St Francis Minor Seminary - Via Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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f A N 9503-3333-3320 325961 EEcaoe-cz'eee-cz-G-ee-e-eocage Prof. td'ictating prose9ettSIave, where is thy dog? Kempeltk in my desk, Father, but I wasnit using it. 96 96 9t- To those who talk and talk, This proverb should appeal, ttThe steam that blows the whistle Will never tum the wheel. 96 96 96 BrutuseHello, Caesar. How many eggs did you eat for breakfast? CaesarhEt tu Brute. 96 96 96 HEREDITY. A newly elected officer of the Literary Society was making his maiden speech, during which he frequently pounded his desk and ivaved his arms as if in frantic appeals to his colleagues. NWhat do you think of himUNI asked Kuehn of Klein. U0h, he canit help it, said Klein, Hits a birthmark. i t tt A what? 'tA birthmark, replied Klein. was scared'by a windmill. 96 96 96 Kolbeok-Just think! person dies. K0t10wski-We11, why don,t you try a mouth wash? 6 6 His mother Every time I breathe a 96 96 96 R. SchwabuSay, Swede, would you be kind enough to tell me what a buttress is? JohnsoneA buttress, my dear Fat, is a female goat. 96 96 96 InfirmarianeHave you ever run a tempera ture? Aspel-No, but live driven almost every other kind of car. 96 96 96 English ProfieCharles, give me a sentence with the word fiddle. Charlie Ryan tafter reading Nize Baby9-If de bed ain't long enough my fiddle stick out. 96 96 96 B1azer--Say, Thennis, Latin is easy. Iim glad I am taking it. Look here! Forte dude in arroeForty ducks in a row. Passus sum jam-Pass us some jam. Bonue leges Caesaris-Bony legs of Caesar. 'K' 96 96 Prof.eWhat was the Minotaur? Sim tsotto voce9-The original bull-head. In German class, Dr. Bronner was talking about trips in the mountains. He said: HA11 tie themselves to a long rope which is also fastened to the guide so if one starts to slide-H Heall the rest go with him, finished Gor- don Johnson. 96 96 96 Father Riordan-Dockendorf, the more of your themes I read, the more I am convinced that you missed your vocation. You should be an under- taker. 96 96 96 German Prof.eWhat is giant? 6He wanted the German word9. Tl-ost-A large man. 96 96 96 Muckerheide-Hurray! I answered a question in class today. Joe SchwabeWhat did you answer?2 MuckerheideePresent. 96 96 96 Prefect 6to Dublin on the Rhine dormitory9- When you fellows come up here you are supposed to go to sleep and not to talk all night. Esehweiler 6as the prefect went out9eGeei, that guy is so tight that he talks through his nose to save his teeth. 96 96 96 There were so many Cis given after the mid- year exams that the fellows were getting C-sick. 96 96 96 Mackowski-I heard something that sounded like a cow pulling her hoofs out of the mud. KohlereOh, that was Pfeffer eating soup. 96 96 96 FROM THE VISION OF Sm LAUNFAL. The castle stood 300 summers and 300 winters. ttHow many years is that, StangeltlH asked Father Riordan. Stangel-One hundred fifty years, Father. 96 96 96 A young man was invited to dinner and When a finger bowl was passed which contained a slice of lemon, he drank it. Then he remarked: ttTh'is is the weakest lemonade Iive ever tasted. 96 'Xe 96 Kennedy to LibrariaiieI want the life of Cae- sar. Librarian-Youire out of luck; Brutus beat you to it. 96 96 96 FetterereSay, Frank, what is internal rhyme? HodacheHiecoughs. tag 45- vg-ve-eee-G-smiso'f 3733-597363-302: 1927 ngsTE-cvcs-ee Page Ninetyefz've I

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f AH N ?EDEo-zo-Ep-s-Eo-zo-Ea-sa-Eo-ggiil EQCBZQcE-cz-cz-e'e-e-ee-cz-cz-ca-c 57milp, Ernthvr, 57mm: Father Haas asked Robert Stungel how the cross was used in architecture. Speedy replied that it is used above schools, churches and also in nature. ttIn nature?H said Father Haas; Ugive us an example. HCross-roads, replied Speedy. 96 96 96 Maurice McNamee rolled a marble down the bannister on the main stairs, one night after he ought to have been in bed. Father Huepper dee cided to play along, but he played for keeps, so he kept the marble and investigated. 96 96 96 OUR ENGLISH PROFESSOR TAKES UP SLANG. Cease masticating the fabric. Torrid canine. It is the feliuels facial hirsute adornments. Well done, young male of the species, Hhomo adolescens. , t I will announce to the third planetary satellite of the sun. It is the small succulent fruit. Meanings: Quit chewing the rag. Hot dog! It ls the catts whiskers. Atta boy! Itll tell the world. It ls the berries. 96 96 96 YOU MAY NOT KNOW THAT There are more Spaniards in Spain than in any other country. Buck Kohler is president of our Smokers, Club. Greek tests are most annoying. Prunes do not wrinkle with age. 