St Agnes High School - Agnita Yearbook (West Chester, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 122 of the 1932 volume:

I as O c nila ST. AGNES HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL Edited and Published by the Q__,CLASS OF 1932. C°) Adversis Invictus ( ) ro95S WEST CHESTER. PA. 12 June, MCMXXXII Dedication TO OUR BELOVED PASTOR Rev. 9ienry C. Scliuyler, 5.T.L., LL.D AND TO THE Sisters, Servants o line Immaculate Heart cr Mary WE LOVINGLY DEDICATE The Agmta Qontmts Dedication.................................. Agnita Staff. ... ....................... Class Attributes............................ Our Prayer........ ......................... Graduates of 1932.. . ............. Class Poem........ ......................... In iMemoriam.... ........ Class Song.... ............. Personals.....' ........ ....... Bishop Shahan.... ............. Editorials....................... . ... Thomas Alva Edison.... Salutatory........... The Old Stagecoach.... May................... Valedictory.... Do You Know............... Music in Washington’s Day. . . The Song Book............... As Macbeth Would Have Said. . George Washington........... Home................. Hunting the Woodchuck. . A Lettered Class......... Class History..... . Our Radio Review..... The Worth of Literature..................... Living Poems................................ Artistic Persuasiveness..................... Strange As It May Seem...................... Class Prophecy.............................. If Only..................................... Senior Superlatives......................... Funny Facts................................. Which....................... ............... Class Will........... ...................... A Letter.................................... The Silver Screen........................... Believe It or Not........................... Did You Hear About the Scotchman............ Information, Please..................... . . . Our Class................................... Athletics................................... Alumni Notes................................ Chuckles.................................... Patrons and Patronesses..................... 2 5 6 7 9 10 II 12 13 32 33 55 37 38 38 39 40 41 42 42 43 44 45 46 47 54 55 56 57 58 59 63 64 65 67 68 70 72 72 73 73 74 75 85 94 104 4 a Agnita Staff Editor-i n-ChieJ Charles E. Travis Assistant Editor Francis R. Holman Business Manager Philip L. Kelleher Sports Critics Dorothy E. Howe John F. Corcoran Asst. Business Manager Joseph E. Kelley Personals Helen C. Carey Katherine J. Quill Humor Mary C. Madonna Richard W. Griswold 5 K--------:--------------- PATRON: Our Lady of Grace lrz t CLASS MOTTO: Adversis Invictus CLASS COLORS: Green and Gold ojn CLASS FLOWER: Tea Rose —.. ---------—= H 6 Our 'P Like pilgrims, on a foreign strand Within a newer life we stand, Before—the vast unconquered land. Behind—the field of strife. Be Thou, () Lord, our cloud of light, Our courage gainst the foemans might. Our guiding pillar through dark night. Our Way, our Truth, our Life. 7 President Francis R. Holman Berwy n—Scientific Vice- President Charles E. Travis West Chester—Commercial Treasurer Anne M. Daly Berwyn—Classical Secretary Dorothy E. Howe West Chester Commercial Helen C. Carey, West Chester...................................Commercial John F. Corcoran, West Chester.................................Commercial John J. Corcoran, Exton........................................Commercial Anne M. Daly, Berwyn............................................Classical Esther D. DiStefano, West Chester..............................Commercial Marguerite M. Finegan, West Chester............................Commercial Marie E. Finegan, West Chester..................................Classical Richard W. Griswold, Coatesville...............................Scientific Francis R. Holman, Berwyn......................................Scientific Dorothy E. Howe, West Chester..................................Commercial Mary A. Hughes, West Chester....................................Classical Mary G. Ironside, West Chester.................................Commercial Philip L. Kelleher, Kennett Square.............................Scientific Joseph E. Kelley, Berwyn.......................................Commercial John F. LoftuS, Exton..........................................Commercial Mary C. Madonna, Kennett Square................................Commercial William D. Moore, Paoli........................................Commercial Katherine J. Quill, West Chester................................Classical Charles E. Travis, West Chester................................Commercial 9 Qlass 'Poem Lead on! The dawn doth follow nig ht And God shall he thy might! Tis hard, you say, and weary, The path is steep to go The ever-ceaseless striving Doth hear thv spirit low. Lead on! The dawn doth follow night And God shall he thy might! Tis hard, you say, take courage! His path was hard before These splinters are from Calvary To crown thee evermore! Lead on! The dawn doth follow night And God shall he thy might! 10 31 u jHenumant T is just one year now since Our Blessed Lord, in His Infinite Wisdom, saw fit to take from our midst one of the most beautiful characters it has been our privilege to know, our beloved classmate, P. Joseph Tuohev. Dutiful, thoughtful, and kind, Joe endeared himself to all _______ who knew him. All through his long illness he seemed never to lose that boyish enthusiasm and cheerfulness, so charac- teristic of his whole life, and his interest in the affairs of his class and school was ever most keen. He was one of those boys who, happily, combine prayer with work and play, and the memory of his virtuous life will always be a blessed inspiration to those he left behind. His death was as beautiful as his life had been, and when the Lord called, Joe was ready to yield his pure soul into his Maker’s keeping. Let us hope that our summons will find us as well prepared. May his soul, and the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercv of God, rest in peace. 11 Class Song (Air: The Days of Tony Ago) How swiftly, silently, the moments fly I ill years, like winging birds, have hurried bv, And we, who passed our schooldays side by side In different scenes, so strange, must now abide. 1 hose happy days we spent together here Into the past begin to disappear And ere the morrow s shades begin to fall We ll say Farewell, St. Agnes, one and all. Chorus Farewell, farewell, St. Agnes, we love you And to thy memory we 11 e’er be true: %S ■ Long may thy children s voices sound thy praise, Farewell, farewell, dear school of childhood days. As time goes on our paths may wander far Till we, near our dear school, no longer are, Yet will we e’er recall with deepest joy Sweet memories which time cannot destroy. The memory of friends we’ve cherished here In distant days, perchance, our lives may cheer, And bring us back, through well-remembered ways To live again those happy childhood days. Cf.f'u 12 Francis Raymond Holman President “Frank Scientific Basket ball (Captain) Baseball (Manager) The man lhal lives and laughs musl sure do well.” One of the reasons why graduation brings sadness to our hearts is the thought of losing our active organization as a class. One of the chief factors in this organization is our Class President. Frank more than fulfilled our expectations and to him must be given a great deal of credit for the success of our Senior Year. Capable and dependable as he was he shouldered many of our burdens during the year. He was captain of our basketball team and proved to be quite a star. We expect great things of you, Frank, we know we'll not be disappointed. 13 Charles Edward Travis Vice President “Charlie Commercial Laugh and the world laughs with gou.” Charles can find something funny even in the most pathetic things; for instance, certain jokes we could mention. “Charlie’’ is most proficient in English; for this reason we chose him Editor-in-Chief of our Agmta. He brought us fame this year by having won a prize for his story, Hunting the Woodchuck”, which we are proud to print in our Agnita. We shouldn’t be surprised to see him hailed as a famous author in the future. Charles is also known for his classy-cut clothes. We wish you the best of luck, Charles, for you deserve the best. 14 Dorothy Elizabeth Howe Secretary “Dot Commercial Hockey (Captain) Basket ball I would applaud thee lo the eery echo, Thai should applaud again.” Here is the captain of our hockey team. Dot’s ability on the hockey field proved her a great athlete. She played with such zest and eagerness that all admired her. She was also a star guard on the basketball team. In our Passion Play she imperson- ated Mary of Magdala. We were all quite sure none could have been better. With all her good qualities we knew she was just the one for Secretary of '32. Dot’s pep and personality has won her many friends. Good luck ”, Dot, and may your life be full of joy and happiness. 15 o Anne Marie Daly Treasurer Anne” Classical Basket ball Hockey 'A perfect woman, nobly planned. To warn, to comjort, and command.” “Now, girls, keep together.” Thus speaketh our beloved Anne. She has a terrible time trying to keep order in the Gym. As Class Treasurer, she has proved herself very capable of handling our gold. Anne did more than her part in sports; she played fullback in hockey and guard in basket ball. This fair maiden intends to follow a profession wherein she is privileged to wear a crisp, white uniform and carry a thermometer. Good-bye, and good luck; here’s hoping you obtain your heart’s desire. 16 E - Helen Catherine Carey Kay Commercial Basket ball Hockey Happy-go-lucky, bright and gay, If 'r certainly shall miss her when she goes away. Helen always has a ready smile for every one. She is one ol those fortunate, happy-go-lucky girls on whom care never seems to fall. Her lightning-like swiftness on the basketball floor was remarkable and has won many games during our high school days. We wonder where Helen is going in such a hurry up Gay Street at five minutes after three every afternoon ? And why she is going? And what she is going to do? Perhaps she will ease our minds by explaining to us, or we shall have to follow her. We wish you health, wealth, and happiness, Helen. 17 John Francis Corcoran Load Commercial Basket ball Baseball (Captain) A white to work and ajter, a holiday.” “Load’s” ambition in life seems to be to pass one whole day without an interruption. The only time you can see him in real action is in a basketball game and then he shows that he really can hurry, when he thinks it really necessary. He declares two or three days a week are legal holidays, and sets about to celebrate them in the prescribed manner. We sincerely hope, “Load”, that your future may be as happy and carefree as has been your past. 18 S 05 = - Commercial Esther Dolores DiStefano “Es” Basket ball Hockey Whose little body Lodged a mighty mind.” Good goods come in small packages, but they’re not often as good as Esther. Esther is an apt student. Above all she is en- dowed with a generous heart, thus making her a true friend in need. Where could we find a more typical member of our illustrious Senior Class. Though you are small “Es” you have found a large part in the heart of the Class of '32. 19 , John Joseph Corcoran “Corky'' Commercial l'.xceeding wise.Jair spoken, and persuading.” Corky as he is known to all of us, hails from that large city of Exton. Gifted with a happy disposition find a keen mind, he is the life of any gathering. In our Senior Year “Corky” was chosen Salutatorian of the class by a unanimous vote. His willing- ness to help others and his winning personality has won him many friends. In mathematics he excelled. Hence, we could always count on him to solve the most difficult problems. We are sure John will be a success in life and will not fail to find his place in the world of affairs. Here’s wishing you all the success in the world, “Corky.” 20 3 Commercial Marguerite Mary Finegan Rete'’ I lockey Basket hall Save, .rase, .rase me Jrom the candidJriend.” Marguerite is the quiet miss one may see any morning non- chalantly strolling into school exactly at one minute before the bell rings. While “Rete” is a very active young lady, usually she has been found day-dreaming in English Class. Imagine it! Marguerite has shone her ability as an inner-right on our hockey team. On many occasions she took part in our basketball games. The Class of ’32 wishes you much success in life. 21 Scientific Richard William Griswold “Grizzy “From the crown oj his head to the sole oj his joot he is mirth.” I his young chap was a source of much laughter to all who come in contact with him. If you are in need of a friend who is always ready for a good time, just look up Grizzy.” He has proved himself to be an able humorist for our Agnita. Richard is forever telling us what a great city Coatesville is and what large buildings it has. ou have our best wishes, “Grizzy”, and may you find a place in the world as easily as you have found a place in the hearts of your classmates. 22 3 Classical Marie Elizabeth Finegax “Alarie'' I lockey Basket ball “Gentle oj speech, efficient of mind. “Oh, vou’re tousev!” When you hear this you know Marie is near. , , Marie joined our class one short year ago, though she was already known to all of us. e did not realize hovy incomplete our class was without her. She immediately established herself and became one of the most popular members of our school. She was also chosen Valedictorian of our class. She is interested in all sports. Marie’s ability to teach basket- ball to the grade girls has been shown by the victory of the Green team. _ , With earnestness, sincerity, and a sense of humor as the stepping stones to success Marie cannot fail to succeed. All the luck in the world! 23 1 Scientific Philip Leo Kelleher “Phil Much mirth, and no madness, All good, and no badness.” Phil insists that it requires brains to bluff. If so, he surel.v has them. Chemistry is Phil’s forte and mathematics period affords him untold pleasure (?). There is one thing in which Phil is a positive genius and that is in making excuses. If you are ever in need of an alibi go to Phil and he will oblige you. As a friend, you’ll find few better than Philip. We all vouch for his loyalty and good fellowship. Phil, all our best wishes are yours. 24 Mary Alice Hughes “Mary Classical Basket ball Hockey “Youth with head lifted dear-eye andgijtcd.” Lo, and behold! ’tis the captain who led her team to victory in our Senior Year. In Mary we find a rare combination of wit, brains, and a pleasant personality which has won her many friends. Her favorite study is Chemistry. Is it not? The strongest acid is not capable of daunting her. Best of luck, Mary, is the wish of the Class of '32 for your future. 25 Joseph Edward Kelley Kelley” Commercial Basektball Baseball ' A good pal,Jull oj jun Well liked bg everyone.” A new face appeared among us in our Junior Year. It was that of Kelley.” Since then we have become well acquainted with him. Kelley’s” fun-loving nature has been an asset through- out his High School days; his keen sense of humor has made him popular among his classmates. He has taken a great interest in all sports and has distinguished himself many times. We feel Joe will take every opportunity offered him that will enable him to attain his goal. Loads of luck, Kelley.” 26 1 Mary Gertrude Ironside Molly' Organist Commercial Basket ball Hockey Her very tune is music’s own, Like that oj morning birds.” iMarv may be remembered as one of the quietest members of our class but her cheery disposition at the right time has left an impression upon our minds. As a student Mary ranks among the leaders. Not only in this work does she excel, but she is also a capable musician. She is the pianist of our school orchestra and our organist. Mary is a great sport enthusiast and has shown her ability many times as center of the basketball team. Good-bye, Mary, you deserve all the luck in the world. 27 John Francis Loftus it J H Izzi Commercial “Alert oj jew words are the best men. John is at all times as quiet as a mouse. “Izzy” is one of our easy-going Seniors. Probably when he is older he will come out of his apathy and show the world what abundant resources he has. He is gifted with a keen sense of humor, an asset in any life. He can be seen every morning sauntering slowly through the hall after the bell has rung. Adieu, John, we wish you all the success in the world. 28 jg Commercial Mary Concetta Madonna “Jit Hockey As merry as the day is tony.” One finds it very difficult to write about so accomplished a young lady. Mary is the fortunate possessor of a deep sense of humor, as attested bv her hearty laughs, heard on many occasions. Mary’s unselfishness was another source of delight to her classmates, for she was ever willing to lend anything she had to help a friend in need. It is with deepest regret that we bid “adieu’’ to this jolly class- mate. A friend to all, and nobody’s enemy. 