St Augustine High School - El Castillo Yearbook (St Augustine, FL)

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I 967 Praplzccy With the 1980 class reunion of the class of '61 coming up we have the dubious honor of giving a brief outline of what's been happening to that notorious class. It seems that dear old St. Augustine, the one horse town we used to know, finally got a second horse donated by BAMBI SANDIFORD and her business partner, STEVE WAS- SON, the share holders in, a previously one-horse ranch now turned into a potato farm. Before the big donation to Mayor BOBBY BARNS, and citizen DAVID SELLERS, the lone horse was trained by easy EDDIE LANGE and ALBERT TESORI and ridden several times in the Cracker Day races by the well known lady jockeys HELEN HOLLINGSWORTH and DEANNA AYO. That was before KENT NORRIS and PUNKY MANGUS, who never quite got over their football days, threw themselves in front of the oncoming horse and broke the poor thing's leg. Citizens JOHN SCOVILLE and MARIANNE RICKETTS stepped in just before Dead Eye GUERRY GOODE pulled the trigger and suggested that it be given to the City to step up its horse power. Well, we all knew it was coming and it finally happened . . . DIXIE MCGEE and JUDI DRAWDY just opened their snow factory. We understand CARMEN DECUBELLIS and LINDA TUCKER pass the little flakes about while FLORA NELL SEYMOUR seems to get all the profits. Rumor has it that the Company's bookkeeper, PAT GANTT, for a small fee deftly arranges the little books in her favor. Two efficiency experts, PEEPIN' PARRISI-I and RAGING RANDALL have been brought in to attempt correction of this alarming situation. It seems that BOB FELDMAN while flying over Swampy Acres Swamp stepped out for a breath of fresh air. I-le miraculously escaped injury due to the heavily padded toupee he wore. What more appropriate place than this to meet JAMES GREENMUM who was busy collecting alligator hides to sell to help defray the mounting home expenses. Say, Iames, what are you doing in the swamp? Never mind that now, I see some people coming. It's, it's a Safari! Don't you recognize them? It's BERNARD BAILEY and CURTIS MANUCY,. the great white hunters. Wait, someone else is crashing through the palmet- tos screaming, Bwannal By George, it's CHRIS HANKS and EVELYN OSTEEN, the gun bearers for the expedition. We understand they're all life members of the local Explorers Club formed way back in '69 'by TED LUNESTAD, DICKIE 1-IENLEY and GARY BRIDLE. I believe they used to call themselves the '69ers. We also see that BEVERLY CUBBEDGE fulfilled her life's ambition of doing espion- age work for the Government. She's the sneakiest janitor in the Russian Embassy. Doing well in the Government circle are THOMAS YOUNG ESQ. who was recently elected President. He in turn appointed the enterprising young lawyer BOB POST Supreme Court Justice of the United States. A scientific field committee made up of RICHARD SWAIN, the noted research geologist, SUSAN KIRKPATRICK, navigator, BILL PROPES, stargazer, DONALD WILLIAMS bird watcher, ROBERT SI-IIPLEY, ship-jester, PATRICIA THIGPEN and CARROLL MOORE, on-lockers, MARY CHAMBERLAIN, atom smasher, JACK CRLENJACK, Pilot, CARSON SHATTUCK. Co-pilot, SUSIE SWAIN, co-colossal, DAVE YOUNG, wild young man of the airways and BARBARA BOULINEAU and BARRY DANIELS, stow-a-ways, blasted off to Mars two years ago in a space buggy invented by ALAN BAYA, BILL l-LILLIER and GLENDA LEA NAURIGHT, mad scientists.

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Glenda Lee Nauright, will my seat to the football games to Bill Craig. Donnie Nester, will to my friends my bachelor's life, to go settle down. Kent Norris, leave to Terry Davis the pleasure of next year's Key Club initiation. Sammy North, leave Larry Worth my ability to say sweet things to Miss Alden. Juanita Osborne, will my ability to get along with Mr. Swift at all times to Donna. Evelyn Osteen, leave my ability to duck classes to Martha Rewis. Lucille Osteen, leave my ability to get along with Mr. Swift to my brother who needs it. Ethel Pappy, leave S .A.H.S. to all the other unfortunate souls who still must attend. Marcia Parrish, leave to Pat Brown my unusual ability to drive my little 'Road Roach. .Gerald Partin, will my grand and glorious personality to Tim Webb. Mary Phipps, leave to Iimmy Butler and Carol Lohner noodles and bananas, respectively. Margo Ponce, will to Michelle Robideaux the ability to skip school twice a week and still be Coach Goodwin's pet. Bob Post, will a bucket of white paint to Pete LaVelle. Bill Propes, leave my ability to catch at least 40 winks each period to any other worn down soul. . Jean Randall, leave to Charles Schmit my ability to steal trees and flowers for the prom without getting caught. Lissie Rayburn, will to Nancy Fredric and Peggy Green my ability to get in trouble all the time. Kay Reynolds, leave my friendly ways to Margaret Kaler and Holly l-lowatt with hopes that there is enough to go around. Mary Ann Ricketts, leave my forgotten knowledge to Larry Worth. Bambi Sandiford, leave my spot at the point to any girl who thinks she can make better use of it than I did. I im Schriver, leave to Karen the use of one little word. Diana Schmidt, will my ability to get completely involved in other people's troubles and still come out on top to Gene Ash. Carole Schmitz, leave my ability to kick a football to Larry Lewis. John Scoville, will my Nifty experiments to some unwilling friend. Flora Nell Seymour, leave to my little brother Goddy my front row center seat in Miss Alden's IVA class. Jim Smith, leave to the football managers my sweaty rotten football uniform. Pat Spurway, will my big gold cross to Miss Alden. I ohn Sutton, will to Fredna Banks my ability to get along with Mr. Swift. Carol Swain, leave all my Metrecal to Joyce Jacobs and half my wit to Iill Weicking so she'll be a half-wit. Richard Swain, leave my merit scholarship score to Connie Cummins. Pat Thigpen, will my ability to talk in class and get away with it to Martha Rewis. Carolyn Thomas, will my sewingand cooking abilities to some poor Freshtnan. Drew Taylor, leave to Barry Lawton the position of V. -P. of Sigma. Linda Tucker, leave my hot car to anyone willing to take the risk. Sylvia Vaughn, leave my ability to get along with Mr. Taylor to my sister, Rudren. ' Athanell Wages, leave my place as only girl in Mechanical Drawing to any girl who thinks she can handle it. Merry Wayne, leave my good looks and sparkling personality to my sister, Andee. Marianne Wharff, leave finally with everything I got for I'll need it all. Pam White, leave my ability to look innocent to Trudy Brown who needs it desperately. Arthur Williams, will one pair of dirty white tennies to Jeff Sparks. Donald Williams, will my seat in Miss Alden's class to my brother. Lamar Wilson, will to Robert Porter my best girl friend, whoever she may be at the end of the year. Dave Young, leave with great hopes for the future. Tom Young, leave my ability to go to Teen Town every Saturday night and enjoy it to Dallas Johnson.

