Springfield Trade High School - Beaver Yearbook (Springfield, MA)

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NAME Lawrence O'Keefe Richard Harrell Robert Bonneville Bruce Fenney Class Prophecy STATUS Researchers POSITION Manufacturers CONTRIBUTION Have invented a pre-pre-pre- fabricated house called the Whoosh-Push — You push a button — and Whoosh— a house. Dennis Asta-Ferrero, Frank Chiaro, John Colapietro and Robert Guistembelli NAME Pat Stevens Roberta Guyette Elaine Spakowski Marion Tulson Peggy Lyons Sandra Osgood Jennie Szczpanek Laurie Hoyt Carol Fountaine Judy Beers Yvonne Beaulieu Phyllis Cummings Bob Hartmann, Marsha Castle and Sandra Gouvan are running linotype. are on Offset. are rotating on Rotogravure. William Hurley, William O'Connell, David Granroos and Terry Hellyar AND NOW THE LADIES IN SPACE — THEY MADE IT, TOO IN 2000 A. D. STATUS POSITION Busy Runs helicopter service Gay Sky-writer Undecided Measurer Ambitious Lecturer Peppy Organizer Popular Car Hop Patient Instructor Smiling Stewardess Erratic Lady Driver Out of this World Originator Blissful Ambitious: Home Baker Owns Space restaurant Flies customers from house to house for coffee breaks, or to stores for shopping. Writes all sky ads in blue and gold in honor of Trade. Looking for formula for prop- er amount of fat in pan to prevent food from burning. Gives lectures to short women who wish to become tall. Her topic, If | did it, you can.'' Her secret — 3 help- ings a day of those Tall Kentucky Wonder Beans — she added 5 inches in three weeks, President of the space chap- ter of the one-eyed, one- horned flying purple people eaters. Whizzes back and forth among the satellites with hot cof- fee and sandwiches. Working out a course in foods and catering that can be learned in the 80 years it takes to arrive at a star in a space shop school. Leads cheers on space ships to keep passengers peppy on long trips. Has written all cheers in Gobbledy- Gook, the new intergalaxy language. Discovered all short cuts through the Milky Way traf- fic with her Beauty Culture Travel Salon. Creates fantastic hair styles including the ‘''Rocket'’ which makes the wearer look as if she might take off any minute, and the Saucer that looks as if she had arrived at a land- ing field head first. Bakes Saturday special cook- ies for interstar parties. Trying to solve parking prob- lem for space travelers—no place for hitching posts or parking meters to fasten to. 21

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20 NAME Garry Pervonga Tom Hughes and Victor Renaud Richard Tucker and Arthur Ouimet Louis Buoniconti and Mike Corriveau Robert Scaife, Norman Russ and Mike Pare Richard Traver Louis Archambault, Victor Granger and Ronald Schortmann Edward Aldrich Robert Bliss Klaus Feuerstein Joseph Galarneau Robert Genander Ronald Greany James Sharkey Dean Sleeper Luther White Peter Maloni Arthur Pincio Diane Saegart and Kenneth Rushby Milton Kidder and Donald Mulinowski with William Morris Russell Horne and Dennis Matulewicz Curtis Wilkinson Frank Arduino and Thomas Syner Richard Deaton Ralph Emerson and Robert Mucha Joseph Landry, George Stavoulakis and Norris Parker William O'Malley Edward Provost, Louis Dube and Cecile Pare Class Prophecy STATUS Dreaming Happy partners Happier Ambitious Frustrated Dreamy Studious T Square expert Blue print expert Brainy Slide rule expert Mechanical pencil pusher Mechanical pencil sharpener Drafting Board Slaves Drafting Board Slaves Sleeping dreamer Creative artist— buzzes around Madly ingenious Enthusiastic In orbit Tired Proud CRAZY-MAN CRRRRRAZY Studious Curious POSITION Printer of brochures Builders of space ships ships Pilots Draftsmen Pattern makers Architect Engineers Engineers Artists Revampers Experimentors Painters Speed demons Mechanics Newsgatherers CONTRIBUTION Lures the tourist in interplan- etary travel to those 'Far- away Places. Originator of the E-Dart (Trade backwards) — new space ship modeled after Mr. Moran's hat. Stunt flyers of the E-Dart. Making money for the col- lector, Maynard Torr; who has to give it to the com- pany president, Gerald Ga- mache, who has to give it to the government which loans it back to him to put back into his furniture busi- ness. Trying to make women robots in their new shop on Men's Island, Venus. They haven't found a model yet. Trying to design cities with all construction done by ultrasonic sound process. Trying to split sound waves so that they may build the split level houses in the Richard Travers Dream City. All the group are working on designing a suitable, prac- tical, efficient tapeholder for Mrs. Potter. Opening Interplanetar Graphic Arts School R.F.D., 1300 Milky Way. Changing over the Walkie Talkies to Wingie-Tingies for space inter-com sys- tems of satellite communi- cations. Finally have a machine that will do the work of any oth- er machine but can't find anyone that knows enough to run if. Invented a paint that builds the wall as you paint it— this saves wood which is scarce on the moon. Built first Bondo Rocket Mobile. Re-assembling junk parts into engines for the Bondo Rock- et Mobile. Started first daily newspaper with news from the entire universe. Their featured col- umn of news from the earth is called Nebula’ — (on account of what we do on earth is so vague to every- one else.)