29 3 Commercial William Daniel Moore “Bill ' A little nonsense non’ and then Is rclifhed by the best oj men.” Bill has a great ambition to become a store manager. At three o’clock he can be seen hurrying out of school, regardless of the necessity of his presence to the class. We often wonder what Bill would do without his bicycle, for wherever you see him you are sure to see his bicycle. Bill is always a ready participant in all pranks and jokes, and his ever-ready humor is always a boon to our depressed spirit on the cloudiest days. The Class of ’32 is united in wishing you the best of luck. Bill. 30 Classical Hockey Katharine Josehine Quill “Killy ' A merry heart goes all the dag, A sad heart tires along the way. The name “Kitty expresses absolutely one of the most valuable members we are proud to possess. Though she is not very tall, she is every inch a true friend. Kitty was one of the best fullbacks on our hockey team. Though “Kitty doesn't play basketball, she is one of our best supporters. Kitty’s quiet, unassuming manner and loving diposition have gained for her many admiring friends in St. Agnes.’ May they do so when she enters upon the pathway of life. 3 Bishop Thomas Joseph Shah an HE death of Bishop Thomas Joseph Shahan on March 9, 1932, brought before the world the life of one of the most spiritual Catholic educators of the United States. Forty-one years ago Bishop Shahan became asso- ciated with the Catholic University at Washington, D. C., as a lecturer and a professor. His gentleness, keenness of perception, his gift of encouragement, his simplicity and his generosity were the characteristic traits which made him such an asset to Catholic education. He possessed a passionate fondness for books—history was his favorite study—especially that of the land of his ancestors. He was a profound student and a dreamer of books. Therefore, when he received his appointment as Rector of the University, he had to call to the fore that stoicism, which was his by inheiritance, to enable him to assume these new duties so foreign to his nature. He entered upon this new phase of his life with a grim deter- mination to build up the University for the honor of God, our Immaculate Mother, and the cause of Catholic education. God blessed his efforts by permitting him to witness the erection of many of the great buildings which dot the campus. Many of these are the houses of the various religious orders of the United States, who gladly accepted Bishop Shahan s invitation to establish them- selves near this Catholic Temple of Learning. Bishop Shahan's name is almost synonymous with that of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary. The erection of this magnificent pure marble Shrine typifies his love for the Immaculate Mother of Christ. Built as it is of the purest marble, it stands as a Mecca to every Catholic heart in America. In the crypt of this beautiful shrine will rest the mortal re- mains of Bishop Shahan. May his soul rest in peace! 32 Anne M. Daly, 32. ] Es3s=� “ EDITO RIALS VOCATIONS During the last ten years or so many of our graduates have answered the Divine Call. Under the loving care of our patroness. Saint Agnes, the school has been abundantly blessed. It is indeed a consolation to the Priests and Sisters to see that their efforts have not been in vain and that children whom they have carefully trained during the long school years have answered the call to the priesthood or sisterhood. Many priests and sisters are needed in the foreign countries as well as in our own United States. These holy people must carry out the work of God because Christ said to St. Peter, and his successors, “Feed my lambs; feed my sheep.’’ By the lambs and sheep Christ meant all humanity. In the foreign countries today many priests and sisters are needed to teach the unbelievers. Today many countries which down through the ages have been entirely Catholic are exposed to great danger because of infidel influence in the government; Spain, France, and Mexico, for in- stance. It will take untiring effort to keep secure the faith that these countries have long possessed. What consolation these must be to those parents, whose children have dedicated themselves to the task of helping to keep intact and give increase to the faith here in our beloved country. ST. VINCENT de PAUL SOCIETY During this economic depression several societies have sprung up with the intention of aiding the needy. The primary reason for the founding of these societies is to compensate the jobless, to clothe and feed the poor. Most of these welfare federations have been organized to meet the present emergencies. Saint Vincent de Paul Society, however, has existed since the year 1625. The special object of this society is to promote the spiritual welfare of the members, and to assist in soul and body the poor and needy. In this country the society of St. Vincent de Paul feed and clothe the poor, and their work has been done most conscientiously. For the past twelve years the St. Agnes Conference, in West Chester, has carefully and efficiently helped the poor of the parish. During the present year it has spent on an average of one hundred dollars a month. The members labor solely for the honor and glory of God. AN APPRECIATION Ever since the beginning of time parents have sacrificed much to educate their children. Now that we are in a state of depression parents are sacrificing very much more. Many fathers are out of work, but somehow they manage to keep their children in school because they know the value of a good education. In recent years it was considered quite a thing to be graduated from high school, but now many positions cannot be secured without a college education. But what can children do to show that they appreciate what is being done for them? In the first place, they can make good use of their time while they are in school, study as hard as they are able, and at the end of the month bring home a report that will give joy to the hearts of mother and father. Good behavior is necessary, and a deep respect for teachers and parents. Then after graduation, they will be better prepared to accept and keep a worthwhile position. Charles E. Travis, Jr., ’32. Francis R. Holman, ’32. 34 Thomas Alva Edison (K. of C. Prize Essay) ”iL r';EN of genius are found in every age, but genius allied I fertility of resource, with breadth of view, with I nL j] indomitable energy and persistence, is a gift too rare for Nature to bestow oftener than once in a century. When jltjjKj such a man appears, he rises head and shoulders above his ll contemporaries, and that is where Thomas A. Edison, by common consent, stands today. His is the old, the oft-repeated story of a poor boy, of humble parentage, of scarcely any education, and with little or no equip- ment. Edison owed nothing to the schools, to society, or to pat- ronage. He was a natural force, and as such has at last made his own way to universal recognition. Our Fultons, our Whitneys, our Morses, anti our Edisons, all go to show that great inventors, like great poets, are born and not made that the new World is taking the leatl in the grand march of progress. Young Edison began life as a train boy on a railway in the west. Even as a boy, his brain was busy with problems that clearly proved intellectual forwardness, far beyond his years. For instance, while he was selling newspapers, as a mere lad in his teens, it occurred to him, that if he were to telegraph short sum- maries of news to be bulletined at stations in advance of the ar- rival of his train, it would be a good scheme. Upon this idea he acted. Young Edison then conceived the idea of publishing a paper of his own, which was actually printed on board the train, though in the rudest manner, the impression being taken from types by rubbing the paper with his hand. It was here, too, that the boy first set his audacious foot within the domain of science. The wonders of chemistry seized upon his youthful imagination so strongly that we presently find the lad buying up various chemi- cals. By this time Edison had mastered the rudiments of practical telegraphy, and he had resolved to be an operator as soon as he could make his way into an office. On one occasion the sub- marine cable between Port Huron and Sarina had been broken by the ice, and telegraphic communications interruped, Edison jumped upon a locomotive that happened to be standing by the river with steam up, and pulling open the valve, proceeded to give with 35 the whistle sounds corresponding to the iMorse telegraph signals. He repeated these signals which, of course, drew everybody’s attention by their noise, until the telegraph operator upon the other side of the river had caught the idea and had answered in the same manner, thus establishing the communication. For the next few years Edison developed a good deal of the moving propensity of his class, but there were some things about him that very soon established his decided superiority among his fellows. How did Edison differ from his fellows? Is it that he combined with a vigorous body a mind capable of clean and logical thinking, and an imagination of universal activity? No, for there are others of equal bodily and mental vigor who have not accom- plished a portion of his achievement. You must be answered then, first that his whole life was con- centrated upon his work. When he conceived a broad idea of a new invention he gave no thought to the limitations of time, man or eflort. Having his body and mind in complete subjection through iron nerves, he settled down to experiment with ceaseless, tireless unwavering patience, never swerving to the right or left nor losing sight of his purpose. Years may come and go, but nothing short of success is accepted. But what speedily raised Edison above the rank of a mere master of routine work was the grand determination he displayed to fathom the mysteries of electrical science. Herein he showed the powers and attributes of a superior mind. He became what some of his critics have asserted that he was not—a scientific thinker, for there is not one of his discoveries that does not rest upon some principle, elements of which Edison had thought out for himself, or that had not in some way advanced the general cause of science by building upon what was already known. Small wonder then that honors from learned societies, institu- tions of learning, and governments were heaped upon him for years preceding his death. But all of them together had no power to chance his youthful, honest, humorous simplicity. Now this benefactor has gone. What has he left us? Truly has it been written that if he had never invented anything except the incandescent lamp he would still be immortal. Not any of the thousand inventions which he devised for use in peace or war can compare in value with his illumination of the whole globe. He will be remembered as a world figure who bore his laurels modestly and seemed to wish only for revelations of things kept secret by nature from man. 36 Anne M. Daly, '32. 3 Salutatory HE convention with which time has gradually surrounded an oc- casion such as this makes it diffi- cult for us to express to you the depth of feeling which your presence here bestirs. We realize that we are surrounded by our truest, staunchest friends, by those most ready to overlook our failings, most happy to commend our least efforts. Fitting, indeed, it is that it should be so, for who deserve more to share in our hap- piness than they whose many sacrifices have made this day possible? With sentiments of deepest gratitude, there- fore, in the name of the Class of '32, I welcome you most heartily to these, our Commencement Exercises. During the past four years you have maintained a position in the background, as it were, of our lives. ou have exerted, it is true, a strong and steady influence on our maturing years, but the progress and permanence of our training was largely dependent on our own application and cooperation. Now that our time is past you thrust yourselves to the fore, lovingly and hopefully, to demand your share of the fruit of so many hours of devoted guid- ance and patience. It is now that we are just beginning to realize the magnitude of our obligations towards you. What we have gained by your whole-hearted love, your untiring labor, and your years of ex- perience, we leave to your judgment as we stand before you today. While realizing the shortcomings of our youth and ever mindful of your fond expectations, we are apprehensive lest we find our- selves unworthy of the hope placed in us. Consequently, with the growing sense of our mutual obligations we sincerely trust that you will discover our accomplishments to far outweigh our deficiencies. Classmates of '32, let us never waver from the staunch prin- ciples of the Catholic education we have acquired here, but rather, bearing them aloft in the great impending struggle, fix our gaze with confidence on the goal so clearly indicated to us. John J. Corcoran, ’32. 37 TT The Old Stagecoach P with your hands!” “Up with your hands!” These threatening words brought a fearful thought to Clancy’s mind. He had been robbed before on that dark road to Dearborn, and it was only natural for him to think he could be robbed again. old stagecoach he was driving was filled with its usual bulk of valuable mail. I he road appeared to be much darker than ever before, and the howling of the wind prevented his hearing any other sounds. All odds were against him and he grudgingly admitted to himself that he was afraid. He had traveled many miles and his familiarity with the road, told him he had about five miles farther to go. Down at the end of the woods there was an old log tavern. The dim lights seemed bright before his eyes; the bass voice of the old inn-keeper appeared loud to his hearing. “What’s the matter here?” asked the keeper, appearing amazed at his frightened looks. “I’m afraid”, replied Clancy. “Afraid of what?” said the keeper. “Afraid of most anything”, repeated Clancy. “I have been robbed so many times before, that I have a premonition that not only the mail will be stolen, but that the robbers will do away with me.” At that moment the buzz of a bullett was heard close at hand; then another. Everything seemed black before him, a burn- ing sensation in his back. He had been shot! Yes, his heart had been pierced with lead. Then there was the sound of a bell. The sound of an alarm, but it was only the alarm clock, and thus ended another one of those stagecoach driver’s dreams. George Gay, ’34. JMay Light, cherished days. Glimmer in your pleasant ways. All the beauty of a flower, Shimmers on your every hour, Artists ever praise your skies. Basking in your loving eyes. Glorious May, now and anon, Take our hearts to dance upon. Francis R. Holman, '32. 1 he 38 XJaledictory MIDST all (he ceremony attendant on the close of the scholastic year, we, as the graduating class, cannot help but experience a definite feelin? of uneasiness. Like all those just completing a period of life and about to enter upon another, we are. caught between the cross currents of the V; . desire to continue on as before, and the eagerness to em- bark on our careers. Our pride in the accomplishments of the past years is tinged with sorrow, for now we must part and tread the divergent paths of a new life. Although passing years scatter us far asunder, we have, nevertheless, in the person of our beloved Father Schuyler, a common bond of truest steel with our school. Would anyone be so rash as to imagine that his zealous supervision and fatherly guidance were to cease, now that our schooling is ended? 1 he basic principles of Catholic Education to which he has so strictly adhered are now part of our being. 1 hose principles shall always be a source of pride in our hour of success, and of solace in trial and adversity. . . And to these Sisters, who have so unselfishly given their patience and energies, how, indeed, shall we say farewell? Our debt to them is incalculable. Yet we know how ready they are to deny the debt and ask only that our future development reflect clearly and accurately the ideals that have prompted their generous labor. You, dear Parents, who have made untold sacrifices that you might witness the culmination of your efforts in the ceremony of today, see us about to enter the struggle that has weighed so oppressively on your shoulders. In your love you have wisely 39 consented to gird us with that impenetrable armor that only the Catholic school can weld together. Now, eagerly, we grasp the opportunity to justify your foresight. We thank you for all you have so cheerfully done, and tried to do, and we trust that the years to come may make some return for all your sacrifices. 