St Agnes Academy - Veritas Yearbook (Houston, TX)

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Petrov-' lh Wie. News I. . , ... -- ...gm Xi - 5 f.,f.,v '.,f,f- . -. ff is 7 VIDEO AUDIO Long shot, camera 29, Announcer: Welcome to 'Names In the News.' Today pick up title card we bring you that noted columnist, Miss Lurline Foote. She will give us a synopsis of her noted news scoop of the year 1972. Hello Mr. and Mrs. Universe and all the saucers in the stratosphere. The year 1972 found the ambassador to Russia, Mary Mead, lighting candles in the Kremlin . . . The first woman president of the United States, Myra Hutzler, initiated a law requiring all homeless cats to be sent to the Society For The Preservation of Cats in Nova Scotia. Mary Ann Maroney's revised edi- tion of Robert's Rules of Order, Moroney's Rules of Disorder has made the best seller list . . . Juanita Cruzat has been advanced to the position of head interpreter for the United Nations ,. . . Martha Armes, noted slaveholder has been chosen chairman of the committee to make the South rise again, her opposition is led by Katy McDonald, leader of the Underground Railroad. Sue Armer was elected most beautiful mother of the year. Thamer Sacco made a big hit during her holiday engagement at Angela Arfele's Italian Res- taurant. . . Returned to America after her tour of Europe with the Ice Capades is Jackie Sheppard . . . Cora Farley's new Z look has swept the feminine nation off its feet . . . The life story of Brigid Regan, Room For One More, has just been published . . . Elaine Cordier, prioress of the world's first co-educa- tional convent, has returned from a visit in Rome. Natalie l.oehr has recently been giving instructions in judo and weight lifting. Aimee Musgrave, one of Natalie's ex-pupils, is off to convert Mars. It pays to be preparedll Rosemary Bergin, who has been living at the North Pole, has been named understudy for Rudolph. Bertha Madden has given up her teaching job at St. Agnes to be zoo keeper. This is understand- able since she was teaching freshmenll Marilyn Criswell has started a new Catholic High on an Indian reservation in Oklahoma. Jo Ann Niehaus has accepted the lead in that oldie of the fabulous fifties, Little Red Riding Hoodess. Carolyn Sander's new medical center jfor hypochondriacs onlyj is having to enlarge because of overflow of patients. Frances Skinner is producing a new type play without a cast. They say it cuts cost of production considerably. Margaret Bearden and Kathryn Pinera have written this new poem in blank verse: 2 lll It seems to be popular mostly with people who can't readl Camille Tamborella is the latest representative in the United Nations from the Tiji Islands. lawyer Freda Knippa is now defending Kitty Day who had a collision with Haley's comet while going the wrong way on a one-way moan beam. Two nurses, Elizabeth Lake and Jackie Carter, quit working on Mars. They said they couldn't tell the Marsians' heads from their feet. Julie Thompson was recently fined for hindering traffic while doing an aerial ballet. Joan Irwin and De Ann Roth, after taking their families for a trip in the universe say never againl The children were always running off into infinity and it took forever to get them home for dinner. Rosanette Saragusa has been chosen cheerleader for the Moon Bowl this year. . Joyce Lewis, Mary Kay Bailey and Rosemary Lazarine are aff on an expedition to find out what's in the big dipper. jl don't think it's what they hope it islj Louise Luquette and Catherine Mushinski just returned from a trip to the North Star. As dyed in the wool Texans it's been hard for them to realize that there's anything bigger than Texasl Cina Jones and Marilyn Heath are taking their families and starting a settlement on Mercury. Rosemary Oddo and Mary Powell have won prizes on a T.V. program. Mary won two craters on the moan, and Rosemary got Haley's comet. Rosemary says, One thing good about it, it's a wonderful way to reduce, trying to catch that cometl Carol Lenart and Marie Negrotto were arrested for shooting stars out of season. Tommye Hackney has a new protege, a piano-playing horse. Dolores Gonzales has raised her own school, fifteen little Robotas. The newst thing for romantics is the packaged star dust that Sally Ward and Mary Ann Saragusa are putting out. j k ,The latest fad is Barbara Treptow's invention, three wheel roller skates for people who don't like o s a e. Dfdbdlihfi har nun.. A- !-...- -, n ... . .-. .