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22 NAME Carol Spagnoli Carol Lambert Frances Thibodeau Dolores Bisi Jean Potvin and Rose Presz Brenda Vincensi Sandra Gilbert and Roberta Stearns Margaret Dezalia Class Prophecy CONTRIBUTION Creates clothes for first lady president — herself. Has discovered even space women worry about hair. Most of it stands on end and after a shampoo—you should see them. Head of Moonling Beauty Creates hair styles that bounce back when space helmet is removed. Directs line of girl models who appear on Telestar Hair style shows. STATUS POSITION Proud Designer Distinguished Scientist Nervous Principal Academy. In orbit Designer Peppy Coaches Has ups and downs Innovator Married Best dressed Owns fashion shop Creator of the tall giris' shorter look and the short girls' taller look. Live in adjacent rocket trail- ers, 1963 Sputnecker Road, De Milo, Venus. Invented a use for star dust in sparkly gowns. Remodels old army tents into space suits for overweight Finally learned how to cut a pattern correctly. Measures — designs — cuts — sews and delivers a gown in 6 mirutes star time. Seen on Telestar modelling Paris styles on Venus. Jean Sapelli Promoted Renovator eople. Jean Weir Happy Cutter Lauretta Johnson Speedy Seamstress Jamie Bisceglia Stylish Model Dorothy Tyrell Devoted Kindergarten teacher Viola Ginnattassio Sympathetic Remodeler Shows Martians how to thread a needle. Sews ruffles on space suits for the ladies who want the more feminine look. 1.B.M. Headquarters — Trade High School Chief Comptroller, Victor Granger Chief Accountant, Carol Lambert Systems Analyst, Victor Renaud Programmer, Maynard Tarr Some of the members of the class have not yet sent in reports. Others came in so late that the I.B.M. machine had to reject them. Others had some of the information missing and the machine refused to process them. We do know that among the questions asked the members were many that showed that they still had an interest in good old Trade High. Here are a few of the questions that were relayed to Trade in the year 2000. Did Miss Gilson ever get her tea room painted and redecorated? Did Mr. Ross ever receive that CARE package of stripeless neckties with socks to match? Did Mr. Macaris and Mr. Kosior ever succeed in getting their space ship off the ground? Last we heard they were going to jettison the food supplies to reduce the weight. Well, we have gone on and on and we could continue. Outer space has no limits, but these pages DO and so we say:— Congratulations to the class of 1963. You have proven your worth. You have conquered space. You may have left to the world all the rest of the problems for succeeding classes to solve, but at least you solved yours; and we don't blame you for just staying up there in your own little orbit. But don't forget to come down and see us once in a while. We on earth want to ex- change ideas. You can tell us your dreams and we'll tell you ours. } The Prophecy Writers Compiler, Thomas Hughes Key Punch Operator, Gerry Gamache Verifier Operator, Michael Pare Console Operator, Robert Scaife Tab Operator, William O'Malley