St Albans School - Albanian Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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HOTEL STATLER WASHINGTON D C Those who tmd pleasure IH dnstmctlve appomtmermts ra cvous lwosputaluty courteous serylce superb tood ave c me to admrre l-lotel Statler llwetlter you vusrt u tor an eve meal oram cxtcmdcd stay ycuvvnll tltc Hn tel Statlcr perfectly sunted to your eyeryf taste , ' . . . g - fx- A lvl f A S ' ' ' f mug ol emtertaummertt . . . a time see, J 3 at u, 4 fr ' lutcl or 1 -4 , . .

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1984 A lone ftgure slowly trudged along a dusty road under a blazlng sun He stopped wnped hrs brow with a handker chxef and looked about htm The feeltng selzed hxm that he had been here before Memorles of the days of has youth of hrs dimly remembered frlends of a tame when he had hopes and aspxratnons before the terrtble convulsxons rocked the earth and left half of xt barren all flltted before his mlnd Now what was he Oliver I. Thornton? Salesman No 47 ln the Sunshme State Sales Co Wftth a stgh he began to walk agam But who was thus small eccentrtclooktng person ap 47 was accustomed to seelng strange people but thts was an extremely strange person who glanced furttvely over has shoulder wlth every step he Ah a human belng Its en couraglng to see you You don t know who I am but Im Leroy laccent on the last syllable please! Frledlander I was once educated but xt was no help so now I llve oll' the far of the land that IS I comb beaches Salesman No 47 found thus beachtomber a rather exub rant one At that moment a roar startled htm Don I Worry the bca h omber feassuffd hlfrl S only one of the annmals at the zoo a short dxstance from here run by a character called Bohart whom no one ever sees at daytxme Say what you wall I swea Ire seen htm at nxgnt proach1ng Salesman No took Suddenly he blurted animals are th only thxngs rn those cages One day a frult distributor naaaed Coleman statted laughlng along with the laughing hvena and all I know ts that now there are two hyenas m the cage And then youv no doubt heard of the stalwart hunter oe Dxttmar who dxsappeared one night xhxle huntxng bears Well the night he vannshed that zoo bought m a new bear Everyone takes ll for granted tts a bear but no ones ever exantned nt verv closely No sooner had he spoken the last word than a group of pollcemen app ared draggxng a forlorn man tn thetr mldst At the lnquxsmve glances of the salesman and the beachcomber one of the pollce hopped off hrs motor btke wrrh the name Kexser wrltten across tt and sand Thus bard has been srlrrmg up trouble for years You know htm the xndefatlgable orator Ralph Pagter who began wrth soap boxes and now has a huge following of weird people But we ve got the goods on hum now trted to overthrow the Government Brmg hum along I have not yet begun to faght' shouted the orator as he was hauled away Salesman No 47 suddenly noticed a large scroll tucked nn the beachcombers belt and inquired about II Oh thxs replied the beachcomber ns the hnanctal status of the worlds wealthlest men I luke to see whether they mak more money tn busmess than I beachcombmg So far Im ahead Look at tt for yourself Heres that Wall Street Emperor Tom Carson who has stated I only want to earn a lxttle money before the world IS destroyed He s been saying that for forty years and now hes a bllltonalre Then heres Wxllard Marriott Esq who owns a monopoly tn break the monopoly and Ma rnott saxd What do I care about the law halnt I got the power? I.ast theres that Kenneth Haynes the oll and ship magnate He speeds bv here nn 'als yacht the most luxurxous tn the world You ee wlae e the water IS there well I can remember when a Cnzzlplzlfzwzfs 0 SCHFEI E S NI-XRRET ll -'fume Mmm gd QMILLS 1 f socffwfe COHIIJ A fe AUTOMOTIVE QPUILQ WM BALLANTYNE 6 SON Booksellers lu tha Walton s luprlul Suu: 18.32 I42I F STREET N W RE 3646 C fmfpflfilf 111 f PARRVK -XX C'I I-LANFRS AWD DXPRS I LOXXILIILLI XXCIUIJIIX w g K . V . , I Q . . t . v , t , 5 , ' ' . . . s . , A . Y . 