Springfield Trade High School - Beaver Yearbook (Springfield, MA)

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20 NAME Garry Pervonga Tom Hughes and Victor Renaud Richard Tucker and Arthur Ouimet Louis Buoniconti and Mike Corriveau Robert Scaife, Norman Russ and Mike Pare Richard Traver Louis Archambault, Victor Granger and Ronald Schortmann Edward Aldrich Robert Bliss Klaus Feuerstein Joseph Galarneau Robert Genander Ronald Greany James Sharkey Dean Sleeper Luther White Peter Maloni Arthur Pincio Diane Saegart and Kenneth Rushby Milton Kidder and Donald Mulinowski with William Morris Russell Horne and Dennis Matulewicz Curtis Wilkinson Frank Arduino and Thomas Syner Richard Deaton Ralph Emerson and Robert Mucha Joseph Landry, George Stavoulakis and Norris Parker William O'Malley Edward Provost, Louis Dube and Cecile Pare Class Prophecy STATUS Dreaming Happy partners Happier Ambitious Frustrated Dreamy Studious T Square expert Blue print expert Brainy Slide rule expert Mechanical pencil pusher Mechanical pencil sharpener Drafting Board Slaves Drafting Board Slaves Sleeping dreamer Creative artist— buzzes around Madly ingenious Enthusiastic In orbit Tired Proud CRAZY-MAN CRRRRRAZY Studious Curious POSITION Printer of brochures Builders of space ships ships Pilots Draftsmen Pattern makers Architect Engineers Engineers Artists Revampers Experimentors Painters Speed demons Mechanics Newsgatherers CONTRIBUTION Lures the tourist in interplan- etary travel to those 'Far- away Places. Originator of the E-Dart (Trade backwards) — new space ship modeled after Mr. Moran's hat. Stunt flyers of the E-Dart. Making money for the col- lector, Maynard Torr; who has to give it to the com- pany president, Gerald Ga- mache, who has to give it to the government which loans it back to him to put back into his furniture busi- ness. Trying to make women robots in their new shop on Men's Island, Venus. They haven't found a model yet. Trying to design cities with all construction done by ultrasonic sound process. Trying to split sound waves so that they may build the split level houses in the Richard Travers Dream City. All the group are working on designing a suitable, prac- tical, efficient tapeholder for Mrs. Potter. Opening Interplanetar Graphic Arts School R.F.D., 1300 Milky Way. Changing over the Walkie Talkies to Wingie-Tingies for space inter-com sys- tems of satellite communi- cations. Finally have a machine that will do the work of any oth- er machine but can't find anyone that knows enough to run if. Invented a paint that builds the wall as you paint it— this saves wood which is scarce on the moon. Built first Bondo Rocket Mobile. Re-assembling junk parts into engines for the Bondo Rock- et Mobile. Started first daily newspaper with news from the entire universe. Their featured col- umn of news from the earth is called Nebula’ — (on account of what we do on earth is so vague to every- one else.)