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Juniors love to travel, especially after a recent field trip to the airport, which left many Iunior historians eager to take to the skies. This time a trip to court impressed several students. Of course, they just went to observe. Cee, Diary, you should have seen the Iunior Skit at the basketball supper. Bravery medals were pinned on courageous Home Nursing students who presented a farce of a normal class in Home-Nursing. 1 .Diary, this is my big moment. . .floating down the forbidden Blue Stairs with my date, tho traditional visit, and off to twirl to the danceable melodies of Ed Sullivan's orchestra in the plush Houston Club. A perfect Iunior Prom! How many calories in chicken, potato salad, and beans, Diary? Oh well, who cares? Today's the Iurgory-Senior picnic! Good food, happy spirits, and frolicing upperclassmen made this a day to remem er. ' Now, let,s give a cheer for Rosanette Saragusa and Dayna Strother who will lead the Eagles to victory as St. T omas Cheerleaders. To end this year of wonderful events, the Juniors joined wholeheartedly in St. Agnes' tribute to Mary in her Marian Year, and Liturgical Day. The Sodality picnic, The promotion so dear, Say farewell, but yet promise A great Senior Year! SENl0R YEAR If I should appear to be walking in the clouds, don,t worry. They say it happens to all Seniors, but I can,t say I feel any different from last year. Dear Diary, Rooms 1, 3, and 13 have been taken over by the Seniors, and guiding our classes are Sisters Andrew, De Lourdes, and Baptista. Since this is Orientation Week, let's get acquainted, meet my 'little sisterf Starting off the new year right, we elected Mary Mead, Student Body President. A wonderful person, Mary has received many honors during her four years at St. Agnes, the highest of which was her election to Girls' Nation. A band of gold, a motto of truth, encircling the memories of twelve rewarding years. . .this is my Senior Ring, Diary. Out to lunch! That's the sign you'll see on every Senior homeroom door Tuesdays and Thursdays, for this is one of our Senior privileges. Boo! Witches and goblins are on the prowl today. T hey're heading for the Senior Halloween Party. Grabbing up their brooms, the entire student body turned out for a fun-filled afternoon. Pigtails and toothless grins! A new fad? No, just the Seniors, again, reverting to childhood on Little Kid Dayf' Even Santa came to our Christmas party, Diary. Songs, stories, and games left all the Seniors in a happy-holiday mood. We danced to the festive music of Tony Martin's orchestra in the Texaco Country Club as we attended our last annual Christmas Dance. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest, most popular, and best citizen of them all? Did I hear you say Sue Armer for beauty, Kitty Day for popularity, and Mary Mead for the best citizen? Congratu ations on a fine selection. Our last retreat, Diary. Father Monahan made it a most meaningful one for us. ' We,re building a new St. Agnes with paper. fDon't take it literally.j It wonlt take long at the rate everyone is working. Paper drives are loads of fun because everyone is working together. Well, Diary, I guess it,s about time to say goodbye. These have been a wonderful four uears, - - - the best four years of my life. If I could only look into the future to tell you about our Senior Prom, Senior Play, graduation, and all the exciting things that happen the latter part of our Senior -11 . . 1 . ,-. r-.. LL.. .......,.1n.Mnnl- R110 fllvh IDE fneet againf,

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Doris Walla was voted Homecoming Queen of the Bubble Gum Companyl Mickie Starr, the mad scientist, has come up with white mice with blue eyes and red ears. How patriotic can you getl Mary Meyer fired Einstein because he flubbed his last assignment to count the stars. He was .0000000000001 offl Mother of seven children, Shirley Lowrey has patented her invention, an electric spanking machine. Jo Marie Martino and Mary Ellen Licce are the latest singing team on T.V. They're known as the Marlicce Sistersl Mimi Gates has been hired by the Eskimo President to retouch the Aurora Borealis. Loretta Cryan, leading the S. D. S. crusade has appointed Jo Ann Grace to rewrite the story The Emperor's New Clothes. Theresa Burns, well-known hermitess, is presently speaking on the life of a hermit at Ellington Air Base. Natalie