St Catharines Teachers College - Compendium Yearbook (St Catharines, Ontario Canada)

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There once was a sweet boy called Henderson Who'd trip into rooms light and winsome. When something went wrong, Held burst into song, And never attend to his lesson. Now dapper young Holmes, full of knowledge One day was impressed reading Colleridge, So he said, What the hell, I just might as well Su-bmit it to the kids at the Collegef' There was a young man named MacDonald, Who was with Routines quite enthralled, He'd give girls the strap And snicker at that, Then dance through his tunnel in Thorold. There once was a man named McAuley, Who thought that Phys. Ed. was quite jolly, I-Ie'd jump up and down, Then spin himself 'round, And never think twice of his folly. There was a poor boy name of Petkau, Who had a dysfunctional cochlea, So he went off to teach On a far northern beach, But came back with a damaged Broca. You know of the hero called Poole, Who tried to effect change in the school, L'Let the children discover, They soon will uncover The truth behind every rule. There was a smart boy named Sypes, Who related to some phenotypes, The problems of war, Of blood and of gore, And of things that go bump in the nights. Shannon X 70

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MASTERFUL MEMORIES When Aikman and Moase were but lads, They thought that their teachers were bad, So they set up a college, To teach them the knowledge, Of current educational fads. There was a sweet girl, now named Bennett Whose art work was really a credit. Now with several degrees She still sits on her knees, With crayons and paste saying, draw it. There was a bright boy called Bennett, Whose knowledge of rocks knows no limit. With a purpose and aim, From the North Pole he came, And when he unthaws he'll take credit. You've heard of a man known as Chapman Whose key to success was THE plan. Use gadgets and tricks, You can count up to sex, And not only know - understand. There once was a wee boy named Cicci, Who thought to teach kids would be easy, So he packed up his toys, And set off with the boys, To that big kindergarten called T.C. There once was a lady named Dundas, Whose motto forever will last: With paper and string, You can do anything, As long as you smile at your class. There once was a young man called Friesen Who went off to school with a reason. But alac and O woe, He got lost in the snow, Now in portable 8 he is freezin'. There once was a good boy named Gram, Whose passion for logic and game, Drove him to our college To spread 'round his knowledge, And he's never been quite the same.

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