St Augustine High School - El Castillo Yearbook (St Augustine, FL)

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A new dance sensation entitled 'Loose LIZZY RAYBURN and her Gallopin' Gals, composed of LINDA RUSSELL, JUANITA OSBORNE, LUCILLE OSTEEN, KAY REYNOLDS, DIANA SCHMIDT, NANCY BARKER, BENETTA DUNTON, fand of course Loose Lizziej has just made its debut performance at Diamond JIM DOBBS' Joint. They tripped across the stage to the mean sounds of the great little band led by FREDA GOODE and her two- timin'-trombone. The renowned music critic, DREW TAYLOR, simply stated, ZonkI The local order of Gossipers Anonymous held their last convention at the CHARLES I ONES Towers a week ago. The banquet turned into a last minute brawl when MERRY WAYNE simply said in a low tone that BETTY GRISSOM's moon stock was being sold for exorbitant prices. Among those injured were: JACKIE JOHNSTONE, CAROL SCI-IMITZ and CATHY CONROY. They were carried out in grand style by REBECCA BOWDEN and ELIZABETH FORD of the JIM SMITH and NICKEY XYNIDES Ambulance Service. The riot was finally broken up by St. Augustine's way out Police Department led by EDDIE CALHOUN and BING GIBBS. Action photographers LEWIS CAPALLIA and LAMAR WILr SON were sent to the scene by SISSY CASTO to take sneaky pictures for her magazine, All Is Not Well With The World, published by BET'I'Y BUSH. Some of the guys who used to work in the food stores, RAYMOND CLARK, JERRY BEXLEY, JIMMY TAYLOR, DEMPSEY CORBETT, WAYNE TOWLES and JOHN SUTTON never quite got over shoving things into bags. They now work at the MART-HA HERRING and BETH LAWTON Home for the Aged, feeding them. MARVIN MILLS went into the Septic Tank business with his father and GENE TAY- LOR. They manufacture the new above-ground see-through tanks invented by ARTHUR WILLIAMS and JIM SCHIVER. Last week General BILL WALL called a hush-hush security meeting concerning Naval Commander RONDALD COLEMAN, who was feeling insecure . . . something about a hole in his battleship. All the top flight executives were there, among them LINDA AL- BRITTON, congresswoman, GUILDA CREWS, pencil sharpener, Seaman 3rd Class CHRIS LANGE who found the leak, SANDRA ELLIS, guest, GEORGIA ANN KNOBLOCH, deep thinker, and BARBARA WOLVEN, deepest thinker. The Society for the Preservation and Study of Inner Humanity has just opened a branch office in the vicinity. COOKIE MORROW heads the heart department, LINDA LEWIS, small intestine, JEAN HUNTER, large intestine. ALVIN HURST, renowned effi- ciency expert, has been brought in to study the last two departments. Alvin says, Why the devil do we need two intestines, anyway'? MICHAEL CULBRETH and ADRIAN HAY are in the gall bladder department. PAT DUNTON and MARIANNE WHARFF work to- gether in the liver department. They were chosen for this job because of their ability to quiver with the liver. The most outstanding scientific statement of the year was made by archeologist LINK KILLEBREW, when she said while examining a skull, Dr. Kraan, I presume? It must be explained here that Dr. ASHLEY KRAAN and his expedition composed of LYNN KEPHART, noted water-carrier, ROBERT HENUBER, scout, SAMMY NORTH, vine clipper and SANDRA KUMMER who went along practicing for her. upcoming role as Sheena, Queen of the Jungle, disappeared while on their trip into tue Amazon region. CLAIR COLLINS and MARY .PHIPPS recently tied in the Miss America contest. They tied the ribbon on the winner and then tied one on, themselves. The event was judged by JOE FORBES, BILL FOX and JOEY GAUSE, who all agreed it was a good tie. RANDY SCANLIN awarded the prize of one week's vacation in Sing Sing.

