St Ignatius College - Ignatian Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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FIGHT 'EM HARVARD ll was guarding the dock, f'What is the matter here, anyhow? XVhy that bunch of men over there? t'Oh! them fellows? They're stevedores-on strike-- laying for any seabs that try to load up the boat, calmly replied the special. '4That's nice, grinned Parker, I sail on that boat to-day, for Yucatan. H 4'Not to-day, I'm afraid. It'll take ,ein a day more to load her even after the cops come down an' clear these here strikers off. You better wait till the boys from the station come before you try an' cross this dock. I 'Yes that 's an excellent thought-one is liable to receive a stone in the head from one of those bruisers, exclaimed Partmour. A f'Oh come on across. replied Parker, Hwhat's the dif- ference? 7 !7 Partniour never had an opportunity to explain to Parker just what the difference was, for scarcely were the words out of his mouth, when the mob, as if by common impulse, swept down upon them. b Self-preservation was the first thought of the guard. and with one whoop he raced for his life. Parker, on the other hand, with the old football spirit surging in his veins, a broad grin on his face, quietly awaited the rush. Partmour was petrified-never in his eminently proper life had he been face to face with a situation such as this. All the poise that he had acquired through numerous siegfes at the tea-table, a.nd the evolutions of dancing, and campaigns of flirtation, suddenly abandoned him. It was not physical fear that possessed him. It was the bad form of a. street-row. J. Bentley Partmour mixed up with stevcdores in a dock fight! How would that look in newspaper headlines U? And even if it were kept out of the papers-for that could be ac- complished-the very idea of a collar awry, a battered face,

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10 THE IGNATIAN football. That 's why they waste their bodies in some Asiatic swamp, or study themselves blind in some laboratory of commerce. t'Rather good speech, that, drawled Partmour, but you're wrong old chap, nobody with any money should exert himself that way-and, really, Parker, I think it 's decidedly lowbrow to be so stagey, don't. you know-that may be all right among the mob that mucks for its living, but the love of conHiet for its own sake is gone-submerged utterly-in the higher breeds of men. But, I say old chap, it past the hour when we should toddle in for a bite. Parker laughed. 'tAll right, what you say, you doubt- less mean, he said, but the primal love of battle is deeper in the fiber of man than you give it credit for. and most of the time it doesn't take a great upheaval to bring' that spirit to the top. XVhy, I remember Sam Brandston, the played right half for us in 'IGH-Sam was the direct descendant of a line of Puritan ministers as long as your arm. but when Sam got started, he was the roughest man that ever dug a cleat into Soldiers' Field. J' But-er-a bite, old stiekf, interposed Partmour. t'Oh, suref' said Parker. 4'Pardon me for being so tor- getful, but whe11 old times come up-. But say. I leave for Yucatan at three this afternoon to examine some mine claims. Let this be my treat. Really, I couldn't- HI insist-I'll pay for the lunch, and you come to the dock and see me off ..... Yes, table for two. t'To be candid, Parker, I don't like the looks of this, remarked Partmour, as he and Parker alighted from their taxi and approached the dock. ' No, it certainly doesn't look as if we were especially weleomef' replied Parker. Then turning to a special. who

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12 THE IGNATIAN or tousled hair-that was impossible-must be avoided at all costs-simply wasn't done. Then a strange thing happened, an incident at which Fate herself must have smiled when she planned it. J. Bent- ley Partmour dropped his cane. Now Partmour knew that no one could go up the Avenue in the afternoon without a cane, no matter how urgent the reason, so he leaned over to pick it up. And then the very gods laughed. The stevedores were already around him, but J. Bentley, intent upon more important things, heeded them not. One jostled him-his eye glass dropped to the ground. Deftly his cane was kicked from under his nose. It was soon con- verted into tooth-picks. A massive foot came down on his eye glass. A tiny heap of crushed glass showed where it had fallen. J. Bentley began to see red. Slowly he raised him- self to his full height and then out of his throat rose a low, ungodly growl-a growl that might have come from the Gre- cian line as it stood at Salamis, or from XVellington's Grays as they crossed VVaterloo, or from the trampled fields of any football stadium when twenty-two young heroes convert them- selves into human catapults. It was a growl of defiance, of battle-and it issued unrestrained from the lips of the very proper J. Bentley Partmour. An instant later he suited the action to the growl, if we may modify a time-worn saying to further the great cause of Literature and Truth. To describe J. Bentley 's strategy in this momentous bat- tle would require a genius for narration far above my powers. Suffice it to say that he covered a great deal of ground-in more ways than one-and, to paraphrase the ancient chron- iclers, he smote and was smitten with right hearty goodwill. I must add here, fit is my duty as a faithful historian to do sol, that J. Bentley used his feet and his teeth also to ex- cellent advantage. How long the battle raged, Partmour never knew. His first returning consciousness to the realities of polite life was when he Was dragged f1'0H1 the Scene of conflict by two police-