'X- 96 4K- Stagl Cscratching his headley, what an awful dilemma. MeNamee tall sympathy9w-Chase it out in the open, and PM step on it. 96 96 96 PfeffereVVho killed the greatest number of chickens? ConnorseHamletls father did murder most fouL 96 96 96 ProteWhat are the chief products of Italy? SpudseWine, ruins, and immigrants. Kuonnen was called upon in Latin class but dilet know anything. Dockendorf volunteered and answered correctly. Father Ziegler then told him to remain standing and answer the remain- ing questions. Dock blushed and said, ttI didntt look at the next one yet, Father. 96 96 '36 SehwemineSpeed, why wouldnlt it do to pray for our bread once a week 01' once a month? Why must we ask every day for our daily bread? StangelvaO as to have it fresh, silly! 96 -X- it- Loesch-eFat, we h'e getting up a raffle for a poor old lady. You,ll buy a ticket, wonlt you? KeenaneNix; what would I do with her if I won her? 96 96 96 Beix-Suy, Peewee, how is it that you suit is so tight?- Lairdeltts a Scotch tweed. 96 9t- 96 Pnnkratz almost caught pneumonia trying to get hoarse enough to sing bass in a quartet. 96 96 96 Baier-What in the world is a metaphor? MihmeTo keep cows in, stupid. 96 96 96 SOME NAMES. For a bank cashier-Rob. For a door man-Mat. For a farmereJay. For a sandwich maneHam. For a burglareJimmy. 96 96 96 Little deeds of kindness T0 teachers now and then Raise the monthly standing From zero up to ten. 96 96 96 Buteher-Come, John, be lively. Break the bones in Mr. Jonest chops and put Mr. Smithls ribs in the basket for him. JohneAll right, sir, just as soon as I have sawed off Mr. Murphyts legs. 96 96 96 Hillibus icibus, N0 rubborum. Footibus slippibus Cocoanut sorum. 29-3th 9 2 7 QWE-EeG-G-E-GE-E'G'G Page N inety- four

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f .M N ega-s-s-s-a-g-zo-gszagijl ERC E ?:ch-ca-cz-556-556-534 iAs SEEN BY A PESSIMIST. Fifth class kicks off to Classics ten-yard line. On the first lineup Baier 0f Classics goes through right tackle for five yards and a broken neck. It is likely that he will be unable to finish the sea- son on account of the injury. Zauner goes around right end for three yards before being stopped, Fifth class end breaking the interference and three ribs. Cimbulnik attempts left guard. Cim- balnikls parents were telegraphed. Zens tries Classic center, and unless complieaA tions set in he will be able to leave the hospital by the end of the year. Auehter hits right tackle. Auehter was the mainstay of the Fifth class base- ball team, and his loss will be sorely felt next spring. 011 a fake play Brill is tackled behind the line by a Classic end. Brill and the end occupy adjoining cots in the hospital. Classiesl ball. Pankratz goes around left end for five yards, being tackled by a Fifth class sub end whose name could not be learned at the hospital. Connors was a soloist in the Glee Club and that organization will be deprived of his services for the rest of the year. Aspel goes through right guard for a broken arm and a sprained ankle. Fifth classt ball. 0n the first scrimmage, Petrusha hits center. Sympathy is expressed by UPatlsH many friends as he would have been made prefect next year. Fifth class fumbles, a Classic end falling on the ball, the Fifth class team falling on him. Time is taken out until more ambulances can be pro- vided. Classicsi ball. Pankratz skirts right end for eight yards, and attending physicians say that an operation may save one of Pankratzt legs. Beix hits right tackle for a loss of three yards and five teeth, On a fake kick Classicsy left half has his neck broken. Time is taken out for him to recover. Fifth class, ball. Fifth class go through center for a gain of five yards and a loss of two men. Fifth class loses ten yards on a delayed pass, the delay being caused by :1 serious injury to their halfback. A dispute arises and time is called until the umpire is taken out. First half ends with the ball in Classicsl territory. i Classics kick off to Fifth class, fiftyyard line, and the latter return the ball fifty-eight yards. In the first play Fifth class loses the ball, ten yards, three men, and a quarter. The entire Classic backfield goes through Fifth class center, who will not return to school before 1930. Classics lose the ball, and iii the scrimmage the referee swallows his whistle and the Fifth class team is knocked out. Only the left half of the Classics team is left. He recovers the ball and still dazed, makes a ninety-ynrd run to the club- house. Page Ninety-six