St Christophers School - Raps and Taps Yearbook (Richmond, VA)

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HILL: Led away by several white-coated men from the scene of the killing, head of huge newspaper syndi- cate babbles insanely: I finally got himg I finally got him! Sports editor lies crushed beneath huge presses. MARKS: Honest Witt, criminal lawyer, wins another case. Accused of the ax murder of invalid grandmother, lawyer's client goes free on Writ of Habeas Corpus. Cement for side of law- yer's new fish pond un- cannily lumpy. fQuote: Termites Unquotej MARLOWE: Marlowe's K i d d i e s Hour celebrates the 75th anniversary of radio with the usual type of ptogramg a two-months-old baby is torn to bits by a pack of snarling wolves before the mike. RANDOLPH: Ambassador to South American republic arrested for getting dictator ginned up, winning his Buick, ranch, and three chamber- inaids from him in a Black jack game and, upon his refusal to pay, starting a peon insurrection, offering rebels shorter working day -16 hours. La bfi, 'f.v ,I WV. ' E253 fl 4751575- XWASN cf 'll l' ull '-tri W g k X2 5 O X69 -:...O AO X Qfyfcbf

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fK'OfQX cg FAT llc xx 5 ' x 0 i241 COLLINS: Country Collins rushes madlyfromsecludedMarion farm ffor first time in 23 yearsj to take out patent on his discovery -the wagons move faster if you round off fthe square roll- ersg he plans to call it Z1 Wheel. DAVENPORT: Corner-stone of new Richmond TraH:1c Viola- tions Bureau laid by promi- nent insurance man- Why notg I paid for it? Leav- ing ceremonies, he speeds through red light on left side of street, hits fire hydrant, backs away over Mayor's wife, and fails to prevent Lexie from maim- ing protesting police ser- geant. DESPORTES: Naturalists dismayed as Huntsman DesPortes kills lastt living speciman of dove familyg finishing a lifetime career of single- handedly making dove ex- tinct. HALL: Federal customs official disguised as old woman rounds up Marijuana band secretly raising acres of produce deep in tobacco country-Reedsville, N. C. Officer and Exhibit A. Ctruck load of ripened plantsj disappear inito hills in search 'of a match.

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I Us jimi tl WA, 'Ofixsx ff Nga' ,V 49 ,ff l5 Of l26l RUCKER: Expert at plastic surgery and father of the Rejuve- nation Theory creates per- fect woman and elopes swiftly to secluded South Sea islandg tropical tem- perature climbs to new high. SENN: Famous hair oil concern revises recipe slightly and changes to shoe polish con- cern. Star Salesman Senn cuts hair fformer advertis- ingj to reveal polished shoes fnew advertisingj. SHERMAN: Sherman in 50th year of foodless, sleepless, and motionless rtrance. His chess opponent bottled his king up. SHOEMAKER: Admiral Shoemaker wins brilliant battle in Pacific, destroying 56 enemy cruis- ersg attributes success to education at Ol' St. C.- The Sinker Method.