1 he friendships we have made during the past four years are destined to endure. Formed as they were beneath the careful vigilance of our Pastor and Sisters, they are stamped with the true significance of Christ s own friendship. This, together with the warmth and sincerity so characteristic of youth, make all our associations here doubly strong and intimate. If, as we know, friendship is wealth greater than gold, then we can rest confident in the security of the treasures heaped up during four short years at St. Agnes. Let us, therefore, Classmates, cross the threshold of the Future with confidence. Let us strive for that success which coincides with the age-old tenets of our Catholic Faith. Let us aspire to noble deeds, deeds creditable to our school, and a fit example to our successors. Let us make loyalty our controlling spirit, and in being loyal to ourselves, to our class, and to our school, we shall of necessity be loyal to every claim that God and country shall demand of us. And as we look back over the long list of happy incidents crowded into the fleeting hours spent at St. Agnes, let us borrow the phrase of the immortal Bard of Avon, who says: lor thy ,r«-eel love remembered such wealth brings That then I scorn to change mg stale with kings.” Marie E. Finegan, ’32. T)o You Know The most baffling Chinese Puzzle is China. I obacco is found in many southern states and in some cigars. A real college cheer is a check from home. A son usually finishes college and his dad at the same time. It takes a thief to catch a thief, but a jury to let him go. All the d ummies in the movies don t get thrown off cliffs. Nowadays, whatever is not worth saying is sung. It s a sure sign of summer when a Scotchman throws his Christmas tree out. I o speed, is but human; to get caught, a fine. One man who can succeed by letting things slide is a trombone player. Marguerite M. Finegan, ’32 40 Music in Washington’s Day URING Washington's life music played but a minor part in the community life, as the bulk of the population was rural. The cities were few, and, in the President’s youth, little more than small towns. In his life time Washington witnessed an extraordinary growth in population, com- merce and trade, and lived through the height of the Colonial Period when social life and class distinction were rigidly ordered. From 1750 until the Revolution, there was great musical development in the colonies. This was made possible by the numerous musicians who came from abroad to seek a livelihood and thus created concert life and secular music. However, music still functioned chiefly in the churches as a part of worship. The principal musicmakers of this period were, therefore, the organists. Probably the first public concerts were those given in Boston, Charleston, New York and Philadelphia. In these towns, the musical life of the country was centered. The majority of the concerts given in these towns were not open to the general public, but were semi-private. This is accounted for by (he fact of their being subscriptions concerts. They were usually followed by a dance, the music for which was supplied by any available home talent or bv visiting artists. In other words, amateurs of talent freely participated in concerted instrumental music. Therefore, these aristocratic concerts partook largely of the character of social function from which the general public was in a great measure excluded. It was not until after the revolution, when the social trend became more democratic, that concerts took on a more public character. Washington's fondness for music and the theatre is well known. His long journeys after the Revolution brought him into wider contact with the social, musical and theatrical life of the time. His opportunity for hearing the music then in vogue was, therefore, unusually rich and because of the innumerable banquets and celebrations he was forced to attend he was often compelled to listen to music prepared for the occasion. Naturally he frequent- ly heard the songs of greatest popularity. As a great patriot, and at the same time a lover of music, Washington must have been familiar with the chief patriotic songs of that fiery period in which he lived. As a rule these pa- triotic outbursts were written to fit the rhythm and melody of English songs so well known and widely sung that they could be utilized at once as vehicles for the new texts. Mary G. Ironside, '32. 41 The Song Took Sleepy Time Down South.............................John Loftus How Long Will It Last.........................Chemistry Period Dinah.....................................................Mary Ironsides Minnie, the Moocher.................................Marguerite Finegan Paradise.................................................Three O’Clock Some Of These Days....................................Vacation Was That the Human Thing To Do.......................Detention Dark Town Strutters Ball.....................The Senior Dance Sweet Sue.................................................Mary Madonna Just a Blue-eyed Blonde............................Dot Howe Thank You, Air. Aloon.......................The Class Socials I Heard................................................... The Faculty Too Many Tears.....................................Graduation Concentratin' on You...................................Lessons Tired........................................Monday Morning Ring Them Bells....................................The Buzzer Shine........................................Richard Griswold Crazy Song...................................The School Song Growlin' Dan....................................Charles Travis Somebody Loves You..............................Frank Holman John F. Corcoran, '32 c iAsM.acbeth Would Have Said The greatest is behind''......................After exams “Present jears are less than horrible imaginings . Reading of reports Your spirits shine through you ...........After Graduation For it must be done to-night ........................Homework There's comfort yet, they are assailable .Latin and Chemistry Which oj you have done this? ..............That broken window We are yet but young, in deed .......................Freshmen Had I three ears I'd hear thee .......Travis expostulating Let this pernicious hour stand aye, accursed in the calendar Detention Francis R. Holman, ’32. 42 George Washington “Thefir cl, the lasl, the best. The Cincinnatus oJ the West. HESE words of Byron fittingly express the outstanding features in the character of George Washington, which made him a warrior, a statesman and a patriot. Many of these qualities may he found in other notable person- ages in history, but none have excelled in all as did Wash- J ington. Born, as he was, of an old English planter family, he imbibed the social and political life of the colony. His father’s estate was bordered bv the primeval forests and here Washington learned to ride, fish, hunt, and to protect himself against the Indians. At the age of thirteen, he was mature in character and stature. He was tall, handsome and a gentleman in every respect. His education consisted of a special study of arithmetic, bookkeeping and surveying. In 1748 he was appointed Public Surveyor and the accuracy with which he kept his surveys were in after years re- ferred to as though they were legal documents. His experience as a surveyor admirably adapted him for the position of Command- er-in-Chief of the Army. In the War of the Revolution the name of George Washington is paramount. Biographers of Washington have said, “had Wash- ington been slain at Trenton or Princeton or Germantown the Revolution would have ended then and there, for no other man then lived who was fitted to take his place and perform his stu- pendous work. He was appointed of heaven, and so, though exposed many a time to peril, he was never wounded.’’ From the time Washington was called to Command the Army in 1775 until the end of the War his courage was undaunted. The perils, hardships, calumnies and fatigue to which he was subjected never caused him to falter. He saw victory from the beginning. He kept a firm hand on the helm until he steered the “Ship of State” into calm waters. Washington disbanded the Republican army with these mem- orable and touching words: “With a heart full of love and grati- tude I now take leave of you. I most devoutly wish that vour latter days may be as prosperous and happy as your former have been glorious and honorable. I cannot come to each of you to take my leave, but shall be obliged if each of you will come and take me by the hand.” On his way to Mount Vernon, he stopped 45 at Annapolis, where he resigned his commission to Congress on December 25, 1785. I he President of Congress upon receiving his commission said, “You retire from the theater of action with the blessings of your fellow-citizens; hut the glory of your virtues will not terminate with your military command; it will continue to animate remotest ages.” The rural peace which Washington enjoyed after the War was short-lived. The unanimous vote of the Nation brought him back again to public affairs—not as a warrior but as a statesman. On April 16, 1789 he bid his aged mother an affectionate farewell, and journeyed to New York to be inaugurated the First President of the United States. For eight years he served his country in this capacity, un- winding the tangled threads of the government and establishing the New Republic. He retired from office and returned to Mount Vernon, where he spent the remaining three years of his life. His death which occurred in December 1799, was a universal calamity. Napoleon Bonaparte declared that no greater man had ever lived and the flags on the fleet under Lord Birdport, were half-masted for (he one person that had taken the American colonies from Great Britain. The words of Henry Lee, which are enshrined in every American heart, were uttered for the first time in the House by John Marshall, “First in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.” Esther DiStefano, '52. Home Please think and divulge this word to me. One syllable “Home”, is't like to a tree? Or is it a refuge of sweet repose. The breath of love, and the scent of a rose; The wisp of a dream that faintly calls; A restful nook that shelters all? Tis the content of gladness, the lilting smile, Tis the luster of light, the end of a mile; fis peace!—’tis rest!—’tis God, and faith, The hope of man—a haven safe Tis all that we yearn for and strive to acquire, Tis a mother’s heart making, last desire; Tis wealth of love and beauty's own. These are contained in the little word “Home.” Francis R. Holman, ’52. 44 Hunting the Woodchuck bfoUejUITH crac °f a rifle, the big woodchuck that I had IXf been watching slumped in front of his burrow. Bud Shel- ler, my buddie, walked over and picked up his chuck. It was shot just below the ear, the little .22 long rifle killing it instantly. We walked back to the car without ___ sighting any more 'chucks. Then we drove to another clover field. I got out here as this was a good place to hunt. This field was next to a large cornfield. By walking in the cornfield, I knew that I would be able to get within shooting distance of a large groundhog that had a burrow near the fence. When I got nearer the hole I sighted the 'chuck eating clover. When he sat up, I drew a bead on his ear, and at the report of the Win- chester he turned over and lay still. On meeting Bud, we continued to another field. Hunting this field together, we sighted a hog far out in the field. A flip of the coin gave the shot to Bud, but the 'chuck became alarmed and dove into its burrow without giving him a shot. After going a little farther, I heard the hammer of Bud’s rifle click. Looking ahead of his rifle I saw a chuck stitting on its haunches. The bullet hit him in the throat and came out at the base of his head. When we examined him, we found that the .22 Hi-Speed had broken its neck. We climbed a fence and were in another clover field. “You go along the fence, Charlie, and I’ll see if the one that sits on that old stump is out’’. Bud said. “Suits me , I replied. I hadn’t gone far when I saw a half-grown chuck run toward its burrow. It stopped at the entrance, giving me a chance for a 45 good shot. A little cloud of dust in front of the hog showed where the bullet had struck, and I saw a short, brown tail disappear into the burrow. Soon I heard the crack of Bud's rifle, and on looking towards the stump, I saw him carrying a fat 'chuck. Looking over the fence into the other field, I saw a chuck run to his den and go in, onlv to stick his head out again. Resting the rifle on the top rail ,1 squeezed the trigger. At the sound of the rifle, the 'chuck drew nis head in. I jumped the fence and ran over to the hole as fast as I could. He was just inside, but sometimes they slide in, so I grabbed him by the neck and pulled him out. On the way back to the car, I got another one. Bud was already there and had three 'chucks. I threw my hogs in the rumble seat and got into the car. On the way home, we got three more ’chucks. We stopped at West Chester and sold the whole load to a couple of men. Charles E. Travis, Jr.., ’32. iALettered Qlass “S” Stands for Seniors, Sublime and Sedate, We're leaving our High School to tackle our fate. “E” Stands for Earnestness, Excellence, too. We’ve all been good pals, and we re sorry we’re through. “N” Is for Neatness for which we all aim, We trust that you, also, will strive for the same, “I” For Initiative, possessed by our leaders, How far could we get without it, my readers? “O” Stands for Order and Orderliness, There’s much of the first, of the other there's less. “R” Stands for Tithmetic, Running and Right, We’re good in them all, and put up a good fight. “C” Stands for Character, Cut-ups and Craze, When it comes to them all, we re not in a daze. “L” Stands for Loyalty, to our dear school. We ll love her forever, and live bv her rule. “A” Stands for Ambition, Ability and Aim, We've learned them all here, and we re glad that we came. “S” Stands for Service, we aim to serve all. In this some excel, while others do stall. “S” And this one’s for Study, Sincerity, too, This is the end and I’m glad that I'm through. Richard W. Griswold, ’32. 4b This is the hour of departure. The classrooms are still and the schoolbooks Covered with dust, and in wrappers neat, tucked away in the closets Wait, like canons of war, with summons sad and disturbing Wait, like spectres dark, the age-old call of September. Loud, from its magic haunting, the shrill-voiced siren of pleasure Sounds, and in accents entrancing, we answer the call to Vacation. This is the hour of departure; but what of those hours, that often Seemed more like years, when, unwelcome, we heard oh! so often, the call to our lessons? What of those hours of pleausre, that scattered the gloom like the sunshine? Gone are those many hours—all their pleasures and pains are departed Naught but a memory remains of the beautiful days of our childhood. Ye, who believe in our merits, our wonderful deeds, and our greatness. List to this tale of our life at St. Agnes—home of our schooldays. On a bright, sunny day, 'twill be four years ago in September Happy, important, proud, the illustrious members of this class Sat in the Freshman desks. Strange happenings claimed our attention Bringing our first day its thrills, and smiles to the lips of our seniors. Books, which the classes before us had used in diligent study 47 Q3 =� - Fell now to our happy lot—(anil at every season we Freshmen Studied, and welcomed each chance to add to the store of our knowledge) Boys and girls felt a little strange, and so, one fine morning. Glancing around, we discovered the cause; we became quite embarrassed Many a time, and self-conscious, too, when we happened to notice Seniors stared at us, and then, with their hands o'er their faces Smiled at our childish fancies, as if they had never been Freshmen! Change of class was a nightmare, but worse, by far, was the roster Bearing a likeness, we verily thought, to the hieroglyphics. Then, at the sound of the bell, announcing the changing of classes Over the faces of all, bewilderment spelled out its letters. For, in a striking contrast to Grade School, when calmly our schooldays Followed the same routine, with only one room and one teacher. Classrooms and teachers now, we seemed to have in abundance. Such were our first days in High School, and thus did our dignified Seniors Call us the “little green Freshies —despite all our loud protestations. But, when September passed, and the daily tasks grew’ familiar Swiftly our shyness we lost, and surprised both teachers and classmates. Then, as the time drew near, with mischievous joy did our Seniors Make, to their hearts’ content, the plans for the day of our hazing. Yet, when the day did arrive, we weren’t the least bit affrighted But merrily laughed, and performed all the craziest antics. 