St Ignatius High School - Ignatius Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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i ' NX. i t ,j ,Q gm t il, X, f,,. . f'f,. M 4 Z' .1 'fi 'W QW, W, . Hi who f 1 til 'Q .x i t X X , tt' W it v Too many cooks mqy spoil the broth, but they always improve the pie. E 0.K0courek9 by RICH KEEFE, '48 and I IM QUILTER, '48 As you value your sanity, l warn you, don't read ahead! We, the authors of this wit column, implore you not to read past this period. But-it you absolutely must . . . Ah! So you did not heed the warning, eh? Well, tsk-tsk, Ctamous words ot a cer- tain someonel. Your bravery will get you nowhere. We slipped this here article past the censor, after we were thrown out ot the PREP room so many times that they put a revolving door on it jest ter us. And now--Splot Pie: You've probably seen us betore. Cl-low could you have missed us!D We are known as Keete and Quilter, Quilter and Keete. Because people are always dedicating these catastrophies to someone, we will tol- low suit, Seriously, though, we wish to dedi- cate this article to that patient little man, Whom you see roving about the school. This is for Brother Iack. Lady returning from California on train: I visited San Ioesie. Man beside her: Madam, it's pronounced San l-lose, Pause. Man: When were you there? Lady: ln Hune and Huly. 'k ir 'k Some men thirst after power, some thirst after fame, and some thirst aiter money. But there is one thing everyone thirsts after. Whats that? l'Salted peanuts. -A' -lr -lr Fr. Esmaker: l would box your ears it . . . Karr: lt what? Fr. Esmaker: lt l could find a box big enough. 'A' ui- i' And have you heard about the little moron who swallowed tive pennies and then asked people it they noticed any change in him?

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announced that the heavyweight bout would soon be under Way. ln it Lyons the Lion fought HBesch the Bouncer. Besch had Lyons against the ropes a couple of times but he came out again to Win. lt is interesting to note that the Scholastics served as the posts to hold up the ring in these boxing matches. Next on the program was a Tug-of-War in which all participated. lt was fat against muscle, and as usual muscle triumphed. When the scores Were figured up and all the points tabulated Class l-C Was found to be the champion of the evening, with l-G in second place, and l-E in a close third. And then chow. There Was ice-cream, pop, candy, and hot-dogs which all en- joyed after their appetite had been Worked up with all the activity. As We started home I could see that all of the freshmen would long remember this our Freshman Night, Where fun and sport were mingled to give us a most enjoyable evening. l Want to take this opportunity to thank all the priests and scholastics on be- half of all the freshmen for this fine example of the greatness of St. Ignatius. .4523 214- :fl Q . if ,. 1. f xx 4 H132 Hb' 4, 1 ri f . ' mar. .' .J . 5 V .40 ,. V W Y hr H' . x -Q, . 4 tr .': 1 ' '. ,,.Wli , 1. ,gig ,Qi 455 , it . WW., rag, ,. ,, 1 I a . ,vin f ,f , ,' ,

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While you hold your sides we prance into another section tor students only. We ask the blackrobes not to read these personal things. We don't mean to imply that they are insulting, You students who are about to read these jokes will please take them with a grain of salt. It one grain won't do, try two. 'A' xl' 'k Geraghty: Will you help me with this problem, sir? Mr. Golrick: l would, only l don't think it would be right. 'k 'k 'k Fr. Erpenbeck: Everyone in this high school could get a job with the city if he wanted it. Cox: Now, isn't that a rather sweeping statement? 'k i' 1' Dowd: What's the reason for loe's unpopu- larity? Royer: He just won a popularity contest. 'k i' 'll' l've got a bad case of snu. What's snu? 'Not much. Whats snu with you? Fr. Hagedorn: How many atoms in molecu- lar oxygen? Reiland: Seven. Fr. Hagedorn: Enumerate them. Reiland: l, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 1' il' 'k Student: You wouldn't jug me tor some- thing l didn't do, would you? Teacher: Of course not, why? Student: Well, l didn't do my homework. ik 'k 'A' What is the average l Q of a student of St. lgnatius High School? ul-le owes the school points. 'A' 'k 'A- Kelliher: Where's that chicken l ordered two hours ago? Waitress: lt'll be here pretty soon. The cook hasn't killed it yet but she got in a couple ot nasty blows. 'k 'k 'A' Mr. Moell: There is no talking in this Li- brary corridor. Quilter: Oh, yes there is. I'm talking. 'k 'k 'k Merry Christmas, Everybody! bm ,JR f Jig? Z J T - Q 28