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A new dance sensation entitled 'Loose LIZZY RAYBURN and her Gallopin' Gals, composed of LINDA RUSSELL, JUANITA OSBORNE, LUCILLE OSTEEN, KAY REYNOLDS, DIANA SCHMIDT, NANCY BARKER, BENETTA DUNTON, fand of course Loose Lizziej has just made its debut performance at Diamond JIM DOBBS' Joint. They tripped across the stage to the mean sounds of the great little band led by FREDA GOODE and her two- timin'-trombone. The renowned music critic, DREW TAYLOR, simply stated, ZonkI The local order of Gossipers Anonymous held their last convention at the CHARLES I ONES Towers a week ago. The banquet turned into a last minute brawl when MERRY WAYNE simply said in a low tone that BETTY GRISSOM's moon stock was being sold for exorbitant prices. Among those injured were: JACKIE JOHNSTONE, CAROL SCI-IMITZ and CATHY CONROY. They were carried out in grand style by REBECCA BOWDEN and ELIZABETH FORD of the JIM SMITH and NICKEY XYNIDES Ambulance Service. The riot was finally broken up by St. Augustine's way out Police Department led by EDDIE CALHOUN and BING GIBBS. Action photographers LEWIS CAPALLIA and LAMAR WILr SON were sent to the scene by SISSY CASTO to take sneaky pictures for her magazine, All Is Not Well With The World, published by BET'I'Y BUSH. Some of the guys who used to work in the food stores, RAYMOND CLARK, JERRY BEXLEY, JIMMY TAYLOR, DEMPSEY CORBETT, WAYNE TOWLES and JOHN SUTTON never quite got over shoving things into bags. They now work at the MART-HA HERRING and BETH LAWTON Home for the Aged, feeding them. MARVIN MILLS went into the Septic Tank business with his father and GENE TAY- LOR. They manufacture the new above-ground see-through tanks invented by ARTHUR WILLIAMS and JIM SCHIVER. Last week General BILL WALL called a hush-hush security meeting concerning Naval Commander RONDALD COLEMAN, who was feeling insecure . . . something about a hole in his battleship. All the top flight executives were there, among them LINDA AL- BRITTON, congresswoman, GUILDA CREWS, pencil sharpener, Seaman 3rd Class CHRIS LANGE who found the leak, SANDRA ELLIS, guest, GEORGIA ANN KNOBLOCH, deep thinker, and BARBARA WOLVEN, deepest thinker. The Society for the Preservation and Study of Inner Humanity has just opened a branch office in the vicinity. COOKIE MORROW heads the heart department, LINDA LEWIS, small intestine, JEAN HUNTER, large intestine. ALVIN HURST, renowned effi- ciency expert, has been brought in to study the last two departments. Alvin says, Why the devil do we need two intestines, anyway'? MICHAEL CULBRETH and ADRIAN HAY are in the gall bladder department. PAT DUNTON and MARIANNE WHARFF work to- gether in the liver department. They were chosen for this job because of their ability to quiver with the liver. The most outstanding scientific statement of the year was made by archeologist LINK KILLEBREW, when she said while examining a skull, Dr. Kraan, I presume? It must be explained here that Dr. ASHLEY KRAAN and his expedition composed of LYNN KEPHART, noted water-carrier, ROBERT HENUBER, scout, SAMMY NORTH, vine clipper and SANDRA KUMMER who went along practicing for her. upcoming role as Sheena, Queen of the Jungle, disappeared while on their trip into tue Amazon region. CLAIR COLLINS and MARY .PHIPPS recently tied in the Miss America contest. They tied the ribbon on the winner and then tied one on, themselves. The event was judged by JOE FORBES, BILL FOX and JOEY GAUSE, who all agreed it was a good tie. RANDY SCANLIN awarded the prize of one week's vacation in Sing Sing.