St Francis Preparatory School - San Fran Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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MR. ALBERT FARRINGTON English, Library This poem is about as advanced as a Brillo rhyme on T.V. . . . That cat is considered a total barbarian in literary circles . . . What a miserable bookg where do they get this stuff? . . . Will you shut up? Bobbo, you know you are a very simple thing . . . Gad! This wordg what means it? . . . If you're going to see one of Shakespeare's plays you'veogot to bring something to it . . . Iirn terribly sorry but I was forced to give you an ugly grade. Better luck next time . . . Farewell then my young friends. REV. BROTHER LOUIS, O.S.F. Biology, Mathematics Powerlaoat Squadron, Galoani Society, Life Saving Course I'm the sheriff. Those in the end seats are my deputies. Your job is to round up the homework every morning . . . Have you ever heard of osmosis? VVell, youill soon know about it. How does blood get to the cells? Do you know it? Well say it! OSMOSIS! . . . Close your eyes and think. What is oxidation? . . . I donit bother with rules-I just figure them out. But YOU!-YOU memorize the rules . . . Well gentlemen get ready to die. We are now going to turn on the gas. Can you smell it? . . . That's all gentlemen. Happy biological dreams till we meet tomorrow . . . SLAM! 28 REV. BROTHER GERALD, O.S.F. History, Latin, Religion Military Band, Dance Band In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost. Amen . . . Morning Offering . . . Hail Mary . . . Apostles Creed . . . Take out last night's homework so I can check it . . . Here's the test from last week. As a whole they were good but there were a couple of failures . . . The marks ranged from 100012, the highest, to 70W, the lowest . . . The homework for next week is on the side blackboard. When you finish the test copy it . . . Now let's review the test and check all the answers. If there are any questions on it raise your hand.

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REV. BROTHER CHARLES, O.S.F. Mathematics All right boys, pass up your report cards. YVhat do you rnean, you don't have your report card? YOU FORCOTIIT! I forgot is a threadbare excuse. XVrite fifty times for punishment: peddle teguments artistically illuminated and lubricated for the infinitesimal compensation of ten cents per operation . . . Now getting back to what we were doing Y95fffYdHY- DOGS everyone understand about subtraction? watch the board and I'll explain it again. The first thing is to make sure that you have the correct numbers in the right places and remember to change the signs . . . You there! XVould you like to join the sons-of-rest and retire to the town of don't-you-worry? X REV. BROTHER COSNIOS, O.S.F. English. Library, Reading These outbursts are uncnlled forg you are Catholic delin- qucnts . . . Let us discontinue our immaturity . . . Please answer the question, Doctor, before you take out Social Security . . . They call me Nir. 276 . . . Don't mind me I only work here for nothing . . . Letys go on this English now . . .I You look tired today. XVere you out with Mary Lasagna lust night? . . . Is that what you leamed in that soup school you fell out of? 27 REV. BROTHER CABRINI. O.S.F, Religion, History. Frcrifh Militants. Golf. Cuiduiicc Theres wasted talent in this classroom . . . In .1 st-nsc you'rc correct . . . 1,111 not going to argue with ri good .inswt-r . . . Shut up-you guys sound like the Cas lloust- Cane . . . If you want to talk, then talk. But brine in your knitting und wc'll start ii st-wing cirtlv-TRY it and lvll throw you und your knitting out tht- window . . . l'.lss up tlirist' papers riuht now Ccntlc-nu-n . . . This is not ti sptwclig l'iu trying to Qin you ai ft-cling for l ri'nch . . . Study lust night? . . . just kvvp it in mind . . , Cont-1-rning tht- football gaiucg first you gog then you win, and TIIICX no hoiuvwork . . . Paar' fill. just to kt-vp you in shape our thi' ww-kr-ricl you t-.in wade tlirouilh tht-se . . . Th.it's thi- payoff . . . Stand for pray-rs-.-Xin noni du Perf' . . . fit-refs tht- titkt-t for the bus ride'-Oli! But you ARE goirgf!

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REV. BROTHER PACIFICUS, O.S.F. H istofy, Religion Seraph Thank you for answering that question . . . I know it's Mon- day and a dull day but wake up. Don't make me madg I don't want to be . . . What's the matter with junior? Is he asleep? . . . All right, all right, come on let up on it . . . Well you could TRY to keep awake . . . If you'll hear with me a minute . . . If you don't shut up class you're going to write. Once more and I'm finished with you . . . No, I was not a member of the I.R.A. REV. BROTHER LEONARD. O.S.F. llatlwmcztics- Bowling. Stamp Club, Book Store Yoila-that's French . . . I'm silly that way. I follow the rulesi I see Sorne puzzled expressions . . . Xkhy do men go fishing? For the llalihut ..., -X ny questions gt-nts? . . . Youre not practicing . . . ,'I.ook for a common factorf . . . Dont any' one of you call me Xlomma XIcDonald . . . lle dot-sn't believe the rules . . . There goes my heart . . . I'm rut .1 mind reader . . . You fellows look .1 little dazed , . , Corrctt . . , Any questions, whatsoever? . , . Besides heing wrong it's stupid yet .... -X greed . . . Notes to you to . . . ll.ih. what he say? . . . It can he done mentally hut I'm not much of a mental . . . Itis a handy trick but it's not true. Questions on it, however? , . . I heg your pudtlin? . . . I'I1 give you .1 clue-it's wrong . . . Thats good work if you can get it hut don't get caught. Q ff REV. BROTHER YVALTER, O.S.F. Englisli, Typing Poster Club Please, keep your hands on the guide key! KL-ep your eyes on the Copy, PLEASE! Strike the keys sharply. like an asp -that's a snake . . . Stop typing, please. I said ple-use stop typirfgl . . . Keep the fingers curled over the guide keys, ready to strike quickly . . . Please le-ave the machines alone fellasg don't play with the machine-hah, please? . . . Gentle- men don't under any circumstances hack space and strike over . . . If you don't do as you're told gentlemen, this work will do you no good. So please do what I tell you, when I tell you . . . Your attention, please, hah! 29