St Aloysius High School - Aloysian Yearbook (Jersey City, NJ)

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WH!-lT WIJULD HAPPEN IF - Somebody called McCarthy Francis? The Seniors did English homework? Paul McKenna stopped being funny? Ioe McFarland gave up helping the missions? I. P. Kelly didn't say Pardon ? Kenney and Kraus missed a contest? There was silence after the noon bell rang? Sr. Pauline stopped being as swell as she is? Sis Moeller didn't blush? Clair Sidler kept silent in History class? The Senior boys didn't say lim Dandy ? Regina Iarmicki lost the keys to the radio? Everybody said that Sr. Helen Edward's Latin tests are easy? Father Duffy neglected to look after his boys and girls ? The Seniors, or anyone, never used a trot? Sr. Gertrude Iose forgot to say Take out a sheet of paper ? The underclassmen realized that the teachers are right when they say You'1l regret lost hours when you're a Senior ? Anne Callahan lost her temper? Tom Muldoon forgot his atomic theory? There wasn't a barrage of questions in Chemistry class? Betz did NOT get blamed when something happened? Francis McCarthy gave up his iob of treasurer? All the students stopped drinking Frosteds ? The Seniors agreed on their favorite orchestra? Nobody did homework before class began? Somebody didn't borrow Sr. Anita Therese's typewriter? We hadn't had Mr. Broderick to direct our plays? The school artists stopped drawing those swell posters? Somebody didn't frame Hook O'Connor in English class? Ioe McFarland and Ray Kraus exchanged books before going home? 'I' H Ii 1933 Page Sixty

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In New York City, a small suburb of Hoboken, Kathryn Haubert and Dorothy Donnelly, both correspondents of Iersey City Gazette, tied for the first place in a typing contest yesterday, each having typed 249 words per minute, which score broke the former world record by 37 words. It is rumored that Congresswomen Margaret Moeller and Virginia Kennedy will attempt to rush their bill, which provides for the installa- tion of one tank of tropical fish in every American home, through Congress in the closing moments of this session, next Thursday. This bill is said to have the full support of Speaker of the House, Alice Kenney. Vivian Quinn scored a scoop in Science News this week, when she broke the news that Professor I. Fergus McFarland, B. S.. of Aloysia College has discovered a new planet which he has given the appellation, Vena Cava . Miss Quinn received this advance news through the aid of her friend, Helen White, secretary of the college. The Universal Club , a new enterprise sponsored by Thomas Sheehan, cinema magnate, opens tomorrow under the management of Marion Behnke and Teresa Gallagher. Among the celebrities expected at its Grand Opening ceremonies are Midge McLaughlin, star of the stage play. Wallis Regina : Mary Donovan, whose column, 'Tips on Temperance', in the Iersey Times has aided many: and Thomas F. X. O'Connor, President of Western Tele- graph, Inc. A feature of the show will be the dance team, Batho and Waters, who are booked for an exhibition of the latest craze. 'The Large Pome'. Now that I have completed the news section of my broadcast, allow me to suggest several good television programs of the week. There is, to begin with, the Tux Radio Theatre with Hollywood's greatest producer, George Cooney. The play tomorrow evening is to be the drama, 'Darkness', by Peggy Trodd and Peggy Quirk. The stars of the evening will be Edward Kenney, Marion O'Neill,.Robert Schroll, and Virginia Murphy. There will also be a guest appearance by Margaret Sherwood, fashion expert oi Schiaparelli, Inc. Tuesday evening we shall hear Bing Kraus' Daft Music Hall, announced by Ray Betz, with that home-spun philosopher I. P. Kelly, whose poem, 'On a Thumb-Tack', was wildly acclaimed by the citizens of Laurel Hill, Bing's special guest will be Tom Boyd, whose recent invention of the Geriometer, a new musical instrument which is a cross between a clarinet, piano, and drums, startled the world. Music will be supplied by Moo Mc- Cartin's 'Snazz' orchestra, with Miriam Downey as vocalist. On Wednesday evening, Anne Lefkowitz goes on the air for her five-hundreth consecutive broadcast. Anne is the star of the Movie Prevues series and has given an admirable account of herself in the past. George Martin, Editor of the magazine 'Audiet', will present her with the Award of Merit given by that magazine for the improvement of radio. AIAIYSIAN Page Fifty nine

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