Butera is starring in the revival of an old movie Mrs. Sam. Patty Murphy, famed novelist, wrote a more democratic version of The Little Red Hen story: The Cute Red, White, and Blue Chicksll Cinema Scope Star Pam Prescott has lately taken to ranching. The last we heard she was raising cowboysl Charlotte Romeo has also been ranching, but she's raising oil wellsl Mignonne Konecny and Eileen O'Leary are the newest substitute for walkie talkies. Shirliey Mehnert is M.C. of the new T.V. show, Afternoon. Annette De Walch is bat girl for the Baltimore Orioles. Ronnie De lorde has combined her talents creating a new sensation, she plays the piano with her dancing toes. . Celeste Combest, good will ambassador from Texas has been telling them there Yankees how the better half lives. Here's our special preview of Solar Society. With these modern rockets and space ships, infinity is getting pretty crowded. Here's who's who in the Saucer Set: Dayna Strother, Chairman of the Mother's March for Polio, has iust left in her saucer for the cam- paign on Mars. Ann Nichols, used-saucer dealer, is now stocking iets. Antionette Macey who leaves the keys in the glove compartment of her old rocket lin hopes she will get a new onei finally had her rocket stolen. Congratulationsl Margie Schultea has made a fortune in growing Black Orchids on Mars in beautiful shades of blue and green. Mary Etta Moore is the new president of Green Cheese Incorporated on the Moon. Chloe Edwards has decided to give up rockets for iet-propelled horses. I Joan Day and Mary Frances Gore's school for Robots has murals by Mieke Brons in new invisible co ors. Those aren't comets you've been seeing lately, it's Suzanne Linbeck and Ginny Brooks racing their streamlined space ships. Nancy Rae Salibo, photographer for Life, while doing a series on the rings around Saturn, forgot her camera and used life savers instead. No one noticed the differencell sh Pat Flanagan opened a curio shop on Mars, among her souvenirs are abstract paintings by Mary Lou ay. Carol Strong has discovered a wonderful place to start a glee club, Jupiter, all the people have two heads and can sing alto and soprano at the same timel Margaret Vernaci was promoted to head badge collector for the new Plutonian show, Fishnet. Rosemary Sladek is the Chairman of the Chamber of Commerce of Saturn. She talks rings around all the other members. Mary Ann Triola has started the first enchilada factory on the moon. She uses creamy green cheese from Claire Underwood's factory. ' Pythagoras has nothing on Catherine Wedelich. She has worked a new type Trig all based on 10 divided by 0 lfor non-Trig student's information it's impossible to divide a number by zerol But that didn't stop herli. Liz Young has iust opened an actor's agency on Pluto, so many Plutonians are real Character types. Betty Jasper, a whiz at dialect, has now mastered Marsian and her new hit tune is in it. It's Oh smoke in Boo da ay ? Weather-woman, Colleen Clements, imported a month of snow from Mars so the residents of Hous- ton could see what it looks like . . . Gardener Bessie Camarata has perfected a way of growing pe- tunias in infinity . . . Lois Conroy is making stuffed robots for the children of nuclear scientists . . . Singer Ann Fullenwider and her accompanist, Mary Alice Fredricks, returned from a command performance be- fore Marsian royalty . . . Belen Compean's all-girl orchestra made a big hit throughout the universe . . . Jo Ann Florance, afghan-knitter, just returned from buying trip to Pluto and is all wrapped up in her work . . . Bobbie Cornwell was the first saucer-line stewardess . . . Suzanne Donisi is a radar repair woman for Earth, Mars, Jupiter Universal . . . Carole Grunwald, noted estate mover, iust moved a three-acre resort to Mars, swimming pool and all . . . Margaret Warden's new steak dinner pills are quite popular for space travel . . . Patsy Magee's new cook iewelry is taking the motion -- Patsy says Business is just floating away . . . Mary Louise Ruiz opened the first three-minute space ship wash. Well folks, that's about it for 1972. But now a word from our Sponsor: Use Bobo's Bubble Bath, girls. All the models dol That famous model for the Cocker Spaniel Maga- zine, Annette Barnes, says, l always use Bobo's. It's good for the whole family including the pets. Get Bobo's today. 'rL..-...L wt.. Min Fmms and we'll suv Auf Wiedelsehen now, but don't forget, Use Bobo's!