St Croix Falls High School - Sentinel Yearbook (St Croix Falls, WI)

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-1-THE SENTINEL-l- O YOU, our advertisers, We Wish to express our sincere appreciation for your assistance and cooperation which made this publication possible. -'rox xrgye' 6 Qu' 70

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--LTHE SENTINELl-1 Jokes Father, did you ever get licked when you were a boy ? Indeed I did. Well, then, what is the use of trying it on me? Mr. Hegre: What are some of the puzzling things about an atom? John Fast: Well, I donit know. That's one of them. Minister: Can you count, my little man? Roy P.: '6Yis, I c'n count. Minister: Well, let me hear how far you can count. Roy P.: One, two, three, four, faive, six siven, eight, naine, tin, ,lack Queen, Kingf, Judge: L'Cuilty or not guilty? Sam: 'LNot guilty, sub. Judge: Ever been arrested before? Sam: No, suh, Ah never speeded befoif' Doctor, canit you do something about my husband's talking in his sleep? It's all too indistinct. C. K. S.: My wife likes tea for breakfast, while l like coffeefi Rossow: You'll soon get used to teaf' I heard today that your son was an undertaker. Ithought you said he was a physician. Not at all sir. I said he followed the medical profession. My wife says that if I don't chuck golf she'll leave me. Hard Luck, old chap. Yes, I'll miss her. Folks,,' said the colored minister, the subject of my sermon this evenin' am gLiars'. How many in the congregation has done read the 69th chapter of Matthew? Nearly every hand in the audience was raised. 'tDat's rightf' said his reverend. You is just the folks I wants to preach to. Dere is no 69th chapter of Matthews. Speaking of unemployment, the average school pupil has 12,000,000 brain cells. It was terrible, Mrs. Murphy. There were seventeen Swedes and one Irishman killed in the wreck. Indade, the poor man. An interurban bus was recently struck by lightning. The lightning, we presume, was then hauled away for repairs. Donelly Greenlee: Mr. Rossow, did you ever hear a rabbit bark? Mr. Rossowz Rabbits do not barkfi Don: But, Mr. Rossow, my biology book says that rabbits eat cabbage and barkf' ' It was a Scotchman in the football stadium who jumped up and shouted, Hey, you there! Get that quarter back! Mr. Sorensen: What do you consider the greatest achievement of the Romans?,' Gene Pratt: 5'Speaking Latin. There's a young woman who makes little things count. What does she do?,' 'LTeaches arithmetic in the primary gradesf, Roy: f'I've got a railroad radiof' Jim: A railroad radio? Roy: '5Yeh, it whistles at every station. -69-

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Your Aehievernenltsin the East Are Only ax Eew of the Things Thani: We Tonk Enrwaurd fear' You to Aeenmrnpllish in THE EUTURE nn Wishing Yen Much Sneeess and Happiness QQ BARNEY STUDIO ST. CROIX FALLS. WISCONSIN