St John Central High School - Centralite Yearbook (Bellaire, OH)

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's You say you still have a pain in your stomach, said the puzzled doctor. Did you take that box of pills I gave you yester- day? R. Varcolla- Yes doctor, but I guess the lid hasn't come off yet. Penitent.- I have stolen a fat goose from a poultry yard. Priest- That is a very wrong thing to do Penitent- Would you like to accept it, Father? Priest- Certainly I will not accept stolen goods-return it to the man you stole it from. Penitent.- But I have offered it to him and he won't have it. Priest- In that case you can keep it. Penitent.- Thank you, Father. The priest arrived home to find one of his geese stolen. Sister M.- What did the coach slay when you made that bad pass ? Shoe De M.-- Shall I leave out the swearing, Sister? ,Sister- Why certainly. Shoe- Then I don't think he said any- thing. S. M. Josephine-- Give the principal parts of hogiof' R. Houston- Hogio, pigere, squili, gruntumf' Photographer- Do you want a large or a small picture ? B. Blazek- A small one. Photographer - Then close your mouth. F. Klinec- That fellow wants me to lend him some money. Do you know any- thing about him? C. Conroy- Why, I know him as well as I know you. Don't lend him a cent. A. Lancione- You would believe any- thing a fool would tell you. C. Niemiec- No, not always, but some- times you are most convincing. S. M.- Define space. H. Palmer- I really can't, but I have it in my head. G. Reilly- What's your finger wrapped up for ? P. Maloney- It's not wrapped up. That's my dress I'm taking to the clean- er's. S. Benedicta-ito boy sitting idly in school during writing timel: Why are you not Writing? Eight grader- I ain't got no pen. Sister- Where's your grammar? Eight grader- She's dead. And do you really love me ? Yes, said the young doctor. The mere sight of you, darling, sets up violent cardiac disturbances, superinduces dryness of the palate, epiglottism and larynx, and brings on symptoms of vertigo. S. M. Justine-Cln Latin classl: How do you say, 'On the ground' ? E. Brailly- Who? Me ? Sister- Humi-that's right S. M. J ustine- Give the principal parts of the verb grow. M. M. Keenan-fWhisperingJ What is it, Katie ? K. Springer- Search me. M. M. Keenan- Search-me, search- mare, search-mavi, search-matus. E. Geary- How much does a nut weigh? M. L. McLister- I don't know. Edna- Why don't you get on the scale and find out ? h A. Weir- 'Money talks' is an old say- ing. C. Merriman- Perhaps that is why they put a woman's head on a silver dol- lar. M. Glaser- Ouch! I bumped my crazy bone! J. O'Brien- Oh well, comb your hair right and the bump won't show. Sister M. de Neri- When was Rome built ? Josephine M.- At night. Sister- Who told you that ? Josephine- You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. 116

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