St Croix Falls High School - Sentinel Yearbook (St Croix Falls, WI)

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---iTHE SENTINEL--1 Jokes Did your watch stop when it dropped on the floor? asked one man of his friend. Sure, was the answer, did you think it would go through? Lawyer fto colored prisonerl: Well, Ras, so you want mr to defend you? Rastus: No, but l'se got a mule and a few chickens and a hog or two. Lawyer: Those will do very nicely. Now let me see, what do they accuse you of stealing? Rastus: Oh, a mule and a few chickens, and a hog or two. Vold: It's scandalous to think they're going to charge you all that money for towing three or four miles. Greenlee: Never mind, I've got the brakes on.', Miss Langemo: '4What is meant by having a upull with the boss . Cordon: To be at war with the cow . Miss Langemo: What is a RABBl.,' Lawrence: '6It's a young rabbit. Mother: Freddy, Aunt Mary will never kiss you with that dirty face. Freddie: That's what I figuredf' Miss Draxten: This is a clever little confession story you've written but why did you name the man Adam? Neal R.: Well, you said you wanted it written in the first person. Where was your boy wounded? In the abdominal region, they told me. Where is that? Don't know-somewhere in France, I suppose. Johnny-Oh, Mother, a lady talked to me in the park and gave me some candy. Mother-That was nice. And what did you say? Johnny-Oh, I said I wished father had met her before he married you. What enlightens the world though dark itself? Ink. For Sale-Two highly bred cats. At home evenings. Traveling Man-Some tornado that was we had around here last night. Do any damage around to your new barn? Phlegmatic Farmer-Dunno. Hain't found the durn thing yet. Aunt Dorothy-dHow many Commandments are there Johnny? Johnny-Ten. Aunt Dorothy-Suppose you were to break one of them? Johnny-Then there would be nine. Son, what did you learn in school today? I learned that the arithmetic problems that you worked for me were wrong. Flatbush-Why do they have those cases with the axes, crowbars, and other implements in the passenger cars for? Besonhurst-Oh they put them there in case anyone wants to open a window. Aw I have such a dreadful cold in my head, said Algy. Well, answered his campanion, that is better than nothing. -57-