48 Soon had the season begun, when the sports give summons to students. So on Field and on Court, the attention of Freshmen was centered Sad was the story we told when at last this season was ended Painful the memory of days when we struggled in vain to be champions. Still, we were only Freshmen, and, somehow, honors to Seniors Go, and in that consolation, we promptly forgot all about it. Peace seemed to reign for awhile, and the busy life at St. Agnes Was for a few weeks subdued. 1'hen lo! on the bill-board was posted Notice of Mid-Year Exams—the bane of a student’s existence. Now recommenced the war on Latin, and History, etcetera. Day saw us cramming the things we'd forgotten, and, twilight descending Found us with books again on the desk, to continue preparing. Then came the dread time, with its anxious moments a-plenty. Lucky were they who studied hard, and could answer the questions! Following close on Exams, reports were the next things to scare us But, these, too, we survived, thus sending awhile all our worries. Quietly now, the days succeeded each other— Days and weeks and months, until finally June was upon us, Ushering in Exams, for the ones not exempt from the torture. Thus, it was nearing completion—that memorable year we were Freshmen— Thus passed away one year of our High School—here at St. Agnes. When September came round, at the close of a pleasant vacation Sounded the call once again to return to the books and to study. 49 Quickly we answered that call—as we cast aside all amusement— Happy and proud were we now—so glad to he known as the Sophomores. This was the one year of all, that passed without much excitement, Calm were the days as the brooklet that goes on its way through the meadow. Sports, once again, came along; and of course, those terrible Mid-Years Followed,—the one only thing to ruffle our peace and contentment. So, uneventful, the days passed, and ere we had time to consider Sadly we left far behind us—the days we were Sophomores. In September that year, we reported to school as the Juniors Dwindled our number, twas true, but not so our excellent spirit. Straightway we settled ourselves to attend to some matters of business And right from the start have we shown good judgment in all our decisions. Promptly, then, we selected the Course for which we had preference And thus, there are Classical, four, and twelve pursuing Commercial Leaving but three lonely hoys upholding the name Scientific. After a few weeks had passed, came the man with samples of class pins; Patient, indeed, was he, despite the excitement occasioned Long will those Library walls re-echo the notes of dissension Sounded that day, till at last, we finally made our selection. Meanwhile, the days went by, quite the same as when we were Sophomores— 1 here was study all day, and then Sports, after hours, to distract us. Finally, the time had arrived for the officers now to be chosen And so, we assembled again to decide this important election. 50 The first ballot cast was for President, to which office Frank Holman was chosen And then the Vice-President was voted and our choice fell to little Charles Travis. Now, girls, we think, are much better, to handle our money and records And, therefore, we showed our good judgment in choosing two girls for the charges For the former we named Anna Dalv, and Dorothy Howe for the latter. Time went on, and behold! came the beautiful Springtime Baseball attracted the boys, while the girls made ready for Track Meet. And after this season was o’er, there remained but one thing important And that was our sumptuous feast—the Farewell to our Seniors Merrily passed that time in song, and in dance, and in feasting— Surely a red-letter day for a happy remembrance. Then, silently, to our midst, came the Angel of Death with his summons Calling one classmate away—and taking him home to God’s Heaven. Thus, was another year ended, and another vacation upon us Leaving us just one more year, ere our High School days were completed. Slowly, but surely, it came—that day when they called us the Seniors Thrilled as we ever could be, and sedate as an old major-domo. Nine of the boys had returned, and ten of the girls, for good measure And no precious time did we lose, in assuming the duties of Seniors. Gym was the first thing important, and my! how we gave those directions Freshmen, and Sophomores, and Juniors—they all stepped around at our bidding. Then, was prepared for the Freshman, a welcome both formal and hearty And never, I think, did the Freshies, behold such a rousing reception. 51 Next, we selected our rings, the best that have ever been chosen And this, we might add, was accomplished, without the slightest contention. Then came the usual Sports, and this year we were highly successful For the girls won the Basketball Cup, anti the boys beat the record of last year! Essay was next in line, and Exams, to be sure, at the Mid Year And no sooner were these off our mind than Passion Play practice was started. We worked very hard at rehearsals, so we wouldn’t fall short of the standard, And everyone said that none better, than Mary of Magdala was given. Now, it was time for Agmta, and never were we quite so busy Soliciting Patrons on all sides, and writing short stories and verses. We finally got things together, and of course there’s no need of telling That we re mighty proud of the efforts, that gave us so grand an Agnita. Then came the month of May, and the dav of the crowning of Mary Blessed indeed was that day—the last we privileged to share in We only wish now that Our Mother, whose counsel has guided our school life Extend o er her chddren a blessing, to guide and protect us forever. 1 here s just one thing more to relate, before th is History is ended— The Banquet prepared by our Juniors, to wish us good cheer ere we parted We had such a glorious time, we hated to leave when twas over And not very soon we ll forget—the joy of those last happy hours. All is ended now—the thrills and the joys of our school life Only tomorrow remains—and then, we must leave here forever. Sadly, we say our Farewell to these scenes of our happy childhood Fondly, forever undimmed, will each one of us cherish their memory. This is the hour of departure; and far away from St. Agnes One by one, in their different paths, our classmates may wander. Others will take the place that we are today departing. Others will follow our lead, as we, too, are following others. Only one thing will we ask, when tomorrow at Mass we assemble Keep us, O Lord, and forever, faithful to dear Alma Mater! Mary A. Hughes, ’32. 53 1 Our Ifadio Review Just IFi Hie................... The Street Singer.............. Clara, Lou, Em................. JFalter IFinchetl.............. Stehhins Bogs.................. Colonel Stupnagle e3 Bud....... Raising Junior................. Julia Sanderson................ Pickens Sisters................ Boswell Sisters................ Elogd Gibbons.................. Bing Crosbg.................... Russ Columbo................... Little Jack Little............. Betty Crocker.................. Rub in off..................... Kate Smith...................... {, Singing Sam.................... Amos ' n Andy.................. Tjittle Theater Off Times Square. . National Home and Review Hour Setting Up Exercises........... Boneheads...................... ......William Moore ......Frank Holman (A. Daly ........ M. Hughes [M. Ironside . .Charles Travis, Jr. John J. Corcoran ' John Loftus P. Kelleher ....... R. Griswold . . . John F. Corcoran ....Helen Carey f Dorothy Howe ..... Marie Finegan Mary Madonna Esther DiStefano Marguerite Finegan .......Frank Foster . . . .William O’Brien ... John McCormick ......Robert McCue .... Mary McCusker . . . Richard Donnelly . . .Marie Hanselman ......Samuel Snitzer McCormick Foster .........Auditorium ......Cooking Class ..........Gym Class A. Bannon ....... F. Hogan Joseph Kelley, '32. 54 The Worth of Literature !m T is said that Andrew Carnegie spent over fifty million A. dollars on libraries. To spend so much money merely on ■ft! the housing of books would show that he had a good jK opinion of the worth of literature. But can one really y3 | give the worth of literature in dollars? Surely not. It is the richest treasure that the world possess. How darkened would grow our world, if we were deprived of books as companions, with their happy, hopeful, useful messages! Books naturally have their special value for the student in every line. They are the keys which open the door of knowledge; they furnish the food which our mind digests for us. But, they have a still further value they are our companions. Particularly in youth they can be our best friends and some remain our favorites for life. It is said that the songs which we sing in our childhood rarelv are forgotten, and in the same way many books which boys and girls read will always be held in memory. I he charming strov that so affects us and fills us with bright thoughts, the sweet poem that goes straight to our heart with its simple lesson, the helpful biography or history that gives us so clear a picture of some famous hero or writer, or nation or age—it is literature such as this whose worth is priceless. Think, too, of the message which literature brings to us from distant lands and ages. A book has a magical power. A word, a line, a page, and China is so close to us that we can see its waving rice fields and curious pagodas; another word, and line, and page and we have Napoleon by our side from his boyhood days, when he played battle with snowballs, to the last scene when he died on a stormy night, an exile. W hat can equal a book s witchery. It turns a rainy afternoon into sunshine, and although the snow is drifting before the windows we see roses blossoming out there, as we read some happy tale that makes our heart dance with ;ov. Many are the tributes to literature by famous people, but what can equal the story of an eminent English judge. It was when Charles Dickens was issuing his “ I he Old Curiosity Shop in weekly parts. One morning, a busy week day, a friend called upon the judge and found him in tears. She is dead , he ex- claimed in an outburst of grief, to the astonished visitor. Little Nell is dead!’’ And he bowed his head upon his desk, as the tears 55 3 began again to flow. He had just read the chapter—perhaps one of the most pathetic bits of writing in English literature—wherein was mentioned how little Nell had died—“dear, gentle, patient, noble Nell was dead.’’ The great jurist could not have paid a grander tribute to the genius of Dickens or to the worth of literature. In youth, we should learn the value of books. The love of literature will drow deeper and stronger with our growth, refining our taste and feeling as it broadens our mind and judgment. Dorothy E. Howe, ’32. Living Far From the Madding Crowd....................Junior Scientifics So Big............................................Robert Guss The Luck of Roaring Camp.............................Detention The Ruling Passion............................Chewing Gum Beau Brummell.................................Francis Hogan The Silver Box. . ......................Mary McCue’s Compact The Ancient Mariner.............................Edward Moloney God s Gifts.......................................The Seniors The Child Asleep..................................John Loftus The Skeleton in Armor.........................John McCormick The Warning.................................................No Smoking The Singers...................................The Glee Club The Two Angels................Mary O’Neill and Elizabeth Wendt Children..............................................Freshmen Something Left Undone.................................Homework The Sisters. . ............................................The Donohues The Two Maries...............Marie Hanselman and Marie Hurst Battle of Books...................................Schooldays The Artist.............................................Francis Travis The Tale of a Tub.....................................Saturday Night The Battlefield.................................K. of C. Field The Green Mountain Bogs.......John Clark and Edward Moloney Strive, Wait and Prag........................Results of Exams 'Ihe Mutineers................................O’Brien and Guss A Certain Rich Alan...........................Charles Travis Wtld Folk..........................Robert Fineg an and Francis Megargee To Have and To Hold...............................Junior Latin A Friend of Caesar............................Arthur Bannon Trail of the Lonesome Pine........................Honor Roll Great Expectations............................No Red Marks The Great Quest...........................Brooms, Buckets, etc. John J. Corcoran, ’32. 56 a Artistic Persu N the little town of Omar-Jourde, high upon the Swiss Alps, pandemonium reigned. Worry and dismay had re- placed hanter. Like a shwdow on the sun, the sublime life of the hamlet was darkened. Disaster was imminent. Disaster, indeed, was at hand, and drastic, yes, very ___drastic measures must be used immediately to stop such a hideous devastation of Nature. Their beautiful valley verdant was to be marred. The bubbling brook, which wended its way unmolested through the town must disappear to give place to a reservoir on the site which was now occupied by their humble dwellings. The burgess who had received official word that morning, had lost his calm, distinguished bearing and now resembled a caged lion. He stalked up and down the one and only street of the little town, biting the stem of his briar. Such an outrage was not to be endured! No, he would write and demand the authorities to reconsider their infamous plan. He owed it to his subjects to protect their rights, to safeguard their homes, which they had built when they first came upon this beautiful spot. The inhabitants clustered around the public meeting place, denouncing so unhuman an atrocity. All domestic matters had ceased—even the general store was closed—an unheard-of thing. Letters and petitions were finally sent to the governor, but to no avail. Everything semed hopeless. The day was fast ap- proaching when the work of destruction must begin. It seemed to everyone that the valley was doomed to perish. One morning shortly following the arrival of the fatal letter, Alfred Manet, an aspiring young artist, took up his canvas and palette, and, mounting one of the highest cliff's that surrounded the valley, set up his canvas and began to wield his brush over the cloth. He worked feverishly for a day and a half, unobserved by his panic-stricken friends. The next day he journeyed to the nearest town carrying with him a large package, which was ad- dressed to His Excellency, the Governor. The next morning when the governor was at table his secretary, according to the usual custom, brought in the mail, which on this particular occasion, consisted of a few letters and a package. The governor's curiosity was immediately aroused and he ordered the package to be quickly opened. Now, His Excellency was a student and a lover of art, and as he gazed at this creation. 57 under which was inscribed—“Would You Destroy This?—Allred Manet of Omar-Jourde. He quickly arose from his chair and addressed his secretary saving, “Stop all plans for the construction work in Omar-Jourde. “But, Your Excellency , protested the secretary. “But, nothing”, said the Governor, “do as I request. He left the room still gazing rapturously at the painting. Accordingly the burgess of Omar-Jourde received a second letter, but how different from the first. This contained the joyous news that the plans for the construction work had been abandoned, due to the persuasiveness of Manet's art. The news spread rapidly and Manet was acclaimed the deliverer of his people. And should you journey up the winding road to Omar-Jourde, you would come upon a statue of Manet standing at the entrance of the village. Beneath, one can read the words, “Alfred Manet— One of God’s Chosen Ones. In a dire emergency, the brush of Manet had proved more persuasive than the pen of the people— a gifted artist had been given to the world. Francis R. Holman, '32. Strange As It May Seem Lindbergh is the only Missourian who didn’t have to be shown. John Clark became well known without going out for basketball. There has been only one cure for love at first sight, and that is second sight. An official was sworn into office, and cussed out. A crossroad is a place where dead bodies are found. The greatest college faculty is that of going to sleep. Money talks; it always says good-bye. All that some hunters bag is their trousers. The older songs are the best, because no one sings them any more. Coatesville is only a one horse town and the horse has the sleeping sickness. The secret of success has been a secret to a great many people. Spring is called the season of balls: golf, base, and moth. If you close a salesman's mouth, he’ll talk through his nose. William Moore wrote a song called “Chloroform Me, Doctor, For I’m Too Sweet to Live. The Three Musketeers (Helen Carey, Kitty Quill, Mary Madonna) are never together. 