St Albans School - Albanian Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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Hlss He grew taller taller and taller but he didn t put on any weight One day he went to Sixth Form Room and was accidentally mistaken for a pool cue Drove South one spring with a fanatic from Hawaii Was lost 1n the crowd near the Elbow Room when he turned sideways Was declared missing and never seen again ONAS Born on a mountaintop in Carolina developed bird characteristics at an early age grew to be a powerful athlete until Maryland defeated Carolina Resistance was immedlate ly Hattened under certain influences and he foamed away KEAR Born holding a slide rule and became proflcient at using it graduated to more dxf hcult problems decided to help Sam teach physics with the aid of Nordlmger perma nently banned from Close when he ran over Cathedral guard died of embarrassment when Canon Martin out dragged him KING Born at a beer party thought that it was a good way to begin life and dedicated him self to giving beer parties He began after Landon game and continued on through col lege and in his early adult years He was never fully appreciated and died of grief KLINE Born as a result of amorous feelings between Hatfields and McCoys became at tached to the West Virginia hills lived there 123 Hts! lffzshes I0 Pfzcfz and Fvery Vlember 0 lfze GfdCiuIlfl71g' Clan ANDREWS OFFICE SUPPLY EQUIPMENT COMPANY 718 THIRTEENTH STREET NW I905 959 FIDELITY STORAGE MOTH PROOF STORAGE FOR RUGS IJRAPERIES AND OTHER WOOLENS RUG CLEANING 1420 u sneer N w 195 NOrth 7 3400 ent IAII ed V I ofN ti r!Fu mre War 111 A so Lal FIDELITY PROPERTIES N Property Management N0 th 7 8900 E+? Bo 1 9 . , . , 7 , ,. , J 1 . . . 3 3 l . . 3 . - 1 I Ja - 3 . T ' 9 a a 7 , - , . . , , I during the 1984 prohibition. , . Y , 5 Y Q u 1 - Ag 0 i an ,ines, Inf. ,Ilelnbvr - a .UIII rnf 1 , eh: seine s s C' ion , I C. r - Member Washingfon Real s a e ard

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Complinzefzts of HUBERT INC CATEREBS WO R S T E D T E X NATURAL snoutnfn CLUTHING 108 A WILNER 8: 00 CUSTOM TAILORS SINCE 1897 801 14th STREET NW EX 3 7474 MANHATTAN IMPORTED cus NORTHWEST 7fI1 and R STS N W HO 2 7000 NORTHEAST 1345 FLA AVE NE 3 2500 BETHESDA 7701 WISCONSIN AVE 2 6432 ALEXANDRIA 1810 KING STREET 8 6345 FAIRFAX Rf 29 211 Meir field 4 8200 Fred Astaire's Dancing Groupg was thrown out because too many of his partners suffered injuries. He was assassinated at a St. Albans prom when he accidentally maimed one of the Boys GORE-Decanted, entered world to be stereo- typed Princeton conservative. Wandered into Brooks Brothers and spent all his money earned liftlng crates at Security Storage on tres He had a nervous breakdown when he was almost killed by Monkss motorcycle at Kings party Discovered that a student at Maryland University had more ties h couldn t face Mr Davis so he left school GRANT Adopted son of Hank Wllll3mS was soon disowned by Ol Hank who was too busy writing music to pay attention to his son Wandered onto St Albans football field and was signed up by aspiring football coach Led the Whales to undisputed champion ship of the mtramurals Died of starvation when he fasted one Sunday GREEN Found by a Scoutmaster at Valley Forge became an Eagle Scout when he helped an old lady across the street Started to play with little trams set up a new locomotive wlth a stereophomc whistle It failed and he never recovered His health broke when he came across an old lady who didn t want to go across the street he finally collapsed when he forgot to do his good deed for the day HARTMAN A hybrid species discovered St Al bans while following a flock of birds Found a challenge overcame it and went to Wil liams He nearly failed zoology but gradu ated and was sent to a South Sea island in search of a rare wild bird found it was a sparrow and gave up life in disgust HAWES A quiet lad from Rhode Island he de veloped his vocal system in secret Screamed accidentally one day when making a goal n Third Form liked what he heard and kept making noises Continued to display his for ensic powers at Government Class Set a record when he jabbered incoherently for 50 minutes straight He finally passed a bill and was so excited he lost his equilibrium on the way home in the car Found on the pavement next day still screaming , . . . ' 9 ., . . . .3 e , . . , . - .. , 1 1 , Q! 77 ' 5 , . N . . Q . - 3 ' 3 'lm 3 - . .,. ' - I I . . . .' 1 is H' n , T 9 9 ..iT i , ' 5 5 . . i 7 ' ,' - . Ll.. ' ' - .OL.- - - KI.- -. -, i JE.- - -122-

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ldflflg vate, slew, 4845 Massachusetts Avenue, NW Kellogg 7 1717 HISEH THEATRE OL 24848 8 Ol 20105 AND BIJWLINE ALLEY BETHESDA MARYLAND H L UST COMPANY REAL ESTATE LOANS INSURANCE NAhonal 8 8100 1001 FIFTEENTH STREET NW WASHINGTON D C all hls hfe became wrestlmg champlon of Wlnchester County as well as best lxked farm er Marrled Darlm Cosey but dxed IH pov erty when the prxce of fertlhzer doubled LEA Born 1n a baby grand crawled out and began to play he became qurte good came to St Albans and lmmedlately sxgned to play for talent show was put on televtsxon as Washxngton s answer to Lxberace Deed when he dlscovered hrs trxp to England 1n the sum mer of 58 was only a figment of hrs 1mag1 natxon LYMAN umped out of Ray Charles sax he landed on a basketball court where he led the basketball team to several v1ctor1es R tlred to Newport where he dled of frustratlon when he found out he couldn t dunk lf LYNN Came to earth ln a snowstorm trled h1s luck w1th women found xt no sweat and took up football Opponents found htm hard as bone and gave up trymg to get past hlm Took F1fth Form Sacred Studles and hked If so much he took It agam and agam Left school 1n h1s blue uar headed for Sebrmg but melted on h1s way South MCPECK Born saymg the best thlngs come 1n small packages and spent rest of life try1ng to prove If After graduatxon from college bought controllxng mterest 1n Brooks Broth ers sh1rts and crew neck sweaters Marrled New England college g1rl but dled saymg That makes me mad when II became the style not to be preppy MEEHAN Found 1n a clothesbasket on Massa chusetts Avenue IH front of the Korean Em bassy After a dlspute between Chma and Korea he was adopted by a certam Korean woman named Wong In 1951 he was the cause of the Korean War Fled to apan where he became a rxce merchant MERCHANT Descended from heaven and found St Albans best place to get earthly educatlon Became mxssxonary to Canada and hked It so much he declded to stay and make h1s home there Spent later hfe pondering over some of Mr McK1nley s sayings took hnal voyage to Afrlca where he met Dr Stanley and dls appeared whxle trymg to tell the natrves that God dxslxkes canmballsm 7 0 . . , . . . , - ' 7 7 7 7 I I . , . . - 7 . . . J 7 7 7 . C- . , - A 7 YC ' 77 1 Q ' ' QQ 77 7 i Y . . . . 9 1 ' . . , . 7 7 . Q D ' ' - 7 QQ 77 ' 7 ' 9 . , . , . . ' 1 I p 7 - x l . . . .