St John Central High School - Centralite Yearbook (Bellaire, OH)

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M Axllllilrlrllfc I II IL IL IIAIIQID 3373 BELMONT STREET for Cigars Candies Ticker Service Garage attendant CAs auto drives upl -Juice ? Motorist- Vell vat if ve are-don't ve get no gas ? S. M. L.- Give me a sentence with the word deceitf' Henry.- My pants first wear out at de seat. The Italian drinks his native Wine, The German loves his beer, The Englishman likes his half and half, because it gives good cheer. The Irishman takes his whiskey straight because it gives him dizziness, The American has no choice at all, so he drinks the whole darn business. McDANIEL-IAGNEMMA FUNERAL DIRECTORS Free Ambul ance Service in the City Ph ones -681-647-643 3039 Belmont St. Bellaire, O. COMPLIM ENTS of J. L. NICVAY HEATING IJLUMIRQING Q N 112

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T. P. Zimmerman Wall Paper, Paints and Glass 2735 Belmont Street Phone 483-J Bellaire, Ohio Du'VAlLlIJS PHARMACY The Biggest Little Store in Town lVE KNOIV OUR DRUGS Stop in and get some of that good Ziegenfelder's Ice Cream Don't Forget the Place lDuVAlLL'S PHARMACY 44th and Noble Sts. MUDJFIE ID IU 'IEA Meats' and Provisions Wholesale and Retail THE MON ARCH WAY SEE WHAT YOU BUY We Handle One Brand Only Business and Courtesy SINCE 1888 Certifed Radio Service Our Repair work is fully guaranteed, our service for over seven years has been yours for the ask- ing, free of charge. APEDZHEADIO CITY RADIO SHOP 334 Thirty-second St. Bellaire, Ohio Phone 873-M The Du Bois Oil Co. cc 79 Du0co 100W Pure Pennsylvania Oil Cleaners Naptha Smokeless Kerosene Bring your car around and have it greased with our High pressure greas- ing equipment. CLYDE ll-1. lFRY FANCY GROCERIES AND MEATS The Home of W. M. Edwards and Gold Bar Fancy Groceries 4647 Jefferson St. Bellaire, Ohio Phone 270 or 980

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MendeIson's 3340 Belmont St. Bellaire, Ohio 'WISE AND OTl-lERWlSE A German philosopher says that the way to keep young is never to look back. Well, if you never look back while crossing the street, it's a cinch you'll never have the chance to grow old. According to scientsts, Mother Earth weighs 592 quintillion tons. Let us hope that she doesn't get it into her head to reduce. A noted chemist says that a gas has been discovered which is too ter- rible even to be used in war. Probably the bootleggers can make something out of it. A man without ambition is like a pan of dough without yeast to raise it. The fellow who keeps his property in his wife's name isn't any worse than the fellow who keeps his religion the same way. Smiles cost less than electric light, and they make the home brighter. A certain professor is trying to train an oyster. If he can get it to sing and dance, his teaching days will be over. One reason why conscience so often has a still, small voice is because it is a still, small conscience. He- I see the day when men will do only mental work. She- That means we are bound to have a lot of unemployment. It is strange commentary but the head never begins to swell until the mind stops growing. A recent magazine article on The Hygiene on the Face neglected to recommend that it should be kept closed about other peoples affairs. If you want a man to praise your judgment, all you have to do is agree with him. There is nothing like a holiday for inducing rain. Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, if you dont use your head your brain will rust. Maybe calf-skin makes the best boots, but banana skins make good slip- pers. When a man sings his own praise, he invariably gets the tune too high. B. Benline and C. Bakosh.