58 Richard W. Griswold, ’32. Qlass Pr 10ULD you like to know today What the Prophet has to say. What this Class of Thirty-two In the future days will do? Well, listen then, intent, to me 1 11 tell vou now what each will be I must say, first, to set you right You'll never find a Class so bright, Tis one, which, really in effect Is quite the best you could expect. So don’t be in the least surprised If soon this world will be revised. Well now, I’m ready with my talc So, give attention, do not fail. With Francis Holman, 1 11 begin And tell you what’s in store for him Now he is quite a popular lad For jazzy songs he has a fad. He makes a hit where’er he goes So he’ll be heard in Broadway sho ws. John Loftus, here from Exton fair In politics will have a share To W ashington, some distant day You’ll find that he will wend his way. And though he s quiet as a mouse He'll be the Speaker of the House. 59 XJ And, then, this Class will have a girl W ho, too, will he in the political whirl Without a doubt, Marie Finegan Will boost her home town all she can She’s practiced talking all the year So she’ll know how to electioneer. It won’t be long till Mary Hughes W ill figure largely in the news The world of business will acclaim The marvelous workings of her brain She’ll make a lasting, deep impression By putting end to this depression. fhe famed musicians living now To M arv Ironsides will bow For (bey will all be in the shade When Marv’s reputation's made She’ll surely bring world-wide renown To both her famous class and town. Now buses are a common sight On any street both day and night But soon they'll be a thing quite rare You’ll see them scarcely anywhere For there will be the country o’er A Bike Line run by W'illiam Moore. Of Anna I)alv now 1 11 say She’ll be a doctor some fine dav i A clinic she will organize For all diseases of the eyes And by her skill she’ll surely win The greatest honors for Berwyn. Charles Travis in a year or so To far off Africa will go A great explorer he will be W hose name in headlines you will see 4 Of course, no wonder he’ll have luck He got his practice shooting 'chucks. I’m sure vou’re verv anxious now % v: To hear me tell of Dorothy Howe Well, if you saw our Passion Play You’d know, indeed, before I say That Dot will choose a stage career In which she’ll never have a peer. John Corcoran now—I mean John J. (Or “Little John”, we sometimes say) In every city, town and state A big sensation will create A famous jockey he’ll become Who’ll always come in Number One. If to Palm Beach you ever go You’ll hear the name ”I)i Stefano” For Esther’s future surely lies Beneath those genial southern skies. A fashion shop down there she’ll keep To serve the wants of the elite. Now let me say of Coatesville’s son That he can surely make the fun. And Richard Griswold—mark my word Will be a name by none unheard Before the rise of many moons He’ll make a fortune in cartoons. We have two Finegans, as you see One is Margaret—one Marie Marie I’ve told you of before Now see what Margaret has in store Her future in her home town lies A Business School she’ll supervise. The A s have quite a baseball nine Their pitchers all are mighty fine But wait and see, 1 11 make a bet They haven’t signed their best one yet For Joseph Kellev—though not big Will I )e the best in any league. 61 Now Katherine Quill has oft declared That nothing ever makes her scared But she is such a little mite You'd think she’d easily get a fright Yet you will see she spoke the truth When she becomes a first-class sleuth. file Digest now, tis plainly seen Is quite a well-known magazine But it is surely safe to say ’Twill he much better known some day For Philip, here, from Kennett Square Will he its Spokesman on the Air. And speaking now of Kennett Square We’ve Mary Madonna, too, from there. Just now she hasn't much to say But she’ll get over that some day A novelist, indeed, she’ll he Of greatest popularity. I 'll tell now with greatest pride Where Helen Carey will reside. In Washington, just wait and see The White House hostess she will he And always will there he demand For this First Lady of the Land. If you should ever stranded he In New York or vicinity Don’t start right in to sigh and fret And get yourself quite all upset For John F. Corcoran, note it well Will manage there a big hotel. And now I’ve told you of each one So then, I think, my task is done. There’s only one thing more to say To you, assembled here today Sincerely do we wish for you A future bright and happy, too. Charles E. Travis, '32. 62 If Only (B-rrr-rr B-rr) - - - A petite French maid in a black satin dress, with frilled apron and cap, hurried to the door. She opened it to admit the master of the house, a small spectacled gentleman struggling with a large square package. Is that you, Artimus?” called a voice from within the drawing-room. Yes, dear , he answered, hurrying past the doorway. Won’t you come here a minute? asked the voice. Guiltily he entered the room, carrying the cumbersome pack- age. Why, Artimus Whipple! What have you there? The woman who spoke was sitting on a davenport in the lar corner of the room. She was wearing a long, tight-fitting brocaded gown and looked for all the world as though she had been poured into it. Mr. Whipple, removing the wrapping, disclosed a large oil portrait of a gentleman in the dress of Colonial times. Where did you get that? questioned the woman. I-er-er, I attended an auction sale this afternoon , he stam- mered, and w-well, it was such a good bargain that I-er, I just couldn’t pass it up. But what can I do with it? she wailed She gazed disgustedly at the picture. Then suddenly her expression changed. M-m-m, perhaps”, she murmured. Then she rang for the butler. Mr. Whipple looked on in puzzled silence while she asked the butler to remove the mirror over the mantel and replace it with the picture. Not until the picture was placed to her satisfaction did she deign to explain to her husband. Mrs. Martin, our neighbor, is coming to tea tomorrow , she said. You know she is the wife of Geoffrey C. Martin, the famous historian. It should make a good impression if I showed her this portrait and told her that it is my great grandfather. Mr. Whipple didn’t quite understand what it was all about, but he was perfectly satisfied with any suggestion, in order that a scolding might be averted. The next afternoon promptly at three o'clock Mrs. Martin arrived. She was small, and quietly dressed, a sharp contrast to her plump over-dressed hostess. It was while they were having tea that Mrs. Martin noticed the painting. That is a fine portrait you have”, she remarked. Yes, sai d M rs. Whipple, it is my great grandfather. He fougth in the Revolution. 65 Her guest looked surprised but said nothing. “Ah”, thought Mrs. Whipple, mv plan is working fine.” And with that she launched into a history of the deeds and valor of her great grand- father, scarcely stopping for breath until Mrs. Martin left. That night after dinner Mr. Whipple was sitting in the library reading his newspaper. Suddenly the silence of the house was broken by a piercing scream. He rushed into the parlor to find his wife pale and trembling clutching the edge of the mantel and staring at the portrait. “W-whv, what is it, dear?” he asked. Speechless, she pointed to the bottom of the picture. Mr. Whippled adjusted his spectacles, stepped up to the picture and read the fine lettering— Thomas Jefferson Third President oj the United States. Mary A. Hughes, ’32. Senior Superlatives Drollest.......... Slowest........... Quietest........... Merriest........... Most Talkative. . . Most Alert......... Frankest.......... IFittiest.......... Best Bluffer...... Heaviest.......... Most Popular. . . . Most Industrious. Most Musical. . . . Fastest............ Most Attractive. . . Most Poetic....... Best I ’entriloquest Most Reserved. . . . .... Katherine Quill ........John Loftus . . . Esther DiStefano .....Helen Carey .....Charles Travis .....Marie Finegan ........Anna Daly . . . John J. Corcoran .....Philip Kelleher . John F. Corcoran . . . . Francis Holman .....William Moore . . . .Mary Ironsides .....Joseph Kelley .....Dorothy Howe . . Richard Griswold Marguerite Finegan . . . . Mary Madonna Mary A. Hughes, '32. 64 UNNT ACT5 Helen C. Carey— Hums a tune and wears a smile As a comrade she’s worth while. John F. Corcoran— At basketball he’s unsurpassed No other time does he move fast. John J. Corcoran— Clatter, clatter down the hall John T. Corcoran, that is all. Anne M. Daly— Collecting money is an art Would you, your skill, to us impart? Esther D. Di Stefano Small in stature, great in mind. Always gentle, always kind. Marguerite M. Finegan As prompter she has gained renown, Upon her efforts teachers frown. Marie E. Finegan She shares alike, both fun and work. She’s never yet been known to shirk. Richard W. Griswold Full of fun and sharp of wit Always sure to make a hit. Francis R. Holman A lanky lad of much renown Oh, yes, he comes from Berwyn town. 65 Dorothy E. Howe— At hockey, Dot cannot be beat; Just to watch her is a treat. Mary A. Hughes— A literary genius, we predict. Always the right word, prompt and quick. Mary G. Ironside— Ouiet, gentle, and serene, The gracious manner of a queen. Philip L. Kelleher— Although his bluffing does annoy We real! y can’t dislike this boy. Joseph E. Kelley— He's a champ at any sport But mathematics is not his forte. John F. Loftus— Won’t vou tell us, now I prav What you think about all day? Mary C. Madonna— A cheerful miss and quite petite, As fine a friend as one could meet. William D. Moore— Bill is always hard at work Perhaps, some day, he’ll be a clerk. Katherine J. Ouill— Quick to think and quick to act. Yet she’s noted for her tact. Charles E. Travis— He talks so fast the livelong day, 1 hat none can tell what Ins words say. Mary A. Hughes, ’32. 66 Which HERE she sat, as if a reigning queen, upset by trials and tribulation. Her delicately carved features were drawn tight. Her eyes sparkled like the glowing embers of a log fire. Her dainty hands were transformed into tightly clenched fists. The rings on her fingers bit cruelly into her flesh. Oh! if only some kind fairy would come to her assistance. From her position, she looked down upon a masculine figure kneeling before her. Her bowed head lifted, slightly, expectantly. A decision must be made. Yet, as he began to speak, she hesitated. What if her decision be wrong? Across her mind flashed forgotten pages of history. Did Caesar hesitate at the Rubicon? Did Nero hesitate while Rome burned? NO! She was sure on the last point at least. History said he fiddled. She would decide! Yes, her mind was made up. But as her Uwntly roughed lips parted, thoughts of home, of parents of all mat was her very own, entered into her troubled brain. She was unable to banish them! If her decision were wrong, what then? Would she dare again to face her friends? Impossible! She would be a leper, an outcast—shunned by society. She twitched convul- sively at the thought. Her mother had warned her again and again! Yes—if she could only remember. Was there no loop-hole for escape? She looked down distractedly at the bent figure before her—a ripple of fear passed over her body. She must face the consequences; let fate take its course. She drew a deep breath. “fry the shoe on the left foot, please.’’ A delicately shaped foot was thrust forward. A sigh of relief escaped her. She had decided correctly—the hole was in the right stocking. Marie E. Finegan, '32 67 CLASS WIU h L it remembered and understood that when, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for us, the Seniors of the Year Nineteen Hundred and Thirty-two, to be- queath our former rights and privileges to the succeeding Juniors, we, the said Seniors, being in sound mind and full possession of our senses, notwithstanding the opinion oa the Faculty, do solemnly declare this to be our Last Will and Testament: I o our Alma Mater, we bequeath our unfailing lovaltv and devotion. 1 o our loved Pastor, Father Schuyler, we leave our sincere gratitude and appreciation for his generous sacrifices in making our High School days so pleasant, and our promise of a loyal support in all his undertakings for the welfare of St. Agnes.’ To Father Coyle and Father Cox, we leave the memory of our glorious athletic record, and best wishes for an even more suc- cessful season next year; also our sincere thanks for their efforts in training us to be such stellar performers. I o Mother and the Sisters we leave a well-merited vacation after this busy year, together with the assurance that we will trv to live up to their expectations. We also bequeath to them our sincere thanks for all they have done for us during our stay here. I o our youngest brothers and sisters, the Freshmen, we bequeath the Gallic W ars of Caesar together with Boswell’s “Life of Johnson , also the hope that they will return to school in Sept- ember bereft of their greenness. lo the Sophomores, we leave Cicero s Orations against Cata- line, the right lo elect Class Officers, and collect dues We also bequeath to them the dignity that has been ours, in the hope that it may be fully developed by the time they become Seniors. lo our immediate successors, the Juniors, we reluctantly be- queath the following privileges: 1. To be called “Seniors.” 2. To be first in Public Speaking. 3. 1 o occupy the last benches at Assembly. 4. To direct Gvm. 5. To give monthly socials. We also bequeath to these said Juniors the use of oar desks and classrooms, the laboratories, typewriters, cloakrooms, com- passes, pencils, etc. To the individual members of the Junior Class, we make the following bequests: 68 l£ To Mary McCusker, Helen Carey's basketball ability, also her curly hair. To Catherine Kelly, John J. Corcoran's air of nonchalance together with his tardy marks. To Helen Corcoran, Anna Daly’s knowledge of Latin, together with her private question box. To John McCormick, Charles Travis remarkable powers of seeing everything and missing nothing, also his dimples. To Miriam Moran, Anna Daly’s fondness for arguments, also her charge in the Lunch Room. To Jeanne Hoyte, Margaret Finegan’s perfect silence in class, together with her favorite Underwood. To Isabel Connelly, Richard Griswold’s latest jokes, also his Chemistry Notebook. To Mary Pasquale, Joseph Kelley s love of study, also his shorthand notebooks. To William O’Brien, William Moore’s conversational powers, also his bicycle. To Elizabeth Miller, Katherine Quill’s days off, also her high heels. To Marie Hurst, Marie Finegan’s enthusiasm, together with her side remarks. To Francis Foster, John F. Corcoran’s distaste for over-exer- tion, also his red ink. To Joan Ryan, Mary Hughes’ pep, vim and vigor, also her sarcasm. To Marie Hanselman, Mary Ironside’s position as Organist, also her attraction for the Honor Roll. To Richard Donnelly, Francis Holman’s classy-cut clothes, also his dancing ability. To Charlotte Tigue, Philip Kelleher’s contagious laugh, also his Solid Geometry. To Catherine White, Margaret Finegan’s prompting ability, also her serious disposition. To Marie Morley, Dorothy Howe’s sports record, also her blush. To Ann Burkenstock, Mary Madonna’s complacency, also her eyebrows. To Isabel Haley, Esther DiStephano’s speed in dictation, also her bobl y pins. To Robert McCue, Philip Kellehcr’s bluff, together with John Loftus’ day dreams. To Elizabeth Pitt, Charles Travis’ speed in talking, also his wise cracks. 69 We leave all the undergraduates the ardent wish that they, on the day of their graduation, will leave our Alma Mater with the same feeling of loyalty, gratitude, and appreciation which we take with us today. We hereby name as executors to this, the Last Will and Testa- ment of the Class of Nineteen Hundred and Thirty-two, the Faculty of St. Agnes High School, realizing that in so doing, the wishes of the class will be satisfactorily and entirely carried out. In Witness Whereof we have hereunto set our hands and seals this eleventh day of June, A. D. 1932. (Signed) Francis R. Holman, '32. Dorothy E. Howe, ’32. Junior English Class, St. Agnes’ High School, West Chester, Pa. Dear Classmates: Point Rock, Montana April 21, 1932. WISH the privilege accorded me of seeing these wonders had been yours also. I agree with those who say, “See America First ”, for though Yellowstone National Park is only 3,348 square miles, there are more wonders of nature here than anywhere else. We entered the Park through the Northern Gate, at Gardiner, Montana, after an uncomfortable machine ride of five miles over a wild mountainous country. “The colors!’’ we exclaimed, in breathless astonishment, as our eyes beheld the exquisite combinations of hues, shades and tints. From Mammoth Hot Springs, we proceeded by horse through the wild strange place called the “Hoodoos’’ or “Goblin Land ”, which, tradition says, was formed by the Devil sliding down one mountain and his Satanic Majesty’s wife down another. This strange region is one of the most gruesome spots in the entire park. 70 Twelve miles beyond Mammoth Springs, we drove over a roadway around the base of Obsidian Cliff which is built of solid glass. This road led us to the geyser field. These water volcanoes are deep down in the earth. The hot water collects and the steam becomes so compressed that something must give way and finally the water on top is forced out. The geyser is then quiet for a time until the pressure rises. As we drove along, we could see in the distance a body of pale blue water called “Congress Pool. A few minutes ride brought us to this seething, boiling pool, which is another phenomena of the Park. The king of geysers is called the “Monarch and boiling water spurts constantly from its mouth. We then visited a gruesome and awe-inspiring place called “Hell’s Half Acre.” It is well deserving of such a title. These freaks of nature seem unconsciously linked with the evil one. Dense masses of steam overhang the land and a sulphurous odor rushed upon us, leaving us choking and gasping. The air was filled with hissing noises and even the ground beneath us was scorching hot. After we had visited the small basins of spluttering pasty mud beyond “Hell’s Half Acre”, we walked to the largest geyser in the world, “Excelsior.” It has been quiet for many years and we saw only a great opening filled with boiling light blue water. Next we came upon the “Morning Glory Spring.” It is truly marvelous. Imagine, if you can, a pool of water about two feet in diameter and formed in the shape of a morning-glory that grows in your own garden. It resembles the morning-glory not only in shape, but also in color except, that the shades are a little deeper. The crystal water is so clear that it seems like air. The geysers are not the only wonders of the Park. Its great forests, water-falls, and rocky cliffs are magnificent marvels of nature. The wild animals roam freely around the Park and are not even afraid of visitors. Hunting is forbidden while fishing is per- mitted. The Angler’s patience is abundantly rewarded by good and extraordinary catches. We hope to stay here for two weeks more and then we shall continue our travels to the coast. Your loving classmate, (Signed) Charlotte Tigue, '33. 71 ] The Silver Screen The Local Iioy Makes Good Tarzan................... Criminal Code............ Forbidden Adventure....... The Common Law........... Heaven On Forth.......... Hell's Divers............. Platinum Iilonde.......... Polly oj the Circus....... Men of Chance............. Three Wise Girls......... Flying High.............. Alias the Doctor......... Peach 0'Reno............. The Beloved Bachelor..... Born to L,ove............ Monkey Business.......... The Passionate Plumber. . . Frankenstein.............. Daddy Tjong Legs......... Emma..................... Expensive ITomen......... The Struggle............. .................William Moore .................Francis Murray ......................Stenography .................Bagging School ...................No Smoking .........................Vacation ..................Senior Boys .....................Anna Daly ..................Mary Ironside ............Kelleher and Travis A. Daly, M. Hughes, M. Ironside ..........................Socials ...............John J. Corcoran ...............O’Brien Foster ....................John Clark .................Dorothy Howe ..........................Spanish .................Richard Donnelly ....................John Loftus ...............John McCormick ...............Margaret Finegan . . .Catherine White, Helen Reilly .....................Examinations John F. Corcoran, ’32. Telieve It or TSJot Margaret Finegan never argues. Katherine Quill never walks fast. John Loftus is always here when the first bell rings William Moore never rode a bicycle. Richard Griswold never got a red mark. Dorothy Howe never gets a marcel. Francis Holman doesn't know how to dance. Charles Travis never talks at typing period. Marie Finegan never uses hair pins. Anne Daly doesn’t have time to fix her knot. John F. Corcoran never overslept. Mary Ironside never plays the organ. John J. Corcoran doesn't like bookkeeping. Mary Hughes never lost her foutain pen. Joseph Kelley isn't left handed. Esther Di Stefano, ’32. 72 a Did You Hear About the Scotchman Who tried to sue a baseball club, because he was hurl watching a game. He fell out of a tree. Who stood on the corner cracking his finders on the Fourth of July. Who fried his eggs in Lux to keep them from shrinking. Who went to school in Scotland to get a liberal education. Who was told not to tell anyone he was Scotch, because he was wasting his breath. Who paid wherever he went except when he went with some- body else. Who quit playing golf for twenty years, and then began to play. He found his golf ball. Who took up a collection and got enough buttons to start a Button Factory. Who cut off his head because someone told him his face was his fortune. W ho built his chicken house in front of a church, so his chickens could eat the rice after weddings. Who fanned his wife with a salt mackerel, because she needed the salt air. Philip L. Kelleher, '32 Information, Please How does Do Howe keep a marcel in so long? Will Anna I)alv teach us the secret of her complexion? Do sandwiches come any l etter than Airs. Farrelly’s? Is John J. Corcoran a mathematical genius? Whv can’t we all have Helen Carey's personality? Does Mary Hughes like Chemistry? How does John Loftus manage to get to school on time? How did Marguerite Finegan acquire such a pleasing disposition? Mary C. Madonna, '32. 73 Name Favorite Saying Distinguishing Characteristic Hobby Ambition Destiny Helen Carey Honest to John! Demureness Teasing Rete i Actress Usherette John F. Corcoran You ought'a saw him ! Avoirdupois Sleeping Paperhanger Wallflower at Guss’s John J. Corcoran Aw! wait awhile Adam’s apple W ise cracking None Educated hobo Anne Daly Mv word! Neatness Telling people what to do Traveler’s Comp'n A conductor’s wife Esth e r D i St e ph ano For crving out loud Quietness Helping others | Shorthand Teacher Timekeeper Marguerite Finegan Sez vou That blush Prompting Somebody ’s stenog. Soda jerker Marie Finegan Tousev Walk Chemistrv? ? ? Musical Comedy Selling song sheets in thc5 10 Richard Griswold Tough guy, ancha? Grin Jokes Comedian Underta ker Francis Holman Who, me? Appearance I Fair Sex Jazz King Hurdv gurdy grinder Dorothy Howe Oh, yeah? Genial disposition | Blondes! ! Private Secreta rv Housewife Mary Hughes Oh crumby! Vocabula rv | Latin? ? ? Journalist Reporter for the Daily Local N. Mary Ironside Unknown Unselfishness Driving a la Ford To see the world Reading Gulliver's Travels Philip Kelleher No kidding! Devil-may-care | Gasing off Matinee Idol Stagehand Joseph Kelley Gotcher Spanish? Pleasing personality Driving with one hand Orchestra Leader Track coach John Loftus Ring that bell! Activity? ? ? Loafing Business Man Banana vendor Mary Madonna Oh sasafras Hair Drinking cocs |C. P. A. Book agent William Moore Gotta chew? Squeezing the coppe r Errand boy Toreador Dog catcher Katherine Quill Oh, sweet death! Di ninutive Stature Sunday afternoon rides Capitalist Secretary A. ' P. Charles Travis Aw! that’s right Talkativeness Dates Author Editor of “ Judge’. Anne M. Daly, ’32 75 Basket The basket ball team representing the school did not fare so well in competition during the season of 1931-32. Many of the candidates were inexperienced, and our new coach, Father Cox, had to spend a great deal of time in teaching the fundamentals of the game. While the team did not win any games during the first half of the season it showed a steady improvement, and during the second half of the season Eddystone High and Malvern Prep defeated us by close scores. We forced Marple-Newfown to two extra periods before bowing in defeat, defeated St. Matthew’s High of Conshohocken, and climaxed the season by a thrilling victory over our traditional rivals, St. Katherine's High of Wayne. Our captain, Frank Holman, was a fine leader and a constant inspiration to the team. He played forward with Bill O'Brien, whose speed and shooting made him an ideal running mate for Holman. John Corcoran played the pivot post consistently. The defensive work of the two guards, Frank Foster and Clem Connell, was a great help to the team in repulsing our opponent’s offensive. Our reserve players Joe Kelley, Joe Clark, Dick Snitzer and Frank Donnelly, were called on frequently during the season, and proved to be very capable substitutes. For the first time in the history of the school, our basket ball second team engaged in outside competition and performed very creditably. They won two games and lost two both times by one point. The players all showed promise of a good team in the future. The reserve players were: Jerry Monaghan, Larry Haley, Jim Zaccarelli, John Bannan, Vic Giancola, Frank Megargee and Bob Finegan. SCHEDULE December 11 Eddystone....... 18 Malvern Prep. . . . 22 Catholic High.... January 2 Mnrple Newtown. . 6 St. Katherine. . . . 12 Catholic High .... 15 Eddystone...... February 5 St. Matthew......... 9 Malvern Prep.... 12 Marple Newtown. . 20 St. Katherine....... St. Agnes Opponent 9 41 11 32 8 56 16 38 19 39 11 27 21 40 31 18 15 22 25 26 23 18 77 Baseball The baseball season of 1931-32 was rather diastrous for the team. Although we lost five regulars from last year's squad, the team was more than we expected it to be. Our first game was a tough one to lose. Marple-Newtown came from behind in the last inning to beat us out 3-2. The team looked good in this game and we thought we were going somewhere, but we again tasted defeat at the hands of St. Matthew's High from Conschohocken, 12-10. Our next defeat came at the hands of St. Katherine’s High, of Wayne. Here it took them two extra innings to beat us 6-5. The next game was rained out, and then we travelled to Manayunk to battle St. John’s High. We took a terrible beating from that team, 13-4. Errors were costly in this game and they paved the way for eight of their runs. Our next game was a victory for the home team. We turned St. Matthew's boys back by the score 15-9. H ome runs were the highlights in this game. O'Brien, Foster, and Corcoran pounded the ball hard for us, while the pitching of Kelley was wonderful. St. Katherine’s travelled up here and administered another defeat by the score 9-5. Here erratic playing paved the way for them to win. Our next contestant, Chadds Ford, was turned back by the score 4-2. Kelley’s pitching and O’Brien’s homer w'ere the highlights of this game. We take this opportunity to express our sincere thanks and appreciation to Father Cox for his untiring efforts to make our team a winner. We regret that our playing this year was not up to the mark, and trust that next year's team will do more credit to his efficient coaching. THE INTRA-MURAL BASKET BALL LEAGUE After the regular basketball season closed, the four classes in the High School competed for the supremacy of the school. At the close of a schedule of bitterly contested games the Freshmen were crowned as champions. They were undefeated. The Sopho- mores and Juniors were tied for second place, and the Seniors were in fourth place. The Freshmen were presented with prizes bv Father Schuyler as a reward for their victory. 79 Members of the Senior Hockev Team Hockey Near the end of September on a bright afternoon all the girls of S. A. H. S. were seen on the K. of C. field. How happy we were to get the sticks and start playing. As usual each class formed a separate team. Each girl worked for the class, each class trying for the cup. During the season every game was hard fought and closely contested Many games were helped through to victory by the cheering from the side lines. Up until the last week the Juniors trailed the Freshmen; steady improvement throughout the season, however, brought results for the Juniors. They flashed ahead in the home stretch and won out over the Presides by a one point margin. GIRLS’ INTER-CLASS HOCKEY SCHEDULE Seniors 0 Seniors 1 Seniors 0 J uniors 0 Juniors 3 J uniors 3 Sophomores 0 Sophomores i i Sophomores 0 Freshmen 0 Freshmen 2 Freshmen 1 Seniors 1 Seniors i Seniors 0 Sophomores 2 Sophomores 0 Sophomores ' •— J uniors 2 J uniors 0 J uniors .i Freshmen I Freshmen 1 Freshmen 0 Seniors 1 Seniors 0 Seniors 0 Freshmen 3 Freshmen 1 Fresh men 2 J uniors 3 J uniors 3 • J uniors 2 Sophomores 0 Sophomores 0 Sophomores 0 FINAL STANDING J uniors Won 6 Lost 1 Tied 2 Points 14 Freshmen ( 2 I 13 Sophomores.... o 5 2 6 Seniors . . . I 7 I 3 'Basket The basketball season of 1931-32 opened with all of the players ol last year s season present, together with the incoming Freshmen class. Needless to say all were anxious to start practicing. On Wednesday, January 6th the first game was played be- tween the Juniors and Seniors. The Seniors gained the victory. This season s Freshman team was exceptionally good. They won only one game, but succeeded in twice tieing the Sophomores and likewise were never defeated by more than two or three goals. The Seniors did not succeed in winning every game but were defeated by the Juniors and the Sophomores. The Juniors were our closest competitors during the first six weeks of the season. There is much credit due to the Sophomores because they gave many hard battles during the season. GIRLS' INTER-CLASS BASKETBALL SCHEDULE Seniors 21 Seniors 19 Seniors 28 J uniors 20 Ju niors 25 J u niors 27 Sophomores 12 Sophomores 20 Sophomores 20 Freshmen 15 Freshmen 20 Freshmen 20 Seniors 26 Seniors 22 Seniors 17 Sophomores 13 Sophomores 21 Sophomores 21 J uniors 39 Juniors 32 J uniors 15 Freshmen 32 Fresh men 26 Freshmen 12 Seniors 28 Seniors 19 I uniors 21 Freshmen 17 Freshmen 15 Freshmen 18 I uniors 29 J uniors 24 I uniors 24 Sophomores 30 Sophomores 25 Sophomores 27 FINAL STANDING Won Lost Tied Points Seniors 2 0 14 Sophomores. , 4 3 2 10 Juniors 4 5 0 8 Freshmen . . i 6 2 4 BASKETBALL FOR GRADE GIRLS The Seventh and Eighth Grade girls basketball started in February and ended in March. The girls played very well for beginners. The classes were divided into four teams, and the Senior girls acted as Coaches. The Blue team was coached bv Helen Carey, Mary Madonna, Marguerite Finegan; Red, by Catherine Quill, Mary Hughes; Yellow, by Dorothy Howe, Anna Daly, Mary Ironside; Green, by Marie Finegan anti Esther DiStefano. There were three ties and after a few extra games the Green team seemed to be the strongest. SEVENTH AND EIGHTH GRADE BASKETBALL SCHEDULE Blue 14 Red 10 Green 19 Yellow 30 Red 8 Blue 19 Yellow 18 Red 10 Blue 22 Green 14 Red 6 Yellow 16 Green 18 Blue 32 Yellow 16 Yellow 28 Blue 14 Green 12 Yellow 28 Red 11 Green 14 Blue 13 Red 4 Green 14 Blue 12 Green 18 Green 10 Yellow 1 1 FINAL STANDING Won Lost Poi nts Green . . . . 6 2 1 2 Blue .... 4 3 8 Yellow.... . ... 4 3 8 Red 0 6 0 84 The officers and members of the Alumni Association extend congratulations to the Class of 1932 upon having successfully completed the High School Course, and bid you a hearty welcome into our Association. Let every member of your Class become active and interested in this Association and thus remain loyal to your Alma Mater. It is our wish that your future will be bright anti success may be yours. John J. Haley, ’24, President. CLASS OF 1924 June—the one month in the year that causes many former students to pause and to recall the many happy days which were spent at St. Agnes. As I was going back over the past eight years, trying to recall the various successes and achievements which my former class- mates have accomplished, I took the privilege of recording these thoughts on paper; and the following is the account. We are singularly honored this year in having one of our members ordained to the Sacred Priesthood—Rev. Francis X. Wahl. . . The next name that came into my mind was Mary Dunleavy, now Sister Mary Gloriosa. Eleanor Cassidy is taking up a course in higher education preparatory to obtaining her degree. Elizabeth Collins is Mrs. Thomas Courtless and lives in Downingtown. Sarah Delaney Finegan is still the very capable secretary to Thomas J. Redmond. John Haley has recently accepted a position with the firm of Samuel H. Taylor. James Hickey is studying to be a veterinarian down at 1 enn. Julia Higgins is secretary to a firm in Malvern. May Learv is administering cheer and comfort to her patients. John Ludlam is teaching at home in Millville, N. J. Margaret McCue is a very efficient secretary in the employ- ment of Schramm Co. Alfonso Mullarkey is studying to become a radio announcer up in Connecticut. 