St Francis Preparatory School - San Fran Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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REV. BROTHER CYPRIAN, O.S.F. Latin, History Athletic Director, Athletic Control Board All right gentlemen, on your feet . . . XVhat are you fellows living in-a vacuum? . . . Lower those windows . . . I've reminded you five timesg if ye must speak, do so in a moder- ate tone of voice . . . How many of you had it wrong?-Tsk, BAD MEN . . . Come up here child of God . . . Back to your seat, peasant . . . Stop your barking gentlemen-youire not HOUND DOGS! . . . Correct, you're SO smart . . . Will you go away peasant . . . You're all grown men-not children. And that's how I'll treat you-like men . . . Perhaps I'm ex- pecting too much of you but if the work in here doesn't im- prove I'll have no pity on you. REV. BROTHER DE PORRES, O.S.F Mutlzcmutics, Religion Freshman Truck and Cross Country NIR. PATRICK GLEASON Biology Freslunzm Basketball Coach Boys, today we are going to study about the amocba. Do you remember yesterday when we studied about eellsg well, the amoeba is a one eelled animal . . . Yes son, what do you want? XVhatl You've lost your pen and have nothing to write withl Use your head . . . Now getting back to the amoeba. Take out your books and I'll give you notes on it . . . Speaking of alligators did you hear about the lady who walked into a store for a pair of alligator shoes? The clerk asked her what size he took . . . In closing boys, remember never to kick anyone in the stomach, especially when his back is turned. 23 llow many of you went to grammar school? . . . Gentlemen, I bet I eould give a fifth grade test on addition, subtraction, multiplication or division, and you'd fail it . . . XVhat angle am I working with? llere are a few tidbits for you to play around with . . . Easy now, doift push the panic button . . . llow did I get the answer?-plucked it out of the skyg how else? It's what? lt's in your hat and over your ears, that's what . . . XVhat do you do with your head when you're not hammering nails? . . , llave you ever seen that before? No? VVanna bet? , . . Come on, this stuffs easy . . . li you have a question raise your hand . . . XVell, they tell me that all kinds of people make up a world.

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REV. BROTHER BENICNUS, O.S.F. Religion Music Department, Third Order Eehh watch it bucco . . . When I give the testy westy it will be on the material covered-no phoney baloney . . . Get on the beam-don't get drippy . . . Are you chewing gum in my class? Put it on your nose and no buts . . . Remember, clowns and comedians belong ini the circus . . . Pardon beg? . . . I may not look human but I am . . . Wax eloquently but don't slip . . . Ehh Murphy X., you've heard of the blitz- kxieg, haven't you? . . . Fifteen dollars, get it . . . What happened to Moses when he found himself in the dark? He tumed on the Israelites . . . Zwingli-Z-W-I-N-G-L-I . . . 7:30 SHARP-BE THERE!! . . . Do you want my glasses? Perhaps then you could see better? . . . I repeat, DON'T VISIT ROOMS!! . . . Ann Bolynn-with her head tucked in. Ehh Hayzie, are you a character? ,X ,, ,ij .AI .ZQQ I r 5 MR. VINCENT O'CONNOR Biology, Physical Education Varsity Football Coach, Field Events Coach Okay, Varsity up. As you know you played a pnetty good game Sunday, boys, but of course it could have been better Just because the score was 80-0 . . . Now Iohnson I only saw ZW rolls down field . . . Gatti, stop dancing with Machellig I know he's big, but make an adjustment Armstead, don,t stand there and let them hit you call a time out with your Indian call . . . Giacinto, if you dont stop combing the hair on your chest at time out your going to Alabama Poly . . . Now remember boys, next week at Stepinac, we have to beat fifteen men. Piscopo for tl'11S game, I want your riccardos on for the kick off. MR. JAMES McHUGH History Varsity Coach of Track and Cross-Country, Athletic Control Board, Committee on Extracurricular Activities I'm appalled . . . Wait a minute we're making a gross error here . . . Now how did we off on that tangent? . . . Do you know what I'm talking about? It's not the people on Mars . . . Do you have those terms checked off in your glossary? In what, invisible ink? . . . If you look at his paper again you'll eat it and you'll get zero . . . Mr. Mu1'DhY Stick YOUI head out the window and see if it's raining . . . You don't know when World War II ended? How can you call your- self an American? . . . That's a bad cough you've got: What are you taking for it? . . . What's the matter with you Mr. Hayes are you in LOVE? 22

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REV. BROTHER REGIS, O.S.F. Latin Guidance, Scholarship Club, Driver Education, Swimming, Athletic Control Board, Dance Moderator O.K. fellas let's hustle this test along. Now donlt get all shook. Take your time, you've got twenty seconds . . . NO! You're spoofing-tell me you're spoofing . . . ANY QUES- TIONS? . . . YOU, whatis your name? Wilson? One of these days junior you're going to' say the wrong thing-and that's all Wilson, thatis all . . . Watch it! Thereis a harpy. Boyl They're flying low today . . . Sonny, you're treading on dangerous ground . . . Hey Mac, have you been smoking those loaded cigarettes again? Boy! You're in a constant state of shock . . . Tell me Ray, at what age did your mind begin to disintegrate? . . . Teddy, if that D.A. isn't gone by tomorrow, I'll cut it off myself. REV. BROTHER FABIAN, O.S.F. English, Reading Program Freshman Football, Varsity Baseball We shall now play a game gentlemen called How to win friends and influence people, or shall we say TEACHERSD? Write each word 200 times by tomorrow, with definitions. No comment Gentlemen. You also are requested to know the standard vocabulary list for this tenm. No absences or misconduct will be tolerated before each test, or I will just have to disregard your paper. Now to get back to our little game-ha, ha, ha. First of all, Gentlemen, the individual must . . . MR. GERARD FIORENZA History Gentlemen I saw from the previous test that some of you are not studying. Therefore we shall have to try writing . . . The hand with which you are not writing covers the test paper . . . Class, study the cpaper for tomorrow . . , Aw come on Bobby, we're still frien s aren't we? . . . But I DIDNT Hunk you-you flunked yourself! . . . Don't worry son, I've quieted down quite a bit since the wild days of my youth . . . Pronounce it CORRECTLY . . . Class, you are not stu- dents-you are pupils, 24