St Albans School - Albanian Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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MILLER Born m Alaska he broke off on a prece of 1ce and floated to Hawa11 He cre ated a sensatton as the tslands first soccer play1ng moose Often accused of lostng h1s ha1r he sald he gave lt to Rrckx Star' D1ed when he lost h1s drrver s Ilcense 1n the ocean MONKS Appeared one day on the cover of Dude was dlscovered by producer C Mar un r Becomlng a top star m Hollywood he retlred to become part of the Howdy Doody show NORDLINGER A born sc1ent1st Bob breezed through chemxstry at St Albans and went on to college where he graduated magna cum sclentza became enthralled w1th cars and was 5 tlmes wmner of the Indlanapolts 500 In h1s sxxth attempt h1s Ford went 1nto orb1t and h1s last words were three cheers for the mckel Peps1 machme PAIGE Descendmg from above he landed m a cup of w1ne He developed a great taste for the Cathedral Becommg the permanent an gel he remamed for ten years untll sproutmg wmgs and rlsmg from among us PRITCHARD D1scovered m Fort Knox by the Army after an atomlc test he came East pur sued by the men IH green Took up dxsgulse as a Fuzz Artxst and l1ved 1n an apartment over Ann s kltchen Went to West Pomt but left when he falled r1He hftmg test REESE Created by Anheuser Busch for pur poses of demonstrat1on but left plant to jom StA football team Dwelt ln Outer Mary land and wheeled to Dxstrlct da1ly Twenty mmutes late to school one morn1ng he was sent home m the snow and hasn t been seen smce It IS suspected that at the age of mne teen he marrled a lovely lass RESTON Born ln Scotland he gamed early fame as StAs Nozzle supreme Mlgratlng to North Carolma under the ausptces of the New York Tzmes ran 1nto dlflicultles due o loss of h1s ghost wr1ter He passed on 1n a soccer game when he was trampled whxle studymg the gtrls ln the crowd RUFF Entered lxfe wxth a Pepsodent smlle and never stopped sm1l1ng fooled teachers 1n hxgh school who thought he was laughmg at thexr jokes fooled teachers rn college who thought 125 CHEVY CHASE CHEVROLET 7725 WISCONSIN AVENUE BETHESDA CHEVY CHASE .1 an Sr mgfh oe! INSTITUTIONAL SUPPLIERS OF FINE FROZEN ANU OANNEO FOODS JE DYER 6' CO DIVISION or L H PARKE CO 'A' WASHINGTON DC ir FEderal 3 3800 IIE BELSSU 5 Incorporated Establlshed T850 350 D STREET S W D+ +7 95 H I , . . , , . . . , . . M . 0 J ' ' I , .T - a For 20 Ye'rs Selling ' Cl d .0 vie' I evr l s 77 - . . , 3 , . . , . . . , I c . ' fl X . . . ,, i . , . wk ir ' . 3330 M STREET, N.W. . ' ' , . . . . . it iv 7 n W - , - if ' 77 ' . ' , . . , . . - . . 1 I , , , , n - 1 1 , T . U 0 0 . . - 1 . . 7 . . . T ' C! ' 77 ' . . . , . . n- I I I Is ric -09 5 5

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ldflflg vate, slew, 4845 Massachusetts Avenue, NW Kellogg 7 1717 HISEH THEATRE OL 24848 8 Ol 20105 AND BIJWLINE ALLEY BETHESDA MARYLAND H L UST COMPANY REAL ESTATE LOANS INSURANCE NAhonal 8 8100 1001 FIFTEENTH STREET NW WASHINGTON D C all hls hfe became wrestlmg champlon of Wlnchester County as well as best lxked farm er Marrled Darlm Cosey but dxed IH pov erty when the prxce of fertlhzer doubled LEA Born 1n a baby grand crawled out and began to play he became qurte good came to St Albans and lmmedlately sxgned to play for talent show was put on televtsxon as Washxngton s answer to Lxberace Deed when he dlscovered hrs trxp to England 1n the sum mer of 58 was only a figment of hrs 1mag1 natxon LYMAN umped out of Ray Charles sax he landed on a basketball court where he led the basketball team to several v1ctor1es R tlred to Newport where he dled of frustratlon when he found out he couldn t dunk lf LYNN Came to earth ln a snowstorm trled h1s luck w1th women found xt no sweat and took up football Opponents found htm hard as bone and gave up trymg to get past hlm Took F1fth Form Sacred Studles and hked If so much he took It agam and agam Left school 1n h1s blue uar headed for Sebrmg but melted on h1s way South MCPECK Born saymg the best thlngs come 1n small packages and spent rest of life try1ng to prove If After graduatxon from college bought controllxng mterest 1n Brooks Broth ers sh1rts and crew neck sweaters Marrled New England college g1rl but dled saymg That makes me mad when II became the style not to be preppy MEEHAN Found 1n a clothesbasket on Massa chusetts Avenue IH front of the Korean Em bassy After a dlspute between Chma and Korea he was adopted by a certam Korean woman named Wong In 1951 he was the cause of the Korean War Fled to apan where he became a rxce merchant MERCHANT Descended from heaven and found St Albans best place to get earthly educatlon Became mxssxonary to Canada and hked It so much he declded to stay and make h1s home there Spent later hfe pondering over some of Mr McK1nley s sayings took hnal voyage to Afrlca where he met Dr Stanley and dls appeared whxle trymg to tell the natrves that God dxslxkes canmballsm 7 0 . . , . . . , - ' 7 7 7 7 I I . , . . - 7 . . . J 7 7 7 . C- . , - A 7 YC ' 77 1 Q ' ' QQ 77 7 i Y . . . . 9 1 ' . . , . 7 7 . Q D ' ' - 7 QQ 77 ' 7 ' 9 . , . , . . ' 1 I p 7 - x l . . . .

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