1 ' . ' . . I . . . . U . . ' , . . - 1 , , . . t , A - I 1 - 4 A , I v - 1 I .. , . .. ' I ' . ' . l ' . . . . ,, . .. . : , . . . c , . . . , . imitating the animals. And another thing, I don't believe of international restaurants. The Government once threatened . . . . v . . , ' . ' . ' e . ' - ' , ' ' . . . J ' . ' 2 .r ' - , . . X l 1' u ' f, lr L . , ln , . 1 f , v X , V Ol' 1 1 K A L 29 1 S'1'.,x'1'litwllsr-x1:'1-tax .Xx ri. XXX. . . 1 I ' cl- . ff . I ' lv 7 1 '1 4 A A 4 1 L .K .. , I ' ' I ' , , , I L J c A .. i , -, 5l'-4 I 'f vi I W' .-Xklf., XXV. 0 I . C ' .1 fallll

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street car ran along there Now rt us a useful port and soon Ka a a a a What was that? A creature seemed to sprmg from nowhere slrlppmg blxthely along with the sign Bard Colle: tor on has back and all the tame pomnng toward the sky shouting The Key Bird' The Key Bird' The salesman and the beachcomber looked up but saw nothmg At last Ive got the Key Bird the creature cned The great geologist Tom Donnelly traced xt around the world and captured If Why are you staring at me like that? Do I look lxlte a Broome? With thus at sprang off Odd odd muttered the salesman I was saying said the beachcomber this as a port and now the ship bearing promment envoys IS commg mto harbor It was here by the way that a few days ago Admiral Slsson ran his super carrier the USS Um 4- lxon aground Poor Slsson ns nn a mental hospxtal trying to teach seagulls to land on surf boards Ah' the envoys are commg this way Why I recognize Schoen Amlnssador Schoen how IS Germany oos xt IS exqulsxte It IS becoming very ClVIllZ6d I myself have establlshed an mstltutxon for the cultlvatlon of Amphalula trees Soon everyone will he amphalulallzxng Thank you slr and heres our ambassador to China Edwin Wamer What I5 the sltuatlon m China Mr Warner? I suppose you wish to ltnow The emononal and mtellectual battle has been herce but at last the Com munlsts have been Cl'lll'l8SlE8d A shadow was cast over the ground All eyes glanced p What ln heaven s name IS that? asked the salesman Another envoy answered the beachcomber the ambassa dor from Baghdad on his magic carpet of course I wont tell you his first name for you couldnt remember II even xf you could pronounce rt but the last name 15 Fattah A very mysterious personage That seems to be the last of the travelers remarked Complzmenlao MORGAN PHARMACY 30th 8, P Qt , N W Call HObart 3800 SUN RADIO 938 F STREET N W HTH G E N W Izverythmg Electrwal Under the Sun MEtropoIltan 3500 0l'l'll9 ll'l'leI'lf5 CAPITOL Cdl C- CIIWLOLQ COMPANY 1222 22nd STREET, N. W. as u - ps ' , . . .' . . U - - I Y . ,, . . . . . ,, ' . . .. ' , . . - 1. Q I Y, ' Ql- , . ' I 77 ' ' ' I1 . 57 . - y , . v L :QA - vs - u ' - . . - S . , I I A Y Y V - , . . . fic n - -. - him. He's the ambassador from Germany, Hans von . . , sir, ' ? .,Y . . . , . . . . . - . . H YY A ' . Y ' I - , av ee I - I - ' I ' ' 9 . Q O - - - yy u YI ' Y ' 7? . .. 1, , ff , 7 3 T w A I ' 7 . , . . Y . I . , - ay ll l V! , . CIO! K A .Z