St John Central High School - Centralite Yearbook (Bellaire, OH)

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Feb. Feb. Feb. Mar Mar Mar. Apr. HIGH SPO 'TS fContinued from Page '6ol The Sophomore Class entertained us at a delightful Valentine party. Who got left on hearts? When we were complimented on our singing, we noticed that a certain party was absent. Lunched on cake and sandwiches this afternoon. Thanks to the Freshman girls. Holiday-queer thing, T. W. came to school. The holiday turned out to be disappointing on account of bad weather. A certain teacher expressed her opinion on the qualities a gentleman should possess. Father Wittman gave a Latin Thesis to be written. Red got a hair cut just like mine. Apr. Top left the classroom bright and early to the amazement of the students. Apr. Taffy head celebrated April fool day ten days too late by bring- Apr ing Sister blank ticketsg he was the one that got fooled. Yesterday some of the students went to the K. of C. spelling contest in Bridgeport to see Genevieve Schlernitzauer bring home the bacon and today we were given the pleasure of view- ing the silver trophy, she won for the school. JOKES -Helen Lilly. J. Moleskey- I hear your sweetie's old man is a sociable guy. O. Cocco- He is. He threw a party last night. Molesky- Did you enjoy it ? Orlie- Not much. I was the party. Rufus- Wuz Gawge Washington as hones' as dey claim he am? Gufus- Ah tells you, nigger, Gawge Washington was the honestest man what ever wuz. Rufus- Den how come dey close de banks on his birfday? Q Mrs. Robert Katz 'phoned her husband that she would call for him at the office. Not finding him there, she looked in at H. O'Donnell's barber shop. Bob Katz here ? she asked. V No madam, replied Harold. We certainly do not bob cats here. S. M.- Give an example showing that heat expands and cold con- tracts. J. Helenar- The holidays. In summer they last three months, in winter only two weeks. H. Boiarski- There's considerable difference between an umbrella and a woman. C. Bakosh- How is that ? Henry- You can shut up an umbrella when you want to.

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's You say you still have a pain in your stomach, said the puzzled doctor. Did you take that box of pills I gave you yester- day? R. Varcolla- Yes doctor, but I guess the lid hasn't come off yet. Penitent.- I have stolen a fat goose from a poultry yard. Priest- That is a very wrong thing to do Penitent- Would you like to accept it, Father? Priest- Certainly I will not accept stolen goods-return it to the man you stole it from. Penitent.- But I have offered it to him and he won't have it. Priest- In that case you can keep it. Penitent.- Thank you, Father. The priest arrived home to find one of his geese stolen. Sister M.- What did the coach slay when you made that bad pass ? Shoe De M.-- Shall I leave out the swearing, Sister? ,Sister- Why certainly. Shoe- Then I don't think he said any- thing. S. M. Josephine-- Give the principal parts of hogiof' R. Houston- Hogio, pigere, squili, gruntumf' Photographer- Do you want a large or a small picture ? B. Blazek- A small one. Photographer - Then close your mouth. F. Klinec- That fellow wants me to lend him some money. Do you know any- thing about him? C. Conroy- Why, I know him as well as I know you. Don't lend him a cent. A. Lancione- You would believe any- thing a fool would tell you. C. Niemiec- No, not always, but some- times you are most convincing. S. M.- Define space. H. Palmer- I really can't, but I have it in my head. G. Reilly- What's your finger wrapped up for ? P. Maloney- It's not wrapped up. That's my dress I'm taking to the clean- er's. S. Benedicta-ito boy sitting idly in school during writing timel: Why are you not Writing? Eight grader- I ain't got no pen. Sister- Where's your grammar? Eight grader- She's dead. And do you really love me ? Yes, said the young doctor. The mere sight of you, darling, sets up violent cardiac disturbances, superinduces dryness of the palate, epiglottism and larynx, and brings on symptoms of vertigo. S. M. Justine-Cln Latin classl: How do you say, 'On the ground' ? E. Brailly- Who? Me ? Sister- Humi-that's right S. M. J ustine- Give the principal parts of the verb grow. M. M. Keenan-fWhisperingJ What is it, Katie ? K. Springer- Search me. M. M. Keenan- Search-me, search- mare, search-mavi, search-matus. E. Geary- How much does a nut weigh? M. L. McLister- I don't know. Edna- Why don't you get on the scale and find out ? h A. Weir- 'Money talks' is an old say- ing. C. Merriman- Perhaps that is why they put a woman's head on a silver dol- lar. M. Glaser- Ouch! I bumped my crazy bone! J. O'Brien- Oh well, comb your hair right and the bump won't show. Sister M. de Neri- When was Rome built ? Josephine M.- At night. Sister- Who told you that ? Josephine- You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. 116