St Andrews School - Criss Cross Yearbook (Middletown, DE)

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CLASS PRCDPHESY In the year 1991 at the Long Island estate of Mr Davrd Shrelds Esq gathered the St Andrew s class of 1959 The occasron tor the reunron was the celebratron of Shrelds berng named Presrdent of the newly merged Pennsylxanra New York New Haxen Hartford Central and Delaware Rarlroad Corporatron Parked rn the curxrng mrle long drrxeway of the 4231Vv acre estate was the most awe rnsprrrng array of cars ex er seen assembled together The badly dented Ford Thunderbrrd belonged to one Tom Marshall who had achreved great fame rn the entertarnment world He bought out U P A s rrghts to The Near Srghted Mr Magoo and doubled the popularrty of thrs cartoon character by changrng Mr Magoos face to resemble a portrart of Tom done by ace cartoonrst Phrl Gorran creator of The Lrttlest Spook Behrnd the banged up T Brrd was the armor plated Rolls Royce lrmousrne of Under world Mob Krng Peter the Gent yon Starck Hrs heayrly armed bodyguard chauffeur Dennrs Sweeney mrssed all the festryrtres rn the palacral mansron whrlc he stood guard over the mobrle arsenal He drdnt mrss all the fun though for he rncl Shrelds elab orately festooned butler Brll Helm became engaged rn a fast game of crap Helm was so slerght of hand and played so deceptrvely that he soon fleeccd Sweeney completely and left the dumfounded loser srttrng rn the drrxe babblrng to hrrnself Ran Marshall Ed McCabe Rob Crarghrll and Drck Barron were the dm ers of the four car Coryette team just returned from capturrng hands down the last four places at Sebrrng They drdn t stay long as therr boss had been searchrng for them ex er srnce therr drsappearance after therr rgnomrnous defeat Cousrn Hunter Harrrs sent hrs best regards through hrs rrght and left hand men Wee Wrlly Grubb and that lrttle clear Walt Phrllrps Seems that the Feds frnally caught Harrrs and were holdrng hrm for runnrng a charn of strlls deep rn the back hrlls of Kentucky Hrs representatrves used to the hard lrquors they brew ed and unaccustomed to the mrld sprrrts serxed proceeded to consume all the alcohol at hand Thrs greatly from one of the eley en low hangrng chandelrers banged rt on the heads of unsuspectrng guests below Rem Barnard seerng hrs cohort cavortrng so gleefully grabbed hrs own bottle and followed surt Thrs near rrot brought bouncers Dave Hrndle and ex lrfeguard Bob Seddon to the scene Wrth therr ears flapprng rn the breeze created by the swrngrng chandelrers the two brutes strode rnto actron and deposrted the two vrolently protestrng acrobats on the outsrde of the massrye electrrcally operated rron gates Suddenly all eyes turned as Brother Domrnrck peeled rubber from the trres of hrs Mercedes Benz SOOSL as he raced up the drryeway Thrs rotund Monk from St Cuth berts Monastery recognrzed as Mose Prrce qurckly became rm oly ed rn a heated drscus sron of the merrts of Chrrstranrty as opposed to those of the ewrsh Relrgron wrth Adams Followrng rn the dust of the Mercedes came Speed Krng Grady on hrs yet black Harley Motorcycle rm began hrs trrp to the reunron at Bermuda wrth Art Haycock However after the two reached the States and had unloaded the cycle from the tramp steamer that brought them oy er Grady roared off rnto the drstance rn an enormous cloud of black smoke completely forgettrng Art rn hrs lust for speed A gala floor show was staged for all those who werent too rnebrrated to watch rt A wrestlrng rrng had been constructed rn the center of the mam ballroom Here a tag team consrstrng of Wrldman Van Valkenburgh and Errc the Ape Godshalk almost oblrterated the team of One Muscle Russell Chesney and The Holy Man Coley Brown Ben Powell had acted as bookre for all those who wrshed to bet on the match and used the fog surroundrng the rrng to cover up hrs get away wrth the money When aeger and Jones learned they had been swrnclled of therr hard earned cash they flew rnto an uncontrollable rage Usrng the muscles they had developed durrng long hours at Muscle Beach they led the search for Powell ones howeyer found Shrelds latest rssue of Playboy and forgettrng hrs rage dropped out of the manhunt to read hrs fayor rte magazrne The rest of the paclc went screamrng out of the mansron towards the slowly rrsrng sun Some sly sleuth had found a trarl of corns whrch had undoubtedly drop ed out of the fleerng Powells pocket and the whole mob tore off after hrm Shrelds sadly sank rnto hrs far orrte easy charr and slowly surx eyed the scene presented by hrs prllaged mansron He sery quretly settled rnto a well earned sleep as the rest of the world began to get up and one of hrs trams hooted far off rn the drstance 7 , 1 A A I ' ly l A V I ,I V I 1 V ra V 1 1 3 K ' ' v' ' , ' r v 6 ' a 'L -' I ' r A . , ' 7 - - ' ,. - 1 , 1- ' ' . . 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