St Albans School - Albanian Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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for bubble machlne exhausted from blow1ng bubbles all mght dled exclalmmg D15 IS the best band 1n de land CLIFT Born 1n the S1xth Form Room prov1ng the old saw Home IS where the heart IS and from there progressed to Henderson Fneld where he broke all exlstxng records for the 100 yard dash Returned to Rodman Street at early age to smoke Kents and med1 tate on how he lost the 100 yard dash at the Moscow Olympxcs COULTER Immednately after graduatlon flnes to Moscow expelled from party for scowl1ng more convmcmgly than Comrade Krushchev last seen ln South Amerlcan forest followmg bxrd llke calls Ends R1ma trxes to use her nds up marrymg Cla Cla DAVI ON Was born wxth a steerxng wheel 1n hls hand It was attached to a 53 Chevy sta tlon wagon He declded at an early age that stalled a Bermuda Bell and used hxs car to peddle h1s beverages luke the Good Humor man He dled suddenly when he ran out 0 merchanchse and had to turn 1n hns bell DELORIA Born as successor to Slttlng Bull he was sentenced to reservanon hfe after he ex h1b1ted a greater love for the sax than the tomahawk He was 1mmorta11zecl nn the eplc Lxttle Red Sambo and escaped to New England settlng h1s tepee on the banks of Walden Pond He ret1red to 11ve as a l1v1ng wooden Indlan DENBO Born nn a pool room entered S A1 bans ln order to use S1xth Form f3C1l1f1CS He graduated wxth honors and pool champxon shxp He entered adult lxfe a b1t late and never quxte caught up He dled of shame when he found that he could not produce trxple smoke rmgs DICKEY-Created as an Army experlment he was very happy and declded to Joln the Army when of age He became of age jomed the Army dlscovered It was not so good spent all hxs free tnme m hxs apartm nt and was C13.SSlH6Cl mxsslng 1n actlon when he never re turned from a scoutmg m1ss1on to the Hllltop DUSENBURY Born xn the front end ofa Volks wagon Ran away at an early age to 10111 121 OLR CLASSIC LOOK FEATURING Natural shouldered sults Also sport coats trum slacks Button down Oxford shlrts Rep neckwear Blue blazers ARTHUR A ADLER 1 is 575 822 I5+h Street N W Q I8 353 Washington D C LAUNDERERS DRY CLEANERS Olfl QPJ SINCE 1885 STe I ng 3 8866 8 2492 Compliments of OXYG E N Company COMPRESSED GAS MANUFACTURERS 2900 SZND STREET BLADENSBURG MD , .7 . . H . . 1 ' 7 7 ' 77 T - 1 , Q E ee - - 77 - , , 9 - I ' NA iona -4 - . - - - NA iuna -3 ' . - - E . 5 . . , . ' 3 9 3 e ' - . 7 K . , v . , . , . the way to be not1ced was to rod IE.. He ln- 437 NEW YORK AVE., N.W. ' C' ri . NA. - J. ' 1 - . . , ' ' tr 77 - ' QQ ' . 75 7 - ' g t. '- I ' . I U 9 Q 7 - , . . 7 5 3 9

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jl lel'l6LfALl0 jilllel' 3 FLOWERS FOR EVERY OCCASION WOodIey 64I55 EMerson 3 9713 L M HOLSINGER Prop 3236 WISCONSIN AVE N W WASHINGTON D C Bully Marhn s Qiatrnage ilauuse 'I238 Wlsconsm Ave Georgetown FOR RESERVATIONS CALL FE 3 5400 Trophnes Cups Pms A complete department dedrcaled to serving the particular needs of your school R HARRIS 6' CO .IEWELERS F AND ELEVENTH STREET NW AND WISCONSIN 6' WESTERN AVES CHEVY CHASE CENTER MD Who S Who AHRENS Born abroad deported to U S smuggled hxmself mto college forgot where h1s dorm was, returned to solace of Lxttle Sanctuary hlred as carhop by Hot Shoppes collapsed trymg to pronounce barbecue AMORY Born 1n New York and l1ved 1n Wash mgton but bred as a proper Bostonlan ac cepted at Harvard because he told the Dean that faculty l1v1ng condmons should be 1m proved eloped wlth chorus girl changed name to escape socxal cr1t1c1sm to Robert Amory I BARLOW Born a l1ttle boy m Cuyahoga Falls graduated a l1ttle boy from StA went back to Cuyahoga Falls to work as dlsc Jockey known as Blg Boppmg Barry he orgamzed a Mrlt Grant Fan Club dxed of shock when Republlcans