85 ] A James Rogan is a promising young dentist with an office in West Chester. Alice Reilly is Mrs. Byron Jenkins of Narberth. Edward Tuohey is ably assisting the Standard Oil Co. of America. Carroll Welsh has accepted a position in Mahanoy City. The undersigned can be found in the office of William J. Kauffman. William H. Quill, ’24. CLASS OF 1926 Congratulations and felicitations to the happy Graduates! May the future bring you the fulfillment of your most cherished desires and recurring years add happiness and the satisfaction of successful achievements to your spirits. And may the benediction of the Most High ever rest upon you as the spiritual armor of your soul and the accolade of your faith. Such is the sincere and earnest wish of the Graduates of 1926 for you, Graduates of 1932! Six years ago saw us, as a class, facing the world with cheerful hearts and buoyant hopes, conscious of our powers and firm in our belief in ourselves and our abilities to attain our desires. Our motto and our ambitions were “Ad Astra —To the Stars! The passage of the years has not dimmed the lustre of that device which we emblazoned on our class banner at graduation, nor have various temporary difficulties cooled the ardor of our aspirations. Our individual stars have neither fallen into the meaningless void nor reached their zenith. They are slowly but surely in the ascendant as may be evinced from the following history of the class. Three members of the class have been blessed with the gracious gilt of religious vocations and have happily responded to the Divine Call bv becoming Sisters in the Community of the Servants of the Immaculate Heart of Mary. Following the active profession to which their Order is ordained, they are engaged in teaching children in parochial schools. Mary M. Ahern, who became Sister Mary Incarnation in religion, is stationed in the parish of St. Thomas Aquinas at 1620 South Seventeenth Street, Philadel- phia, where she is a teacher in the Intermediate Department of the parochial school. Regina T. Curtin, now Sister Maria Monica, serves as instructress in music at St. Gabriel’s School which is located at Twenty-ninth and Dickinson Streets in the city of Philadelphia. Alice P. Finegan, who as Sister Marie Angelus was honored in religion by receiving a variant of the name of her 86 d Qs3S sponsor and our former iMother M. Angelus, is happily engaged in imparting knowledge to the Fifth Grade students of the Sacred Heart Parochial School at Third and Reed Streets, Philadelphia. In addition to those dedicated to the service of the soul, cer- tain of our members have devoted themselves to ministering unto the physical welfare of suffering humanity. In this profession are Elizabeth Aldworth, R.N., who is engaged in private nursing in Philadelphia and vicinity. Ruth I. McNamara, R.N., has been honored by appointment to the staff of Misericordia Hospital where she serves in the capacity of anesthetist. Anne I. Me Conkey, R.N., after a period of post graduate work at Columbia, has been ap- pointed as Assistant-Instructress of Nurses at the New Jersey State Hospital in Grevstone Park, New Jersey. Dorothv Broomall O'Neill, R.N., is centering her activities in lames Edward O’Neill, Jr., a delightful young man of six months of whom his parents are justly proud and the class enthusiastic in its admiration. His proud father, lames E. O’Neill, is a valued employee in the R. S. Himelright Cleaning and Dyeing Establish- ment where he has been actively engaged since graduation. The business world has also been enriched by the acquisition of several excellent bookkeepers and stenographers from among the members of our class. Genevieve Boyer Lewis has been affi- liated with the Philadelphia firm of Mather and Company for the past two years, in which position she has contributed much to the general happiness of the staff as well as to the efficiency of the office. Anna M. Ricci has restricted her secretarial abilities to West Chester, being chief bookkeeper for the West Chester Ice Cream Company, a thriving industry owned and operated by her father, M. Margaret Glackin continues to devote her business training to the interests of a Wilmington firm. John Me Gill has also at- tached himself, in a clerical capacity, with the Sharpless Separator Company of West Chester. Mary Tully, formerly associated with a business concern in Wilmington, is at present recuperating from an operation for appendicitis which made it necessary for her to temporarily sever business connections. Private enterprise in the field of Contracting has appealed to John E. Hamilton and Patrick S. Reilly, the former having est- ablished a firm of his own and the latter acting as assistant to his father in the firm of P. J. Reilly, Contractor. The directorial abilities and business acumen of Alovsius A. Hanselman are being fully exercised in his important relationship with the Pennsylvania Department of Highways, with which he is officially connected as Inspector. 87 3 Lawrence J. Reilly has recently become an associate of Casper Hicks as funeral Director, for which position he was ably prepared by his extensive study at the Renourd Training School in New York City. Methodical and conscientious to a degree of excellence, Cathe rine E. Finegan has been rewarded by promotion to the position of Manager of the Book Room at the West Chester State Teachers’ College where she finds pleasure and mental stimulus in her contacts with the students and teachers, among whom she has numerous acquaintances. John F. Hickey, having been invested in the degree of Bachelor of Science at Villanova College, is at present a candidate for the degree of Master of Arts from the same institution. During the past year he has been actively engaged as a Teaching Fellow in the Chemistry Laboratories of his college, having been awarded a post graduate Fellowship in Science. Mildred M. Mel vin, Bachelor of Arts from Immaculata College, is a candidate for the degree of Master of Arts from the Universitv of Pennsylvania where she has been engaged in graduate work in the Department of English and Comparative Literatures. Mildred M. Melvin, '26. CLASS OF 1927 We, the Class of 1927, in our Fifth Anniversary year, wish to extend to the Class of 1932 our heartiest congratulations and best wishes for a bright and happy future. five years away from our Alma Mater finds us as follows: Four of our girls have forsaken the single state for wedded bliss. 1 hey are Gertrude Doyle, who is now Mrs. James Thompson, Anne Robinson, now Mrs. Jos. Talley, Anne I affey, now Mrs. Jos. Carter, and Dorothea Penrose, now Mrs. BeRoy Highfield. Elizabeth McCool and Margaret Delaney are in the employ of the Bell Telephone. Anna Meara is employed at the Court House. Agnes Huber, Alice Moore, Ellen Montgomery are very suc- cessful in their chosen profession—Nursing. Catherine Clancy is assisting her parents with domestic duties. Alice Co sgrove is assistant technician at the Chester County Hospital. 88 Paul Kehoe Is employed as a bookkeeper at the Denny Tag Co. Joseph Finegan is connected with the Meat Department of the American Store. Raymond Yeaeer is working for Swift Co. located in Ohio. Kathryn Hickey has entered the profession of private tutoring. The undersigned still renders her services to Mostellers, Inc. And now, the Class of '27 pledges a debt of gratitude to our kind Priests and Sisters for their untiring efforts in our behalf. Helen M. Burkenstock, ’27. CLASS OF 1928 Four years since we the Class of '28 left the beloved portals of St. Agnes. Again the opportunity has been afforded us to sincerely thank Father Schuyler and (he Sisters for their faithful guidance that has enabled us to conquer and keep conquering this great Life. To the Class of '32 we extend our heartiest congratulations. Ve know you will uphold the noble traditions engendered in your stay at St. Agnes in the same manner as your predecessors. I will try to prove my above statements with the following: Three of our members have answered the Divine Call. Thomas J. Haley is continuing his studies for the Holy Priesthood at Mount St. Mary’s, Emmittsburg, Maryland. Joseph Yeager is now in the seminary at Little Rock, Arkansas. Ann F. Farrelly is known to us now as Sister Maria Henry and is teaching in Saint Anthony’s School, Philadelphia. Francis J. O'Brien our worthy president, is in business with his father and despite the depression Jiggs can be seen driving his little Ford early in the morning to work. Anna M. Clark is employed by the Evening Public Ledger. John J. Civial is about to complete his four year course at Villa- nova. Here's wishing you luck, Civ, in your profession. Marian C. Davis is at home, keeping her domestic abilities for future use. John H. Doyle is getting along splendidly at his chosen course at State Teacher’s College. John F. Dunleavv is still in business with his father. We take this time to extend our congratulations to Hun on his recent marriage. Good luck and best wishes Hun. 89 Timothy A. Geary, and Mary G. Hayes will soon receive degrees from Villanova and Immaculata, respectively. Roger Hollingsworth is proving his worth at the University of Pennsylvania, being chosen a member of the editorial staff of The Pennsylvania. Thomas W. Me Intyre is employed at Hubbs Stores and by all reports Bud will some day be President, but that is no more than we expect from him. Paul F. Rudolph is also making a name for himself as a great salesman being employed by the Ardmore American Stores. Henrv J. Thomas is still employed at the Downingtown Paper Mills. William A. Thompson decided the ride to Villanova was not long enough for him, so he changed and is now going to Temple University. The undersigned is still employed at the Garden Theatre. Margaret R. Carey, '28. CLASS OF 1929 The Class of '29 is glad to have this opportunity to do three very important things: First, to express once more our gratitude to Father Schuyler and the Sisters, Servants of the Immaculate Heart of Mary, for their many kindnesses to us. Next, to offer our sincere congratulations to the Class of '32 and to wish them every success in life. And last but not least, to talk about ourselves. Our President, Elwood McGrogan, is still ably assisting his father manage Kift’s Green House. Our Vice-President, Thomas Finegan, works hard for the American Stores Company. M arv Anderson is studying Music at the State Teachers' College, West Chester. Mary Avil, Dorothy Lewis, Margaret Montgomery and Mary Connelly are all studying at Immaculata College. Elvira Beltramo is attending St. Mary’s College, New Orleans, Hello, Elvira. Edmund Cosgrifif is one of the reasons why business at the Theatre Grill keeps increasing steadily. Madeline Cosgrove and Helen Farrell each completed their nursing courses this year. Madeline is a graduate of the Homeo- 90 pathic Hospital, West Chester, and Helen is a graduate of the M isericordia Hospital, Philadelphia. Catherine Cotter is holding a position with the Denny Tag Company. Helen Dulin and Frances Halligan constitute the married members of the class. Margaret Halligan is employed at the Chester County Hospital. Edna Kamerze is general manager of the Lorraine Dining Room, while Helen Ricci holds the same position in the West Chester Ice Cream Company. Helen Kerr is doing clerical work at Yarnall’s Garage, West Chester. Thorn Lewis contributes his valuable service to the Chester Valley Bus Line. Beatrice Meyer’s magnetic personality lures theatre-goers to the Warner Theatre, West Chester. William Murray and Russel Hurst are regular attendants at Villanova College. Dorothy Nider, Catherine Nolan, Catherine Reilly and Helen Preston are all taking advantage of the Domestic Science course given at school. Marie O'Brien is acting as governess for a family in West Chester. Catherine Powers is a stenographer for the U. G. I. in Kennett Square. John Reilly is an assistant at the Purple and Gold Tea Room. Class of '32, again we say, “Congratulations!” Mary E. Connelly, '29. CLASS OF 1930 Once more June days crown the school year. Thoughts of youth are turning eagerly to commencement plans. Thus, two years agor the class of '30 was planning for graduation. Now, we rise up to give three hearty cheers for the Class of '32 upon its completion of a high school education. May each of you ex- perience happy lives and reach the peaks of success. After our best wishes have been extended to you, I think it fitting to tell you a little about our experiences for the past year. Joseph Connell and William Hayes are studying for the priesthood at St. Charles Seminary and Belmont Abbey College, North Caroline, respectiv-ely. 91 Earl Holman, our class President, is employed at McNicholas Drug Store in Berwyn. Joseph Pribula, Treasurer, is unemployed at present. Cathrine Bannon is helping to make Grant’s business profit- able. Philip Beltramo is studying Chemical Engineering at Tulane University, New Orleans. Margaret Collins is employed at the Garden Theatre. Joseph Dunleavy is identified with “Dunleavv Roofing, Spout- ing and Heating.” Marguerite Finegan is booming business for Benson’s Clothing Store. Lawrence Finegan is employed here also. Kedino Cordivani is employed in the mushroom business in Kennett. Margaret Hickey and Idella McCool are training at the Chester Countv Hospital. M ary Himelright is stenographer to Dr. Carleton. Catherine Leonard and I oretta Slavin are training at St. Francis Hospital in Wilmington. Anne Lewis is a valuable asset to Stewart Michener’s business. Margaret McIntyre is at home. Carroll Moran is studying at the William Penn Aircraft School in Philadelphia. Anna Pasquale is working in the office at the Brandywine Mushroom Company. Julia Pasquale is employed at Ben’s Fruit Co. Elizabeth Reilly is continuing her Music Education course at tne State Teachers’ College. Helen Rudolph is taking a lousiness Course in Pierce’s College. Anna Scott is at home. The undersigned is continuing the Secondary Education course at State Teachers’ College. Margaret Chaxlle, ’30. CLASS OF 1931 It does not seem possible that a year has passed since we were graduated from our beloved Alma Mater. We, the Class of 1931 take this opportunity to express our appreciation and thanks to Father Schuyler and the Sisters who were so kind to us during our never-to-be-lorgotten school days, and to congratulate the Class of 1932 on the successful completion of their high school course. 92 js] During the past year, the members of the Class of '31 have found a place in the various walks of life. Frederick Hickey, our Class valedictorian, has answered the Divine Call, and is now studying at St. Charles’ Seminary, Over- brook. The second place in our list is given to Catherine Finegan and Helen O’Brien who are known in religion as Sister Marita Agnes, and Sister Maria Agnese, respectively. Michael Doyle and John Farrelly are valuable assets to the Ameiican Scores and A. P. Stores, respectively. Mary Fritz has proven her ability as a saleslady, as she is still employed by Montgomery, .Ward and Company. Dorothy McFarlan and Marie Sheller are taking a post gradu- ate course in Stenography and typing at the West Chester High School. Barbara Springman is an efficient cashier at the Central Beef Market. Vincent Higgins is kept busy, working for the Boal’s Motor Company. Bennie Giancola is pursuing a business course at Pierce’s Some day, Bennie expects to be an expert accountant. Marie Brown is among the employees of the Jacob Mushroom Company. David Monaghan, Ernest Orendorff, and Thomas White are making excellent progress in the business world. David is em- ployed by the Esco Cabinet Company, Ernest by the Jacob’s Mushroom Company, and Thomas happens to be one of Highland Dairies’ bitterest rivals, as he is a very capable manager of his own milk route. Charles Daly is employed at Devon, Pa., and Charles Robinson anil Henry Ancone at Coatesville. Eleanor Yarnall, Mary Mast- erson, Mary Powers, Alice Osborne, Marv Jobson, Mary Nolan, M arjorie Wendt, and Mark McCue are unemployed at present. Five members of our class are now attending college. James Gallo, is pursuing an Engineering course at illanova. Mar- garet Moynihan and Marie Karmerze are members of the Primary Education group at the State Teacher’s College, and Charles Guss and the undersigned are striving for a B. S. degree in Music at the State Teacher’s College. 