St Albans School - Albanian Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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Adviser: Jay, hand me that proofsheet please. Editor: I canit. It was on the typewriter that Reggie threw out the window. Adviser: How many times have I told you that we can't afford any more typewriters. Business Manager: Ah, we're already so far in the hole that it won't make any difference. I'll just send Chatelain down to the terrace to pick up the pieces, and he can get the proofsheet. Editor: Lee's not here: he went downstairs to get a drink of water about an hour ago. Speaking about downstairs, Chris: will you go over to the kitchen and get my left shoe? It has most of the missing pages in it, I think. Features Editor: Lord, Jay! I've just now got to work. Do I have to find your head for you? Adviser: I have here in my hand the Annual Award for the Most Noise and Least Work. It gives me great pleasure, Chris, to present it to you. Hardaway, I think that you should go home now: your mother will be calling any moment. Chief Flunky: Well, gee, sir, I thought I'd work till dawn with you guys. Adviser: No, Bob. You can stay up all night next year. Business Manager: Sir, what happens if we don't H11 those last two pages with ads? Adviser: Well, now, Tom, on Friday there will be a new Hag up the pole: it will have red hair and be christened Tommy Segator. Features Editor: Maybe we could run a two-page spread on that picture of a sheep. Adviser: Why do you boys insist on leaving out commas? I'm sure you do it just to irritate me. If you were in my class, you'd learn that I go by the book-any book. Features Editor: I can stand anything but that insane mumbling from the corner. Adviser: Hardaway, go home! Chief Flunky: I'm going now, sir: sir, do you know any German? Adviser: Sure: ich streike ein dudelzachy. It's the only sentence in German worth knowing: it means I'm knitting a bagpipe. Mark, this is an excellent review-first class. Editor: fsobbingj Sir, you never say that to me any more. Adviser: Jay, you were hired to administer, not to write. If I wanted a writer, I'd hire one. Editor: Well, if the ALBANIAN doesn't come out this year, at least we have the Gloria tower to look at. -159W

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Contribute Qenemiisiy to your Red Cross and United Fund! With the best wishes of di friend of the Class of 1963

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ALBANIAN STAFF Editor . Biographies . Cartoonists . Photography Editor . Features Editor Sports Editor . Factoti 'Brags' Chancello r... . Custodian of the Works . Editoris Best Friend . Senior Doorman . Legal Assistant Fifth Form Representatives Second Form Representatives Business Manager . Business Assistants Adviser . JAMES MATHER WHITEHEAD PETER BRECKENRIDGE DOVE LEON CHATELAIN, III DAVID GELSTON NICHOLS, JR. JAMES WILLIAM HOLTMAN LYON KENNETH PAUL MORSE CHRISTIAN Sl-IERWOOD WHITE DONALD LEITH SYMINGTON THOMAS MARSHALL COOPER ANDREW CHALKLEY KITTLER WILLIAM TAPLEY BENNETT, III PETER ROGERS PETER BROWN ROSENBAUM BRACKLEY DICKINSON SHAW WILLIAM SWINTON STEELE, JR. UTHAI VINCENT WILCOX DAVID ANDREW WHITING LAWRENCE JOHN WILNER ALAN PAXTON BEALL JOHN GORDON DECKER ALAN PEMBERTON HENRY RICHARD JONATHAN TEMKO THOMAS HENRY REYNOLDS, JR. ROBERT STEVEN HARDING HAROLD MCCOMB HOBART, JR. JOHN BEVERLY PAULSON WALTER HORTON SCHOELLKOPF, I CHARLES MCKINLEY SALTZMAN, I -160-