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Graduated in 1963 233 Number of Grandchildren Still Trying I (Class Spirit) Married 230 Working (Housewives not included) Engaged 2 Retired Undecided | Tired but not RE-tired Holding Out | (Housewives included) Number of Children 647 Class Prophecy We, the Class of 1963, realize that we graduate into a world that offers to us a tremendous challenge. What with the Berlin situation, the Cuban crisis, the tax reform hullabaloo, the race for nuclear supremacy, the adoption of automation and the conquest of space, we are faced with a multitude of problems. We subscribe to the theory that if we solve one of these, we may find the formula for the solution of all. Following in the footsteps of great men like John Glenn and Scott Carpenter, we have chosen SPACE as our problem to solve and have set our sights on its conquest by the year 2000 — the turn of the new century. How will we succeed? Our prophecy today reveals the answers. Through the prophetic eyes of automation we can safely predict our conquest of space. Information has already been relayed to the |. B. M. headquarters at Trade High School. The statistics have been compiled, the program fed into the machines, the analysts have tabulated the results, and the rest is history recorded in the files of |. B. M. cards. Here is the report as issued through our |. B. M. headquarters at Trade High School. From standard cards such as these: VITAL STATISTICS (Including one set triplets) INDIVIDUAL REPORTS MEN'S DIVISION NAME Tom Daponde Maynard Tarr Ralph Adamezek Robert Genander Robert Mucha Victor Renaud Allan Rheaume Raymond Tyrell Ronald Malouin Norman Russ Jerry Gamache STATUS Lovesick Hermit Moonstruck Tickled Pink Baldheaded Hopeful Sports lover So-o-o in love Just awake In a tizzy Going in circles Alert POSITION President of Lonely Hearts Club Owns ''Moonchicks Runs first Kielbasa stand on moon Builder of Old-fash- ioned Shoe Polish and Hair Tonic Factory Chronic worrier Owner of Moon Giants Manufacturer Manager Baker Inventor Proprietor CONTRIBUTION ae on cures for the love- sick. Scientific poultry farm. Invented a rocket window for take out orders to take off from. Did away with that greasy moon kid stuff. Still afraid we'll not be ready for the space age. Started first professional ball team in space. Invented new food pills that taste like pie and cake but take up little space in rock- et cupboards. Ray's Chain Donut Shoppes with branches in all rocket ships. Trying to perfect a dough that wont rise two stories high when he kneads it on the moon. Perfected a perpetual motion machine. He uses the en- ergy expended by his fel- low gum-chewers as a source of power. Opens new space metal shop called Blondes Away . 19

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NAME Lawrence O'Keefe Richard Harrell Robert Bonneville Bruce Fenney Class Prophecy STATUS Researchers POSITION Manufacturers CONTRIBUTION Have invented a pre-pre-pre- fabricated house called the Whoosh-Push — You push a button — and Whoosh— a house. Dennis Asta-Ferrero, Frank Chiaro, John Colapietro and Robert Guistembelli NAME Pat Stevens Roberta Guyette Elaine Spakowski Marion Tulson Peggy Lyons Sandra Osgood Jennie Szczpanek Laurie Hoyt Carol Fountaine Judy Beers Yvonne Beaulieu Phyllis Cummings Bob Hartmann, Marsha Castle and Sandra Gouvan are running linotype. are on Offset. are rotating on Rotogravure. William Hurley, William O'Connell, David Granroos and Terry Hellyar AND NOW THE LADIES IN SPACE — THEY MADE IT, TOO IN 2000 A. D. STATUS POSITION Busy Runs helicopter service Gay Sky-writer Undecided Measurer Ambitious Lecturer Peppy Organizer Popular Car Hop Patient Instructor Smiling Stewardess Erratic Lady Driver Out of this World Originator Blissful Ambitious: Home Baker Owns Space restaurant Flies customers from house to house for coffee breaks, or to stores for shopping. Writes all sky ads in blue and gold in honor of Trade. Looking for formula for prop- er amount of fat in pan to prevent food from burning. Gives lectures to short women who wish to become tall. Her topic, If | did it, you can.'' Her secret — 3 help- ings a day of those Tall Kentucky Wonder Beans — she added 5 inches in three weeks, President of the space chap- ter of the one-eyed, one- horned flying purple people eaters. Whizzes back and forth among the satellites with hot cof- fee and sandwiches. Working out a course in foods and catering that can be learned in the 80 years it takes to arrive at a star in a space shop school. Leads cheers on space ships to keep passengers peppy on long trips. Has written all cheers in Gobbledy- Gook, the new intergalaxy language. Discovered all short cuts through the Milky Way traf- fic with her Beauty Culture Travel Salon. Creates fantastic hair styles including the ‘''Rocket'’ which makes the wearer look as if she might take off any minute, and the Saucer that looks as if she had arrived at a land- ing field head first. Bakes Saturday special cook- ies for interstar parties. Trying to solve parking prob- lem for space travelers—no place for hitching posts or parking meters to fasten to. 21