95 Harriet M. Joyce, ’31. Qhuckles If in these pages you should find Some joke which seems to you unkind, dust laugh and say with a good natured air; Oh! wetI it’sJun, so I don t mind. Little Freddy was preparing to go out calling with his mother. Suddenly he called to his mother in a rather startled voice, “Mamma is this hay rum in the brown bottle?’’ “Gracious, no, dear, that’s mucilage.” “Oh ”, said Freddy after a pause, “maybe that’s why I can’t get my hat off.” Lives of Seniors all remind us We must strive to do our best; And departing, leave behind us Notebooks that will help the rest. “Tommy, can you tell us the two things necessary for Baptism?” “Yes’m ”, said Tommy, “water and a baby.” 1 EACHER (who after talking about a half hour discovers a fellow asleep in the back of the room)—“Wake that fellow.” Voice—“Do it yourself, you put him to sleep.” oung Lady from the City—“W hy are you running that steam roller across the field?” Farmer—“I’m going to raise mashed potatoes this year.” Mot. FlNEGAN—“Didn’t you know that the “b” in debt was silent?” Corky—“Yes, it was just stuck there to supply the sting.” KELLEHER—“Didn’t you know that one jack can lift a car?” Frank 1 RAVIS—“ es, but it takes a lot of jacks to keep it up.” 94 “What do you think of Fielding?’’ asked the literary fan. “Oh”, replied the baseball enthusiast, “it's important, of course, but it won’t help much if there isn't much batting. Sister—“What is bookeeping?” Wm. O’Brien—“Failure to return borrowed books.” Mary Madonna—“The man I marry must be square, upright, and grand.” Helen Carey—“You don’t want a man, you want a piano.” Son—“Dad, what is a vitaphone?” FATHER—“Ask vour mother, she’s got one in her mouth.” R. McCue—“What is a Vacuum Cleaner?” Joe Kelley—“It’s a piece of hose with a sucker on each end of it.” R. McCue—“I paid a hundred dollars for a Vacuum Cleaner.” Joe Kelley—“Well, you’re the sucker.” C. CONNELL—“Did you know it is no sin to play golf on Sunday?” G. Gay—“Yes, but the way some play is a crime.” Wm. Mann—“What is the funniest part in the newspaper? J. McCauley—“The part that says the prices are coming I). Joyce—“Did you know that Archeologists have unearthed a kitchen sink more than 3000 years old?” C. Connelly—“Where?” D. Joyce—“From beneath a pile of dishes.” 95 1 Famous Compositions Don't be like that. Faculty carrying out orders. Something to Live jor. .Graduation Day. The Song oj Love. Praise of our Alma Mater. Is everybody happy? Given a study period instead of Latin. High on the Hilltop High and Dry. No one did his homework. Happy Days. Four years at S. A. H. S. ■It's a great lije ij you don't weaken. School days. It's just one thing ajter another. Latin and Chemistry. Few and jar between. Holidays. IFho cares? Coming to school on time. SENIOR COMMERCIALS We try to be stenographers, And do the best we can; But the only letter we can take Is from a tongue-tied man. Teacher (to inattentive class)—“Bovs, watch the blackboard while I go through it again.” Diner—“Do you serve crabs here?” Waiter—“Certainly, we serve anybody; sit down.” 96 What Would Happen If Kelley wore his sweater right side out. If William Moore couldn’t ride a bicycle. If Kelleher didn’t have an excuse. If the Junior girls had any sense. If John J. Corcoran couldn’t crack a joke. If John Loftus didn’t go to sleep in school. If Marie Finegan spoke English. If Catherine Quill didn’t wear high heels. If Anna Daly couldn’t ask questions. If Mary Hughes couldn’t argue. If Griswold liked Geometry. If Load Corcoran was never absent. If Mary Ironside was caught talking. If Catherine White bobbed her hair. If John McCormick liked Latin. If Bill O’Brien wasn't a shiek. If Dot Howe couldn't laugh. If Charlotte Tigue was absent. If Marie Hanselman liked Chemistry. If Frank Foster got lockjaw. If Holman rang the bell on time. If Joseph Karmerze got thin. F. Holman—“What is the best way to ged rid of hay fever in the winter?” J. J. Corcoran—“Die in the summer.” J. McCauley—“Someone has stolen my car.” F. Hogan—“Those antique collectors won’t stop at anything.” J. McCormick—“Automobiles are getting thicker.” Wm. Sheller—“So are the drivers.” Wm. Moore—“I sing a little, just to kill time.' Dick Donnelly—“You certainly have a good weapon.” 97 He was telling an admiring group about his war experiences. “The bullet went in my chest and came out of my back,” he exclaimed dramatically. “But wouldn t it have passed through your heart, in that case?” asked a skeptical listener. “No”, he explained triumphantly, “my heart was in my mouth.” CALLER—“How old is vour baby brother, little girl?” Small Ethel (proudly)—“He’s this year's model “Talking pictures will never be a success”, said the producer, “there is too much competition in the audience.” Physician—“Yes, most of the diets are wrong.” Patient—“They sure taste that way.” “Open your mouth and shut up”, said the impatient dentist. There are two kinds of fishermen. Those who fish for sport, and those who catch something. Scientist “Did you know that certain musical notes can put you to sleep?” Financier—“ es, and also certain promissory notes.” Senior (to Missionary)—“Do you save girls?” Missionary—“Yes.” Senior—“Well, then, save me a blonde.” Vm. Sheller—“Which travels faster, heat or cold?” Wm. Mann—“Heat, of course. Anybody can catch a cold.” Sister (in bookeeping class)—“Boys, leave an imaginary line separating the debit and the credit accounts.” Izzy— Sister, shall we rule the imaginary line?” Jerry Monaghan -“I wish Socrates had been an Irishman.” F. Donnelly— Why?’ Jerry “ 1 hat's what I had on my examination paper.” 98 Wise Qracks The five-day week is in force at the Ford plant. It takes the other day to get the darn things started. Every dog has its day, but the nights are reserved for the cats. Your face may be good”, said the saving young business man, but I can't put it in a cash register.” Doctors can get by, because they have inside information. A man who has tried his hand at some thing, and failed, might try using his head for a change. It’s a wise fraternity man that knows his own clothes. Ireland must be heaven now”, said a wedlocked husband, because my wife isn’t there.” Some people are so dumb they think prohibiton is a law. A woman went on a hunger strike and twenty Scotchmen pro- posed to her. The parlor tenor got a great big hand for his trouble: a big hand on his mouth. Television will ruin radios. Everybody will be able to see the announcers. Eggs mark the spot where bum actors are found. He had a heart of gold”, said the Judge, Yellow and hard.” A professor spent some time trying to find out why professors are so dumb. He forgot the answer. 99 Captain—“If anything moves, shoot.’’ Sentry—“Yessuh, an' if anything shoots, ah moves.” First Student—“ I here are several things I can always count on. Second Student—“What are they?” First Student—“Mv fingers.” • Pickpocket’s Motto—“Every crowd has a silver lining.” Anxious Mother—“And is mv son, Jimmie, reallv trying?” Teacher—“Very.” Chicago isn’t what it used to he. It’s all shot now. Patient—“Doctor, how can I ever repay you for what you have done?” Doctor—“By check, money order, or cash.” He—“Why is the flag at half mast?” She—“The place is dead.” Housewife—“Is the doctor treating her for nervousness?” Saleswoman “Oh, dear, no. She’s rich enough to have psv- choneurosis. ” I EACHER—“What are hospitals?” Pupil—“Hospitals are places where people who are run down, wind up.” Maybe I shouldn t have brought this up ’, murmured the aviator, as his plane began to fall. Mother to Schoolmaster—“You mustn’t whip my Leslie anymore. He isn’t used to it.” Schoolmaster—“You mean, you never spank him?” Mother—“Never, except in self-defense.” 100 College Co-ed—“What does a sharp nose indicate?’’ Plastic Surgeon—“Curiosity. College Co-ed—“What does a flattened nose indicate?” Plastic Surgeon—“Too much curiosity.” Professor—“I suppose your son, Robert, will be looking lor a Ph. D. after he gets his M. A. Father—“I think not. He will be looking next for a J. 0. B. An old gentleman rushed into a British railway station and said to the first porter he saw: “Is this my train? “No”, replid the porter, it “belongs to the railway company.” “You blockhead!” cried the old gentleman losing his temper. “I Tnean do I take this train? “You’d better not!” said the porter. “There’s been two or three trains missing lately. I cl advise you to be very cautious, my good sir! HIT THE GOLDEN STAIRS lack and Jill Sped down a hill And hit a curve quite sharp The car turned turtle. Jack’s wreath was myrtle. And Jill is playing the harp. The hotel patron had waited fully an hour for a very slow waiter to serve two courses. “Now, brother”, he said to the waiter, “can you bring me some tomato salad? “Yes, sir”, said the waiter. “And”, continued the customer, “while you’re away you might send me a postal card every now and then. Johnny, out to dinner thrice refused chicken gravy of which he was fond. His hostess who had added macaroni to the gravy finally said: “Why, I thought you liked chicken gravy “I do, sometimes , replied Johnny, but my mama never puts the windpipes in. 101 zsl Few Things That We Have to Know That Caesar Didn’t Have to Know o.About How to fill an income tax blank. The complete mastery of the radio. Names ot six good bootleggers. How to run a Ford. How to dodge a bullet. The names of five hundred movie stars High, low, and closing of seventv-five good stocks. The rules of backgammon. 1 wo hundred telephone numbers. here to get a dollar meal for seventy-live cents. Where to buy a paper with something new in it. How to cross the street against the traffic. How to out-talk a salesman. 1 he low down on baseball. Where to get a good cigar. 1 he man getting his hair cut noticed that the barber’s dog which was lying on the floor beside the chair had his eyes fixed on his master at work. “Nice dog, that ”, said the customer. “He is, sir.’’ “He seems very fond of watching you cut hair.” “It ain t that ’, explained the barber, “you see sometimes I make a mistake and cut off a little bit of a customer’s ear.” Kthel—“Mother, I want some water to christen my doll.” Mother—“No, dear, it's wrong to make a game of such things.” Ethel—“ I hen, I want some wax to waxinate her. She’s old enough to have something done.” hen better automobiles are made, the rear seat driver will be enclosed in a sound-proof case. 102 Shopper—‘‘Can this fur coat he worn in the rain withou' hurting it? SALESGIRL— Lady, did you ever see a skunk carry an um- brella?’’ Madam, here’s a man at the door with a parcel for you. “What is it, Maggie? “It’s a fish ma’am, and its mar ked C. (). I).” “Tell him to take it hack; I ordered trout. Zoo Guard—“A great many of these animals laugh. Spectator—“Yes, and a great many people give them a cause to laugh. Traffic Cop—“When a motorist stops, looks and listens what does it indica te? Motorist—“There’s something wrong with his engine. Young Flapper— Thanks, for the face lift.” Plastic Surgeon— You’re welcome”, said she, hut it may fall when you get the hill for repairs. Bobby, do you know you’ve deliberately broken the seventh commandment by eating the candy you stole from James? “Well, I thought I might as well break the seventh command- ment and have the candy as to break the tenth and only covet it.” Father to Son— Do you need any help with your lessons. Son—“Aw, no, Dad, I might as well get them wrong myself. “Why, Bobby, you selfish boy. Why don’t you give your sister a piece of your apple? l gave her the seeds. She can plant them and have a whole orchard. Teacher—“Katherine, what do you know about the orchid family?” . Katie— Please, miss, mother has forbidden me to indulge in any family gossip. 103 Patrons and Patronesses Rev. Henry C. Schuyler Rev. Edward J. Coyle Rev. Joseph G. Cox Sisters of I. H. M. Sister Marie Agnese Sister Marita Agnes Sister Marie Angelus Sister M. Gloriosa Sister Maria Henry Class of '33 Class of ’34 Class of ’35 A Friend Alert Shoe Shop American Stores M iss Mary Anderson Miss Marv A. Avil Bald win’s Electric Shop Baker’s Beauty Parlor Ben’s Store Benson’s Berwyn Pharmacy Biehn’s Shoe Store Brown’s Store Mr. Eugene Bandel Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Bannon Mr. William Barrett Mr. Edward Barry Mrs. Edward Barry Mr. John Barry Miss Elena Belt ramo Mr. Albert Biles Mr. James G. Boyle Mr. James Brennan Mr. and Airs. I rancis X. Burkenstock Mr. Austin Burns Central Beef Comp any Chester County Trust Company Cheyney’s Gift Craft Church Street Shoe Shine Parlor Connor’s Pharmacy .Miss Catherine Cannon M iss Hannah Cannon Mr. and M rs. Robert J. Carey Mr. and .Mrs. Joseph Carter M iss Catherine Cassidv M rs. .Mark Cassidy Mr. Patrick Cassidy .Mr. and M rs. J. Herbert Chambers Dr. E. L. Chappell Mr. John Civia! Mr. Rowland Clendennin Air. Al. Cohen Air. Joseph R. Connell Al rs. John Connelly .Miss Isabel Connellv M iss Alary Connelly Miss Margaret1 Conway M iss Esther F. Corcoran Airs. John F. Corcoran Mr. John F. Corcoran Mr. John F. Corcoran Jr. M rs. Mary Corcoran Mr. P. H. Corcoran Air. William Corcoran Aliss Grace Corvin Mr. Edmund Cosgriff Dr. M. B. Crisman Aliss R. M. Critz Mr. George H. Croslev Air. and Al rs. Ruel Cummings DeHaven’s Drug Store Dime Saving Bank Milton W. Durnall Co. Aliss Anna Daly Mr. Charles A. Daly Sr. M rs. Charles A. Daly Air. Charles A. Daly Jr. 104 Mr. I ames P. Daly Miss Mary E. Dalv M r. Louis N. Davis Mrs. Louis N. Davis Mr. and Mrs. L. Delpino M iss Julia DiPasquale M r. and Mrs. Pietro DiStefano Mr. James Dooley Mr. Michael Doyle Mrs. William H. Doyic Mr. T. Joseph Dunleavv Air. James E. Dulin Miss Marie A. Dulin Mr. John Duross Eachus Dairies A. O. Englund’s Confectionery Co. M r. Frank Eaves Mr. Joseph Englebert Mr. Harold A. Famous Funeral Director M iss Catherine Fahey Miss Anne R. Farrell Dr. John A. Farrell Miss Lillian C. Farrell M iss Alary Agnes V. Farrell Aliss Alary F. Farrell Air. John F. Farrellv Mrs. Margaret Farrellv Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Farrellv Air. Peter F. Fath Airs. Peter F. Fath Air. Ernest C. Faucett Air. and Mrs. Leon Finch Airs. Margaret H. Finegan M iss Marguerite Finegan M rs. Mary A. Finegan Mr. and Mrs. Stehpen E. Finegan Air. Thomas Finegan Jr. Mr. and Mrs. Vincent T. Finegan Dr. H. W. Fink Mr. and Mrs. Philip Fiorentino M iss Alary Fitzgerald M iss Anna Fitzpatrick Miss Mary Flynn Air. and Mrs. Joseph I'ragile Mr. Richard Frisby Air. William H. Fritz Mr. M. D. Freeman Gay Street Shoe Shine Parlor Air. William Gillan, Spartan Radio Air. Anthony Gallo Air. Henry 0. Garber Air. and Airs. William Gay Mr. Richard Gibnev Aliss Louise Gibnev Glick’s Shoe Store Mr. Ralph Green M rs. Ralph Green Air. Desmond Grimes Air. Eustace Grimes Mr. Richard Griswold Mrs. Richard Griswold M iss Mary Griswold Mr. and Mrs. Donald Grubb Air. George Guss Mr. and Mrs. Henry R. Guss Haines’ Store Hall’s Barber Shop Raymond S. Himelright Cleaning and Dyeing Hoffman and Baldwin Lumber Hubbs Stores, Corp. Miss Elizabeth Haley Air. John Haley Mr. and Mrs. Richard W. Haley Hatton's Exton Lodge Air. Aloysius Hanselman Mr. and Mrs. Frederick Hanselman Mr. Joseph L. Hanselman M iss Sarah Harlan Thomas Haviland, Esq. M iss Alary G. Hayes Mr. William L. 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Jerome Monaghan M iss Ellen Montgomery Miss Margaret Montgomery M iss Alice Moore Mr. F. B. Moore Dr. John L. Moore Mr. William Moore Mr. and Mrs. William J. Moore Miss Frances Morgan M iss Rita Morgan Mr. William H. Murray Mr. William Murray Mr. and M rs. M ichael J. Moynihan ’ Mr. Anthony S. Musante Newberry’s Store Mr. Joseph Nesbitt M iss Sarah Nesbitt M iss Alice Nider M iss Dorothv Nider M iss Grace Nider M isses Catherine and Mary Nolan M iss Sarah O’Brien M rs. James J. O’Neill Mr. Ernest E. Orendorff Parker’s Grocery Store H. G. Peck, Sea Food Penn Mutual Fire Insurance Co. Pierce’s Quality Market Preltakes Luncheonette Pusey and Young Mr. George Palmer Miss Edith M. Passmore Miss Agnes Peoples M iss R. Marie Peoples Mrs. C. Gager Phillips Mr. Thomas Powers Quaker Stores Mr. Cornelius P. Quill Mrs. Cornelius P. Quill Mr. C. S. Quill Mr. Dennis A. Quill Mr. Timothy J. Quill Mr. William Quill Rubinstein’s Store Mr. and M rs. Raschiatore Mr. and Mrs. Thomas J. 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Mr. Fred. J. Wahl Mr. and Mrs. Henry L. Wahl Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Waldron Mr. and Mrs. Martin Welsh M iss Marjorie A. Wendt Mr. Thomas White Jr. Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Wilson Mr. and Mrs. Dominic Zaccarelli 107 J utogmpI]s JKutngrapIjs 109 ■«RS