St Francis Preparatory School - San Fran Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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REV. BROTHER PACIFICUS, O.S.F. H istofy, Religion Seraph Thank you for answering that question . . . I know it's Mon- day and a dull day but wake up. Don't make me madg I don't want to be . . . What's the matter with junior? Is he asleep? . . . All right, all right, come on let up on it . . . Well you could TRY to keep awake . . . If you'll hear with me a minute . . . If you don't shut up class you're going to write. Once more and I'm finished with you . . . No, I was not a member of the I.R.A. REV. BROTHER LEONARD. O.S.F. llatlwmcztics- Bowling. Stamp Club, Book Store Yoila-that's French . . . I'm silly that way. I follow the rulesi I see Sorne puzzled expressions . . . Xkhy do men go fishing? For the llalihut ..., -X ny questions gt-nts? . . . Youre not practicing . . . ,'I.ook for a common factorf . . . Dont any' one of you call me Xlomma XIcDonald . . . lle dot-sn't believe the rules . . . There goes my heart . . . I'm rut .1 mind reader . . . You fellows look .1 little dazed , . , Corrctt . . , Any questions, whatsoever? . , . Besides heing wrong it's stupid yet .... -X greed . . . Notes to you to . . . ll.ih. what he say? . . . It can he done mentally hut I'm not much of a mental . . . Itis a handy trick but it's not true. Questions on it, however? , . . I heg your pudtlin? . . . I'I1 give you .1 clue-it's wrong . . . Thats good work if you can get it hut don't get caught. Q ff REV. BROTHER YVALTER, O.S.F. Englisli, Typing Poster Club Please, keep your hands on the guide key! KL-ep your eyes on the Copy, PLEASE! Strike the keys sharply. like an asp -that's a snake . . . Stop typing, please. I said ple-use stop typirfgl . . . Keep the fingers curled over the guide keys, ready to strike quickly . . . Please le-ave the machines alone fellasg don't play with the machine-hah, please? . . . Gentle- men don't under any circumstances hack space and strike over . . . If you don't do as you're told gentlemen, this work will do you no good. So please do what I tell you, when I tell you . . . Your attention, please, hah! 29

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MR. ALBERT FARRINGTON English, Library This poem is about as advanced as a Brillo rhyme on T.V. . . . That cat is considered a total barbarian in literary circles . . . What a miserable bookg where do they get this stuff? . . . Will you shut up? Bobbo, you know you are a very simple thing . . . Gad! This wordg what means it? . . . If you're going to see one of Shakespeare's plays you'veogot to bring something to it . . . Iirn terribly sorry but I was forced to give you an ugly grade. Better luck next time . . . Farewell then my young friends. REV. BROTHER LOUIS, O.S.F. Biology, Mathematics Powerlaoat Squadron, Galoani Society, Life Saving Course I'm the sheriff. Those in the end seats are my deputies. Your job is to round up the homework every morning . . . Have you ever heard of osmosis? VVell, youill soon know about it. How does blood get to the cells? Do you know it? Well say it! OSMOSIS! . . . Close your eyes and think. What is oxidation? . . . I donit bother with rules-I just figure them out. But YOU!-YOU memorize the rules . . . Well gentlemen get ready to die. We are now going to turn on the gas. Can you smell it? . . . That's all gentlemen. Happy biological dreams till we meet tomorrow . . . SLAM! 28 REV. BROTHER GERALD, O.S.F. History, Latin, Religion Military Band, Dance Band In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost. Amen . . . Morning Offering . . . Hail Mary . . . Apostles Creed . . . Take out last night's homework so I can check it . . . Here's the test from last week. As a whole they were good but there were a couple of failures . . . The marks ranged from 100012, the highest, to 70W, the lowest . . . The homework for next week is on the side blackboard. When you finish the test copy it . . . Now let's review the test and check all the answers. If there are any questions on it raise your hand.

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MR. PATRICK TOSCANO Physics, Biology, Mathematics Look, you're going to get the test whether we cover the material or not . . . This is the easiest course you'll take. l'll make it as simple as I can for you . . . Look, I don,t have to do this, I could give you the test right now . . . VVhy is this so?-just take my word for it . . . If you don't want to listen, don't come in here . . . Hey, turn that radio off . . . Look, I'm trying to teach you like college men, guess it doesn't work, so tomorrow I'll teach you like babies. REV. BROTHER MARTIN, O.S.F. History Two questions for today. First question, the matching ques- tion. No talk about it, you have two minutes for the answer . . . That,s enough out of youg once more and I'll be down to you . . . A woman and a man were on a bus. The man was smoking a pipe and the woman was holding a dog. She didn't like the smell of the pipe so she grabbed it and threw it out the window. Then he got angry and threw her dog out of the window. Both looked back and saw the dog running after the bus. What do you think the dog had in his mouth? No, not the pipe . . . his tongue . . . Never a dull moment. 30 MR. ROGER MORRISSEY French, Mathematics Duns Scotus Debaters, Committee on Extracurricular Activities The greatest discovery in Trig was made two years after the Pilgrims hit the rocks . . . Stop using your Religious Bulletin as a weapon . . . Who's on the hook today? . . . A very logical heresyg but if we must be heretics let's be honest about it . . . BY THE SEVEN GODS OF ROME . . . Itls as if there were two bookies out at Jamaica, the one named sine and the other cosine, and they both give the same odds . . . One day when old man Pythagoras was cruising down the Nile looking over the curves, he suddenly came up with a new angle . . . While doing Trig be sure to remember your two relatives, old mantissa and anti-log . . . We don't want to confuse you all at once so we'll do it little by little.