St Albans School - Albanian Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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QCLASS PROPHECY Contmuedj Good evenlng ladies and gentlemen thus rs Tyler Abell reporting the news late or otherwise lVarhmg ton As you know yesterday I exposed how President Price was elected to ofhce Today he called me and I quote an eul man I wlll not retract my charges San Francxsco An army ofhcer by the name of Galloway was detained on susplcron of attempting to smuggle a drug called No Do mto apan Charleston' Professor Dorsey fhls name was once Brrce but he had rt changed! Clagett Commande of the Natlonal Sons of the Confederacy has challenged Colonel Tom Brown Governor of the lately seceded state of Georgxa to a duel at daybreak Brown clarmed that Clagett was a descendant ot a step daughter of General Sherman Whmver emerges the vxctor wrll be the uncontested leader of the Raucous Rebel Resurgents The following rs a commercial Are you weak and unhealthy? Do you want to be strong and robust? Take the Conrad Atlas Course especxally formulated by Conrad worlds strongest man The radio was turned off A slight rustlmg followed by muffled groans was heard They looked around There crawlmg along the ground was a bedraggled figure Its nothmg II s nothing the hgure painfully choked out I just arrived smuggled on a fruit shrp from Italy Names Gervasr I was the leader of the revolutionaries but we were defeated defeated I suffered a breakdown went to a doctor but he was too ln need Name was Forster But rt was of no avail so I went to a psychlatrlst called Watson who had been nurtured on Marx and ye gods' hrs basement was full of subjects whom he referred to as cats Here I am today utterly desolate broken but I shall again wend my way toward my n1t1ve land Farewell' The poor man sighed the beachcomber My' The tide rs commg rn Hrgh time to go home Good bye The salesman watched hrs afternoon a quamtanCe saunter off He shook hrs head, and for the second tlme began 'o walk away Then through the dusk he glrmpsed a person approaching who seemed to be absorbed ln contem platron The newcomer spoke I beg your pardon I am Dr Davld Redfield Were you also attracted to this spot as rf by magnet1sm Many people have been I have dns covered after laborious study along with my colleague Professor Wrllram Fletcher who lately has branched out mto a new study that of supersonrc spheres that at one trme a prep school possubly named Sr Albans stood here Now I have undertaken another study and have come to the conclusion that you and I and all others who return here were once related rn some way Of course sun e the alteration of the earths surface no one rs able to remember or to know anythmg of the past as a cettarnty If I can deduce the matter any further I shall be glad to xnform you But the sun had set behlnd the hills and Salesman No 47 had no other mterest than to leave As the screntlst wandered away ln one direction he set off nr the o her at lust able to be on hrs way a ' , ' , -' . . .uh 1 . . Il , . ' ' - , , I , . . . . . ' . . n - 1 ' -I - . .- , Y . r , , . , . l YY ,, , . . A Y ' 7 ' , H y , K . . I U . . - , - ,- - , v . ,, . , ' , . . , . . . y , E , Y kindly, loved everybody, said he would help any poor being - - , , . , - , , Y . ., .f H A ff . , , . . . . . , . ,, . F . A n QQ a - . . ,. , Y , . , . . , : ' y l D' YS , . , . . - - I . ' . - .

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D Thomas Abell Gervasl Slsson Coleman Warner Clagett Bohart W x Sfhoen XX Donnelly E Hand Slave drxvers m chief Bnographles muddler Editor tn charge of filling out the lnaclc row In photographs Editor m charge of thlnlclng jobs and ntles for other edntors Features 'md humour factory Keeper of the Golden Elephant Sulnlect of many frlghtemng photo graphs Poetry edntor ltherc IS no poetry nn the ALBANIAN but there ns no reason why there shouldn t be a poetry cdttorl sports storms Also does car toons and hnographues Lousy Photographers Fmmgan N Fattah S Stenhouse l W Hubbell S Meader Nulsance Keeper of the curved ltnxfe Artxstes lCartoon1sts to youl Those who do a lot of work without 1slcmg for any credlt T Broome T B Cmrson I P Fnedlmder XV 'Vhrruott Wnclced one tooth W Hollingsworth Libby Pagster I Adxxser lgl Advisers lself appointed! NOTE The foregoing X 15 found hidden In 1 corner nl' the AIBANIAN locker shortly mfter the Edntor was taken to the Insane 'asylum Flaom 'ilvrdlu Colony Compan Iwtcd md llnlxstcd SLLLIIIULN Xlllfllll lm cstmcnt Irust Shues Ill? XX XNHIINC ION BLII DINC 1 7 I CUPE HAVER jill? s9ah0l'lQl'J all J EHQFGUQPJ 1521 CONNECTICUT AVE Telephone Mlchxgan 1200 1201 MORGllN THORNTON La Iolla, California .SQOIJJUIQGP ell all flfllzmen . . l Y l V -- - A V. ' ' ' . l M. . ' D. ' ' ' ' 1 D. . . U. ' ' ' ' ' W. , 5 ' . ' M. . l P. ' ' ' ' up v v. . . G. ' . Ja - J' - ' M' - . . ,. R. A, A K .. . . R, G. . . V. ' ' ' J. . . . ' J. R. R'lI l W, Brown Overseer in charge of rewriting The entire school V . ' 7. I7 V 1 . .t U . - 1 Z ' . . .-. ' . . 7 - .'-if - . z ' ' 1 , Q 2 I I VIE. -72 U Of'