St Clair High School - Clairvoyant Yearbook (St Clair, MI)

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To Georgina Closs, Cecelia Zimmer ' s position as “center ’ on the H. S. Basket-ball team. To Percy Fairfield, Lawrence Power ' s curly hair. To Eloise Webster and Baldy Cleland, Hugh Hart and Walter Muhlitner ' s combined ability to argue. To Reed Jerome, Joe Ebert ' s position in football. To W ilbur McGregor, Gorden Pearce ' s talkativeness. To Edna Heatherington, Shorty Wolvin ' s dates. To Myra Goodrich, Vera Laffrey’s ability to “vamp.” To Peggy Moore, Vera Busch’s height. To Mary Allington, Alice Brine ' s notes. To Rip Randell, Gertrude Pleuddemann ' s pep. To Tom Robbins, Rosamond Yeip’s memory. To the new Agricultural course of ' 23, Louis Wer- ner’s ability to raise an excellent head of cabbage. J 11 witness whereof, we have herewith set our seal this sixteenth day of Mav, A. D. 11)22. CLASS OF 1922 On this 16th day of May, 1922, the above mentioned testator, the Class of 1922, declared this to be the Will and Testament to the last grits of their teeth. Witnesses, J. F. CYMAN F. C. GLIEM Class Yell Stop, Look, Get it right! St. Clair High School — Hold it tight 1922 Out of sight. YEA!

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Class Will E, the class of 1022 of St. Clair High School, St. Clair City, St. Clair County, State of Mich- igan, United States of America, have at last succumbed under the terrific weight of intelli- gence. Soon we shall depart from this valley of tears and enter a land flowing with milk and honey. 1 nou : Tremble not our dear friends, we as ardent diurnal patronizers of the Methodist, Baptist and Congregational churches, our conscience would not per- mit us to leave you bare handed and unadvised. We im- press on your minds that this is our Last Will and writing this testament we are doing it conscientiously. No effort was spared in distributing our wealth equally as to your best advantage. To the Junior Class we bequeath all paper wads and love notes, which for some reason or other we could not dispose of. To Miss B. B. Blynn, our beloved teacher, who lias so well taken care of us and inspired us by the tenderness of her heart, understanding her difficulties in life we be- queath the set of dishes from the Methodist church. (They are non-breakable.) To Mr. Beecher, Lawrence Burkhart’s bashfulness. To Miss Johnston, all Civics books which were lost intentionally. To Miss Howe, a large dishpan which will enable her to raise frogs and lizards for vivisection purposes. This will keep the boys from jumping into the creek after them. I o Miss Klager, a dust proof box for all Latin readers. - To Dramatic Society we bequeath all boys and girls who would be actors but will not come tor the “try outs.” lo the Staff of the “Red and Blue” all possibilities to collect money for all unpaid copies. Fleddi Pleuddemann’s dimples to all male admirers. To Esther Tripp, Laura Kelley ' s ability to dance. Alice McDonald ' s Jazzy environment to the Sociology class of ' 2.3. To Wm. Engelgau, Marjorie Muhlitner’s ability to cause a deficit in the class treasury. 1 o Alma Radike, Hildegarde atson ' s class secre- taryship (that being a rather hefty position.) To Art Smith, Russ Mortinger ' s snuff box.

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NAME L. Autterson V. Busch A. Brines . . . A. Buggee . . . L. Burkhart . J. Cyman J. Ebert F. Gliem H. Hart L. Kelley .... V. Laffrey . . A. McDonald M. Muhlitner W. Muhlitner J. Munger . . R. Mortinger G. Pearce . . . L. Powers . . . E. Pluddeman G. Plud ' deman H. Watson . . L. Werner . . A. Wolvin . . R. Yeip C. Zimmer . . , CLASS ROSTER PET PHRASE OCCUPATION HOBBY .Oh my gawd Bumming Studying • Say Cooking At church .Goodnight Making eyes Being naughty ... . Uhm-m-m Reading Sat. eve. posts Walking to school .Hey kid Posing Chasing chickens • It’s this way Presiding Wimmin •Aw gawn Looking smart Unknown janes .. • I got a verse Parked on N. Riverside .... Dodges .Listen here Arguing with Walt Auditorium mgr . . Hot dog Dancing Crows .Isn’t that the cat’s mittensGiggling Percy . Look me over Going to Marine City Pleasing Fred . . . .Good Heavens Talking Gossiping .You little runt Opposing things Vamping .You flapper Flattering Studying? • !! — ? — ! Charming snakes Primping . Land’s sake Going home Checkers . Heh there Bustling around Hosiery ads Quit that Blushing Dancing .Think you re smart Reciting brilliantly .Bareback riding .., •° h Swimming Advising •I disagree Milking cow’s Gassing . Oh Moses Looking innocent Men • Dear me Sleeping Powder . Oh-h gee Getting mad Curl s DESTINY .Agricultural Dept. • Egypt .Bone factory .Music teacher .Jazz Orchestra . President of U. S. . South Seas .Stage War Dept. .No Man’s Land .Cabaret Minister’s wife Harem Dempsey’s opponent 7 feet tall Heavenly choir Solitary confinement Gay Paree Athletic trainer Home for homeless cats Mack Sennet Hall of Fame Taxi driver Artist ' s model Nazimova’s rival