were reelected BASS Born 1n the wxlds of New I-lampsh1re where he learned the art of sn1pe huntmg developed a tendency for talkmg as fast as possxble wxth as l1ttle thought behmd If as posslble In a snowstorm he met a sweet young thmg who drove h1m w11d wxlder than ever BEARD-Found next to a Gxllette razor but could not use rt for fourteen years went to North Carolma where he spent h1s txme try mg to pass home econom1cs went out 1n hfe declded If was too much trouble and retxred exclalmmg Maybe xt was more sweat than I thought BECHHOEFER Once upon a txme many years ago there ln ed a red hatred boy named Be k The l1ttle boy spent all h1s t1me constructmg a maze of h1f11 and stereo equipment ln hxs room One day he could not find h1s way out of the labyrmth and he lxved there hap pxly ever after CARR At age 35 returned to StA to execute coup detat took over dance comm1ttee found Tom Nelson and Bob Amory st1ll d1s mantlmg Ilghtmg equxpment from Fats Domlno dance hlred Lawrence Walk to play at Pubhcatxon Prom forgot to out rn plug 120 o 0 i , . .1 Ao 5 . , , Z . . , , ' ., . . . U 7 I ' , . . . . , , 5 I , . t 3 - . Q a - , - . . . . . , 9 - : u . . . . 1 9 Q 1 ,' S Q s . . U . , 9 77 ' - C . . . . . . . . . , . , . . 1 ' ' . 3 7 - - - - et va , . 1 , 7 .

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Complinzefzts of HUBERT INC CATEREBS WO R S T E D T E X NATURAL snoutnfn CLUTHING 108 A WILNER 8: 00 CUSTOM TAILORS SINCE 1897 801 14th STREET NW EX 3 7474 MANHATTAN IMPORTED cus NORTHWEST 7fI1 and R STS N W HO 2 7000 NORTHEAST 1345 FLA AVE NE 3 2500 BETHESDA 7701 WISCONSIN AVE 2 6432 ALEXANDRIA 1810 KING STREET 8 6345 FAIRFAX Rf 29 211 Meir field 4 8200 Fred Astaire's Dancing Groupg was thrown out because too many of his partners suffered injuries. He was assassinated at a St. Albans prom when he accidentally maimed one of the Boys GORE-Decanted, entered world to be stereo- typed Princeton conservative. Wandered into Brooks Brothers and spent all his money earned liftlng crates at Security Storage on tres He had a nervous breakdown when he was almost killed by Monkss motorcycle at Kings party Discovered that a student at Maryland University had more ties h couldn t face Mr Davis so he left school GRANT Adopted son of Hank Wllll3mS was soon disowned by Ol Hank who was too busy writing music to pay attention to his son Wandered onto St Albans football field and was signed up by aspiring football coach Led the Whales to undisputed champion ship of the mtramurals Died of starvation when he fasted one Sunday GREEN Found by a Scoutmaster at Valley Forge became an Eagle Scout when he helped an old lady across the street Started to play with little trams set up a new locomotive wlth a stereophomc whistle It failed and he never recovered His health broke when he came across an old lady who didn t want to go across the street he finally collapsed when he forgot to do his good deed for the day HARTMAN A hybrid species discovered St Al bans while following a flock of birds Found a challenge overcame it and went to Wil liams He nearly failed zoology but gradu ated and was sent to a South Sea island in search of a rare wild bird found it was a sparrow and gave up life in disgust HAWES A quiet lad from Rhode Island he de veloped his vocal system in secret Screamed accidentally one day when making a goal n Third Form liked what he heard and kept making noises Continued to display his for ensic powers at Government Class Set a record when he jabbered incoherently for 50 minutes straight He finally passed a bill and was so excited he lost his equilibrium on the way home in the car Found on the pavement next day still screaming , . . . ' 9 ., . . . .3 e , . . , . - .. , 1 1 , Q! 77 ' 5 , . N . . Q . - 3 ' 3 'lm 3 - . .,. ' - I I . . . .' 1 is H' n , T 9 9 ..iT i , ' 5 5 . . i 7 ' ,' - . Ll.. ' ' - .OL.- - - KI.- -. -, i JE.- - -122-