St Clair High School - Clairvoyant Yearbook (St Clair, MI)

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Class Will E, the class of 1022 of St. Clair High School, St. Clair City, St. Clair County, State of Mich- igan, United States of America, have at last succumbed under the terrific weight of intelli- gence. Soon we shall depart from this valley of tears and enter a land flowing with milk and honey. 1 nou : Tremble not our dear friends, we as ardent diurnal patronizers of the Methodist, Baptist and Congregational churches, our conscience would not per- mit us to leave you bare handed and unadvised. We im- press on your minds that this is our Last Will and writing this testament we are doing it conscientiously. No effort was spared in distributing our wealth equally as to your best advantage. To the Junior Class we bequeath all paper wads and love notes, which for some reason or other we could not dispose of. To Miss B. B. Blynn, our beloved teacher, who lias so well taken care of us and inspired us by the tenderness of her heart, understanding her difficulties in life we be- queath the set of dishes from the Methodist church. (They are non-breakable.) To Mr. Beecher, Lawrence Burkhart’s bashfulness. To Miss Johnston, all Civics books which were lost intentionally. To Miss Howe, a large dishpan which will enable her to raise frogs and lizards for vivisection purposes. This will keep the boys from jumping into the creek after them. I o Miss Klager, a dust proof box for all Latin readers. - To Dramatic Society we bequeath all boys and girls who would be actors but will not come tor the “try outs.” lo the Staff of the “Red and Blue” all possibilities to collect money for all unpaid copies. Fleddi Pleuddemann’s dimples to all male admirers. To Esther Tripp, Laura Kelley ' s ability to dance. Alice McDonald ' s Jazzy environment to the Sociology class of ' 2.3. To Wm. Engelgau, Marjorie Muhlitner’s ability to cause a deficit in the class treasury. 1 o Alma Radike, Hildegarde atson ' s class secre- taryship (that being a rather hefty position.) To Art Smith, Russ Mortinger ' s snuff box.

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LAWRENCE POWERS (Pa)— 7 he heights by gieat men reached and kept Were not attained by sudden flight. AILEEN WOLVIN (Shorty)— She confesses, nor denies no- thing. JOHN CYMAN— All his thoughts were congeal- ed into lines on his face. CECELIA ZIMMER (Cel)— ‘Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. ROSAMONDE YEIP (Roe)— A halo should attend ' her ef- forts.

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To Georgina Closs, Cecelia Zimmer ' s position as “center ’ on the H. S. Basket-ball team. To Percy Fairfield, Lawrence Power ' s curly hair. To Eloise Webster and Baldy Cleland, Hugh Hart and Walter Muhlitner ' s combined ability to argue. To Reed Jerome, Joe Ebert ' s position in football. To W ilbur McGregor, Gorden Pearce ' s talkativeness. To Edna Heatherington, Shorty Wolvin ' s dates. To Myra Goodrich, Vera Laffrey’s ability to “vamp.” To Peggy Moore, Vera Busch’s height. To Mary Allington, Alice Brine ' s notes. To Rip Randell, Gertrude Pleuddemann ' s pep. To Tom Robbins, Rosamond Yeip’s memory. To the new Agricultural course of ' 23, Louis Wer- ner’s ability to raise an excellent head of cabbage. J 11 witness whereof, we have herewith set our seal this sixteenth day of Mav, A. D. 11)22. CLASS OF 1922 On this 16th day of May, 1922, the above mentioned testator, the Class of 1922, declared this to be the Will and Testament to the last grits of their teeth. Witnesses, J. F. CYMAN F. C. GLIEM Class Yell Stop, Look, Get it right! St. Clair High School — Hold it tight 1922 Out of sight. YEA!