St Albans School - Albanian Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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Class Prophecy WITH MALICE TOWARD NONE AND CHARITY FOR A FEW To the Cafe Society Uptown, Miller. Yes, your honour. Well, Frank, how does it feel to be Mayor of New York? It's tres gai, Chuck, but of course I have my eye on the election next year. I know, but Morgan seems to be your only serious rival. Yes, but his stand against the Old Widows' Pension Bill will cause him to lose the W.C.T.U. vote. Tiens, liens, that trailfic oflicer is none other than Shepherd Jenks. No, really, how fascinating! Let's wave as we go by! By the way, what has ever become of Sam Powel? Why I saw him just the other day with Dan Daniels. They were arguing over a new system of logarithms behind Macy's button counter. Well, here we are! And Miller, don't forget to pick us up at two. I certainly hope Johnny has reserved us a table near the orchestra. Say, this is quite a place. Love it. Those murals were done by the renowned artist, Den Hartog, and the cafe is run by Johnny Reeves. Let's go to che bar! They have a good bartender here, a fellow by the name of de Wolf, who is the only person in town who can mix a double swizzle che way I like it. Ah, the Mayor and the Editor of the Gourmet, the cafe is greatly honored to- night. Will you have the usual numbers, Mayor? By the way, Eric and his 'I'm Spring Valley Bound' Boys are here to- night and are to be accompanied on the vocals by the King of the Crooners, Bill McCulloch, who has just finished his lat- est film 'The Voice of the Turtle'. And who is that fellow with the fif- teen-gallon hat and the cowboy boots? Why, your honour, that's the new senator from Oklahoma, Mike Monroney. It is rumored that he won the election by being able to sing 'I'm an Old Cow Hand' better than any other candidate in Okla- homa. Well, here are your drinks, boys! You will find your table near those two anthropologists over there. They are Mr. Porter Kier and Mr. Bates Littlehalesg they are collaborating on a book to be called 'The Love Life of the Periophthal- mus'. Here we are, Frank, but there seems to be something under the table. Tiens, tiens, it is none other than Tuey Beck and T. Blaisdell. Hey, hey there, this is no place for that sort of goings-on. f'C0l1Ifi1'l1l6fiJ HUTCHISON'S, Inc. GUARANTEED QUALITY FURNITURE 2004-6 FOURTEENTH ST., N. W. WASHINGTON, D. C. PHONE: NORTII 3900 PHONE WOODLEY 4155 FRIENDSHIP FLOWER SHOP Flowers for Every Occasion 3256 WISCONSIN AVE., N.W. WASHINGTON, D. C. I GARDENIAS AND ORCHIDS FRESH DAILY

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Class Prophecy fConfinuedj I'1l call Oliphant, the headwaiter, and have them taken home to bed. Did you notice those two ministers that just came in? They are my old friends, Ralph Lee and Bob Plumb. No, really, and who are those two blonds with them? And don't look now, but there is Pattyboo, of 'Pattyboo, In- corporated, Engineersf with his water pipe and slide-rulef, Why, there is the Anthracite King, Thomas W. Perry, and look who is with him, the King of the Crooners, wife. And look in that dark corner, I believe it's Doctor Cogswell with one of his fair pa- tients. You know his treatments are al- most world-famous? Here comes the Editor of 'Punchf our old friend Jeff Owenf, good to see you again. You know, I met an old classmate of ours on a bicycle trip in your great Southwest. He was sitting in an old rocking-chair on the porch of his mountain home. After I recognized him to be Herby Adair, I asked him what he was doing out in the wilderness. Fin- ishing his giant - sized mint julep, he drawled that he was prospecting in 'them thar hills'. Sit down, Jeff, I think the floor show is about to begin. Ladies and gentlemen,-if there are any in the house, this is Sidney, your old maestro, announcing our regular evening floor show and hoping that you are all in fine spirits tonight. Our Hrst presenta- tion of the evening is the Great Alexis, the Magician of the Century. Let's give him a hand. Thank you, Sidney, and now my first trick for tonight,s performance is the fa- . . E A yd. RUGS ' ' ', -S-L Phone EMers0n 1001 I say there, old chaps, it,s awfully fC0nfimm1j V Beautiful Interiors by L TIRALLA l U pholsterers - Decorators The ig , DRAPES Graphic Arts Press :HL SLIP COVERS Incorporated - f be A ' XJ'-? ' 4843 Massachusetts Avenue Beaufiful fashions ifulividzmlly designed from an address of flisfilzcfion ..... Whig Bios. 1110 CONNECTICUT AVE. PRINTERS 914 Twentieth St. N.W. Washington, D. C. REpublic 1816 Printers of THE SAINT ALBANS NEWS, which won First Place in Typography in the 1936-1939, and again in the 1942 Daily Princeton- ian Annual National Contests.