St Christophers School - Raps and Taps Yearbook (Richmond, VA)

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ADKINS: Head of huge furniture trust and brains of bootleg mob found to be same person. Exhibit A: wood chip fupon which U. Va. boy choked! stamped Ad- kin's Furniture. BOURNE: Sandston citizen jerked from dull life of business man to perform a task for benefit of all mankind- posing for remodeling of Rodirrs The Thinker, which was completely de- molished in Third Xworld War. BROADDUS: Colonel Broaddus still holding out in hills of Tennessee. Crack Oregon Hill Regiment playing havoc on countryside a- round Chattanooga, refus- ing to give in to 'the Damyankees. Adept at guerrilla warfare, Rough and Ready Rube retreated there shortly after an un- expected and savage raid, which leht Washington in smoking ruins. Cl-HLTON: Unshaven singer, enter- taining Dock St. bar-flies with his Full Moon and Empty Pockets, is recog- nized as tenor who was bred for astounding Metro- politan audience during performance of Aida wi-th Tanked-up version of Filipino Baby.

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gf I -ixw. .ff f,2.?lgg A also hge A? l l i li SEVENTH FORM Left to righrafront row: Marlowe, Broaddus, Davenport, De-sPortes, Wellfcbrd, Wcr'fe, Randolph. Second row: Marks, Hill, Senn, Wrilker, Chilton, Bourne. Third row: Adkins, A. A, Hnllrnd, C. A., Collins, Sherman, Walden. Back row: Hall, Shoemaker, Sprairley, Stiff, Rucker. SEVENTH FORM BALLOT Most popular. . . . . .DesPortes I-Iandsomest . . . . .Davenport . . .DesPortes Best athlete .. Smartest ........... .... B roaddus Most ambitious ....... .... R ucker Most likely to succeed ........ Rucker Laziest .........,........ Wellford Makes most boners. . . .... Bourne First to marry .........,.... Adkins Likeliest bachelor ......... Broaddus Most in need of a shave ...... Collins I 22 Most in need of a haircut ...... Senn Most in need of a comb .... Broaddus Biggest buller. Best singer. . . Best dressed . , Wittiest ........ .... Most confident Most carefree . . . . . . Most drag . . . Likeliest faeult . . .Adkins . ..... Chilton Davenport Davenport . . . Rucker .Wel1ford . . .Wolfe y member ..... Bourne Most hog wild ........ .... R ucker l

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fK'OfQX cg FAT llc xx 5 ' x 0 i241 COLLINS: Country Collins rushes madlyfromsecludedMarion farm ffor first time in 23 yearsj to take out patent on his discovery -the wagons move faster if you round off fthe square roll- ersg he plans to call it Z1 Wheel. DAVENPORT: Corner-stone of new Richmond TraH:1c Viola- tions Bureau laid by promi- nent insurance man- Why notg I paid for it? Leav- ing ceremonies, he speeds through red light on left side of street, hits fire hydrant, backs away over Mayor's wife, and fails to prevent Lexie from maim- ing protesting police ser- geant. DESPORTES: Naturalists dismayed as Huntsman DesPortes kills lastt living speciman of dove familyg finishing a lifetime career of single- handedly making dove ex- tinct. HALL: Federal customs official disguised as old woman rounds up Marijuana band secretly raising acres of produce deep in tobacco country-Reedsville, N. C. Officer and Exhibit A. Ctruck load of ripened plantsj disappear inito hills in search 'of a match.