St Ignatius College Prepatory - Ignatian Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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After his two-legged master, the pig is the most abundant large mammal on the face of the earth. Perhaps the time has come for a formal and conciliatory speech addressed to men and swine to- gether, beginning something like this: “There is a tide in the affairs of abundant large mammals . .

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A young priest was sent to preach one Sunday. He based his sermon on the gospel of the Sunday, in which Christ spoke of the two-fold commandment, love of God and love of one’s brother, which is the essence of Christian morality. The priest took occasion to point out that this commandment applied to the problem of racial segregation. He was halfway through the sermon and the gist of his remarks was becoming abundantly clear when a man stood up in the middle of the congregation and shouted angrily: I didn’t come here to listen to this kind of junk, I came to hear Mass.’’