St Albans School - Albanian Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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ALBANIAN STAFF Editor . Biographies . Cartoonists . Photography Editor . Features Editor Sports Editor . Factoti 'Brags' Chancello r... . Custodian of the Works . Editoris Best Friend . Senior Doorman . Legal Assistant Fifth Form Representatives Second Form Representatives Business Manager . Business Assistants Adviser . JAMES MATHER WHITEHEAD PETER BRECKENRIDGE DOVE LEON CHATELAIN, III DAVID GELSTON NICHOLS, JR. JAMES WILLIAM HOLTMAN LYON KENNETH PAUL MORSE CHRISTIAN Sl-IERWOOD WHITE DONALD LEITH SYMINGTON THOMAS MARSHALL COOPER ANDREW CHALKLEY KITTLER WILLIAM TAPLEY BENNETT, III PETER ROGERS PETER BROWN ROSENBAUM BRACKLEY DICKINSON SHAW WILLIAM SWINTON STEELE, JR. UTHAI VINCENT WILCOX DAVID ANDREW WHITING LAWRENCE JOHN WILNER ALAN PAXTON BEALL JOHN GORDON DECKER ALAN PEMBERTON HENRY RICHARD JONATHAN TEMKO THOMAS HENRY REYNOLDS, JR. ROBERT STEVEN HARDING HAROLD MCCOMB HOBART, JR. JOHN BEVERLY PAULSON WALTER HORTON SCHOELLKOPF, I CHARLES MCKINLEY SALTZMAN, I -160-

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Adviser: Jay, hand me that proofsheet please. Editor: I canit. It was on the typewriter that Reggie threw out the window. Adviser: How many times have I told you that we can't afford any more typewriters. Business Manager: Ah, we're already so far in the hole that it won't make any difference. I'll just send Chatelain down to the terrace to pick up the pieces, and he can get the proofsheet. Editor: Lee's not here: he went downstairs to get a drink of water about an hour ago. Speaking about downstairs, Chris: will you go over to the kitchen and get my left shoe? It has most of the missing pages in it, I think. Features Editor: Lord, Jay! I've just now got to work. Do I have to find your head for you? Adviser: I have here in my hand the Annual Award for the Most Noise and Least Work. It gives me great pleasure, Chris, to present it to you. Hardaway, I think that you should go home now: your mother will be calling any moment. Chief Flunky: Well, gee, sir, I thought I'd work till dawn with you guys. Adviser: No, Bob. You can stay up all night next year. Business Manager: Sir, what happens if we don't H11 those last two pages with ads? Adviser: Well, now, Tom, on Friday there will be a new Hag up the pole: it will have red hair and be christened Tommy Segator. Features Editor: Maybe we could run a two-page spread on that picture of a sheep. Adviser: Why do you boys insist on leaving out commas? I'm sure you do it just to irritate me. If you were in my class, you'd learn that I go by the book-any book. Features Editor: I can stand anything but that insane mumbling from the corner. Adviser: Hardaway, go home! Chief Flunky: I'm going now, sir: sir, do you know any German? Adviser: Sure: ich streike ein dudelzachy. It's the only sentence in German worth knowing: it means I'm knitting a bagpipe. Mark, this is an excellent review-first class. Editor: fsobbingj Sir, you never say that to me any more. Adviser: Jay, you were hired to administer, not to write. If I wanted a writer, I'd hire one. Editor: Well, if the ALBANIAN doesn't come out this year, at least we have the Gloria tower to look at. -159W

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Table of Contents 1 Dedication 3 Faculty 5 Student Leaders INDEX Formal Dance Committee 97 Tea Dance Committee 97 ALBANIAN 98 GYRE 99 Flag Raisers 99 Chimes Ringers 99 Athletic Review 72-73 Prefects 10 Student Council 11 Vestry 12 Seniors Biographies 16-60 U nderclassmen Form V 62-63 Form IV 64 Form III 65 Academics 68-70 Athletics Varsity Football 74-75 Junior Varsity Football 76 130-120 Pound Football 77 Cross Country 78 Varsity Wrestling 80-81 Varsity Basketball 82-83 Varsity Soccer 84-85 Junior Varsity Soccer 86 Junior Varsity Basketball 86 Gymnastics 87 Varsity Baseball 88 Varsity Track 89 Varsity Tennis 90 Junior Varsity Tennis 91 Junior Varsity Baseball 91 Independent Schools Wrestling Tournament 92 Activities Government Class 94 'News' 96 Glee Club 100 Choir 101 Crucifers 101 Drama Club 102 Religious C1ub 103 Cathedral Servers 103 Assembly 104 Cycle Club 105 Chess Club 106 Cheerleaders 106 Lower School Form II 108-109 Lower School Prefects 110 Form I 111 Form A 112 Form B 113 Form C 114 Lower School Glee Club 115 Baby Blue Football 116 Baby Blue Basketball 117 Baby Blue Baseball 118 100-Pound Football 119 85-Pound Football 119 First Form Basketball 120 Tennis 121 Form II Soccer 121 Blue-White Wrestling Tournament 122 Intramural Football 123 Form I Soccer 123 Features 126-130 Adverti 5er5 131-158 Staff of THE ALBANIAN 160 Index 161 The Living End 162