashful lover out, and sometimes her father does it. One reason a woman can't keep secrets is because she doesn't know what to do with them. If you don't like these pages, well, de gustibus non disputandum est, as the old lady said when she kissed her cow. -B. Benline and C. Bakosh. r1ojo:av:o:o1wn:o1oj4n1o:cr11n1rv1:r11v14u11r1o141111111014 xuiuiojuiniff1o1o1an:o:o1o1o1o:4r:o1o14r1:r:4n1ar1o11 Oz' in

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- - -'--------------- ---H- -1--- T H E L A M P A D 1 s T --.----------.---i-. -..-.I-.- - nioioioioif vioioioioioioix 1010 1101121014 1880--1930 JDKES The world would be a bleak, dreary place if men just thought and thought and never laughed. .til O . L. Wyrick- I came near having a fight in the street car last night. R. Lily- And how was that ?'l L. Wyrick- I was standing up and the first thing I knew a man grabbed me by the ear. I yelled 'leggo my ear.' He then asked my pardon and said he thought he had hold of the strap. 0 .-l. J. Mountain- How did you make out in your race with F. Lombardy at the track meet yesterday ? F. Busacca- I lost by a nose. J. Mountain- Too badg it's a pity you couldn't swap noses with him. . U lil J. Wier- John, you're wanted in the gym. J. Houston- What's the matter ? J. Wier- Theres a dumbell missing. 0 .-0, S. M. Justine- Raymond, can you give a sentence with the word bewitches in it '? R. Lily- Go ong I'll bewitches in a minute. 0 -.i S. M. Josephine- Leo, how many days are there in each month ? Leo Flaherty- Thirty days hath September, All the rest I can't rememberg The calendar hangs on the wall, Why bother me with this at all? li 0 i.. S. de Neri- The next one that says 'huh ? will be sent out of the class. Entire Class- Huh? 0 il S. de Neri- How many times have I told you not to go to sleep in my class ? C. de Geneva- I don't know, I thought you were keeping score. . .1 O F. Busacca- When I dance with you I feel as though I were treading on clouds. E. Addison- Don't kid yourselfg those are my feet. 0 .-.-- R. Molli- Let's think hard now. T. Williams- No, let's do something you can do too. i O il.. If 'twere not for this little verse There'd be a joke here ten times worse. 1' r1o1o1n1o1o1oj4x1411o11vjan1cr11s14v14n14f11::wr:1:1crj4 aim 1:1 101011 o .0 o