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I 967 Praplzccy With the 1980 class reunion of the class of '61 coming up we have the dubious honor of giving a brief outline of what's been happening to that notorious class. It seems that dear old St. Augustine, the one horse town we used to know, finally got a second horse donated by BAMBI SANDIFORD and her business partner, STEVE WAS- SON, the share holders in, a previously one-horse ranch now turned into a potato farm. Before the big donation to Mayor BOBBY BARNS, and citizen DAVID SELLERS, the lone horse was trained by easy EDDIE LANGE and ALBERT TESORI and ridden several times in the Cracker Day races by the well known lady jockeys HELEN HOLLINGSWORTH and DEANNA AYO. That was before KENT NORRIS and PUNKY MANGUS, who never quite got over their football days, threw themselves in front of the oncoming horse and broke the poor thing's leg. Citizens JOHN SCOVILLE and MARIANNE RICKETTS stepped in just before Dead Eye GUERRY GOODE pulled the trigger and suggested that it be given to the City to step up its horse power. Well, we all knew it was coming and it finally happened . . . DIXIE MCGEE and JUDI DRAWDY just opened their snow factory. We understand CARMEN DECUBELLIS and LINDA TUCKER pass the little flakes about while FLORA NELL SEYMOUR seems to get all the profits. Rumor has it that the Company's bookkeeper, PAT GANTT, for a small fee deftly arranges the little books in her favor. Two efficiency experts, PEEPIN' PARRISI-I and RAGING RANDALL have been brought in to attempt correction of this alarming situation. It seems that BOB FELDMAN while flying over Swampy Acres Swamp stepped out for a breath of fresh air. I-le miraculously escaped injury due to the heavily padded toupee he wore. What more appropriate place than this to meet JAMES GREENMUM who was busy collecting alligator hides to sell to help defray the mounting home expenses. Say, Iames, what are you doing in the swamp? Never mind that now, I see some people coming. It's, it's a Safari! Don't you recognize them? It's BERNARD BAILEY and CURTIS MANUCY,. the great white hunters. Wait, someone else is crashing through the palmet- tos screaming, Bwannal By George, it's CHRIS HANKS and EVELYN OSTEEN, the gun bearers for the expedition. We understand they're all life members of the local Explorers Club formed way back in '69 'by TED LUNESTAD, DICKIE 1-IENLEY and GARY BRIDLE. I believe they used to call themselves the '69ers. We also see that BEVERLY CUBBEDGE fulfilled her life's ambition of doing espion- age work for the Government. She's the sneakiest janitor in the Russian Embassy. Doing well in the Government circle are THOMAS YOUNG ESQ. who was recently elected President. He in turn appointed the enterprising young lawyer BOB POST Supreme Court Justice of the United States. A scientific field committee made up of RICHARD SWAIN, the noted research geologist, SUSAN KIRKPATRICK, navigator, BILL PROPES, stargazer, DONALD WILLIAMS bird watcher, ROBERT SI-IIPLEY, ship-jester, PATRICIA THIGPEN and CARROLL MOORE, on-lockers, MARY CHAMBERLAIN, atom smasher, JACK CRLENJACK, Pilot, CARSON SHATTUCK. Co-pilot, SUSIE SWAIN, co-colossal, DAVE YOUNG, wild young man of the airways and BARBARA BOULINEAU and BARRY DANIELS, stow-a-ways, blasted off to Mars two years ago in a space buggy invented by ALAN BAYA, BILL l-LILLIER and GLENDA LEA NAURIGHT, mad scientists.

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NANCY MUNRO, professional dramatist, can be seen in several commercials now- a-days. We understand she is very convincing selling CAROLYN THOMAS' Fine Flavored Fruit Topping for all fruits that lack such things. MARVIN COX, noted taste specialist, says it's not the words that attract you, it's the salty little tears that fall about the topping. GLENDA I-IARTLEY and 'SYLVIA DEAN, the dieticians, who specialize in salt free diets, say they find it all rather repulsive. The most recent airline crack-up occurred over Davis Shores when ALTON SOLANO, pilot, and DONNIE NESTER, co-pilot, cracked up when they overheard a joke told by stewardesses DIANE LANE and JUNE HAMILTON. The plane in turn cracked up when it hit an off-course carrier pigeon over the yard of PAT SPURWAY. ETHEL PAPPY and PAM WHITE, crash inspectors, who examined the wreckage remarked, Is this a wreck or is this a wreck? A small voice from inside, later identified as NANCY STRICKLAND's, replied, It takes one to know one. Some of the people have made great successes in their chosen fields. SYLVIA VAUGHN's ambition to be a hair stylist has been realized. She is now associated with Lassie Productions. ATHANELL WAGES, who studied art for years, has received her first commission . . . painting yellow stripes in the new highway. DIANE EATMAN is doing very well in Washington. She is especially helpful with the filibusters. GEORGE CASTO is doing well as a ballet dancer and NANCY ROCKWELL with her fine piano playing won the piano pickin' award. And of course GERALD PARTIN is blowing bubbles for the Law- rence Welk Show. ASHLEY GIDDENS broke all records for shoe sales and is now head of the Heel and Toe Department. r Alas, BARBARA SMITH, after getting herself tied into one of her Yogi knots, caught the hiccups and shook herself to death. FERRIN MCCULLOUGH said he tried in vain to untie her, but couldn't. He was later found by DUNCAN REED, the reporter, Ferrin had hung himself. BEN ADAMS, who is the head beat of the beatniks, discovered that BETTY CAUSEY, SALLY BASKIN, and BECKY HAMBY were still refusing to conform. They stayed in school because the class graduated. ANITA TINDALL and HELEN BROWN, psychoanalysts for the Board of Health, are still trying to figure the underlying thoughts of the trio. . SHIRLEY MOORE established a friendship club. Its members are LORENDA HUNTER, SANDRA KLIPSTEIN, JOHN SPENCER, ELBA HAIRSTON, and EDDIE HENUBER. Being charter members, they decided not to let anyone else join the club. DOROTHY DEAN and BARBARA MCQUAIG, syndicated St. Augustine columnists, who recently said in their enlightening column entitled, All ls Black, Everyone but BETH COCHRAN and us is sick, sick, sick, are now being sued for slander by MARGO PONCE, who claims she has never had a sick day in her life. In brief this is how the great class of '61 is doing. Please bear in mind that this was written with the hopes that no one's feelings would be hurt. But if anyone has a complaint . . . Don't call us, we'll call you. Athanell Wages James Greenmum