Spring Arbor University - Echo Yearbook (Spring Arbor, MI)

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Mrs. Smith: A ten page letter from Stuart Leigh? What does he say? Bethany S.: I-Ie says he loves me. Eldon Boice: Does surface tension pertain only to liquids? Miss I-Iarkcom: Yes, why? E. B.: Well! Last night, Wm. Cusick and Miss Hilderbrand came to church and sat down far apart. When church was over they were close together and I just wonder. Walton Ackley: I want my future told and I don't know whether to go to a mind-reader or a palmist. Laurine Deyo: Go to a palmist. You're sure you have a palm. Ray MCI.: I have an awful cold in my head. Kenneth Tannar: Well! That's something. Lou Wilcox: Do you like the kind of woman that talks a lot or the other kind? Morry C.: What other kind? DO YOU REMEMBER: When Anna Overholt made rubber doilies fpancakesl? When Anna, Rose and Imo were to class on time? Who composed Spring Arbor's ticklish trio? When Ellwood told Thelma ghost stories? When the bell rang on time? W'ho went through the mill? When Mrs. Craig forgot to check-up? When Mead and Bob Clark were eligible? When the song books fell out of Tugans trous- ers? When Mrs. Smith told a joke on herself? When Eldon Whiteman had on three pair of trousers? When Harold and Eileen broke the big chair? When Proctor changed his mind about the girls? When everyone stayed awake in Prof. Townes class? When Proctor's room-mate died? When Merlyn cut the ice to go swimming? When Lois and Enio tho't it was social night? HUMOR Page Fifty-one

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HUMOR Miss Biesecker in S. S. Class: Theodore, why shouldn't a man have two wives? Ted Wemette: It says in the Bible A man cannot serve two mastersf' Merwin Hicks: Mr. Eldon Whiteman, an old class mate of mine, painted this picture. How do you like it? A Friend: What is it? A sunrise or a sun- set. M. H.: It must be a sunset. The painter never could get up early enough to paint a sun- USS. Harold Geiger: Don't act like a fool! Eileen Hartle: There you go. You want a monoply on everything. Teacher: Parse the word kiss . Pupil: Kiss is a noun, but is generally used as a conjunction. It is never declined and is more common than proper. It is not very singular, as it is usually plural. It agrees with me. Lois Bowen: I've told you for the last time that you can't kiss me. Spencer Rykman: Good! I knew you'd weaken. Miss Matthewson: What's a monosyllable? Ruth Kelly: It's a long term for a short word. Hostess: Do you care for 'eggs'? Vera Well, er, ah . . . , yes, if you please. Prof. Townest beau? Burton Martin: shouldn't be any. lst Traffic Cop: number? Znd ditto: No! What is the plural of Oh!a...a... There Did you get that fellow's He was too fast for me. That was a pretty girl in the hack seat though wasn't it? Prof. Townes: My wife is so tender-hearted she won,t whip-cream. Prof. Banks: That's nothing. My wife WOH,I beat I'l.IgS and tears COII16 IO her EYES when she has to skin those helpless onions. Judge: The police tells me that you and your wife had some words. Mose: Well! I had some, but didn't get a chance to use them. Page Fifty

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STUDENT DIRECTORY 19 3 4 COLLEGE soPHoMoREs Ackley, Walton ...,,,,.. South Olive, Ohio Deyo, Laurine . .. ..... Williamston, Mich. Dodds, Violet . . . ..... Silverwood, Mich. Dunn, Willis .,,,,,,,..,..,..,........ . . . , . . . .142 Church St., Coldwater, Mich. Gallagher, Francis R. F. D. 1, Kennendell, Pa. Hammond, Vida ........... Hastings, Mich. Hammond, Wayne ....,... . . .Capac, Mich. Hazeldine, Glenna ...,.. Spring Arbor, Mich. Hicks, Merwin .......,....,.,........ . . . . . .318 N. Robert St., Ludington, Mich. Killion, Mead ,..... ...... E vansville, Wisc. Martin, Burton .... 214 E. Elm St., Kent, Ohio Ryckman, Henry ,,.. .... I mlay City, Mich. Stretton, Lloyd ...........,........... . . . . . . . .126 Oakwood Ave., Newark, Ohio Voller, Merlyn ..,,.... Spring Arbor, Mich. Weitbrecht, Ruth . . .............. . . . , , . . , , . . . . . . .R. F. D. 2, Millersburg, Ohio Weitbrecht, Theodore ..,..,..... ...... . . . . . . . . . . . .R. F. D. 2, Millersburg, Ohio Wilcox, Ruth ..,,..... Spring Arbor, Mich. Wilcox, Lucille .,,,.... Spring Arbor, Mich. Whiteman, Eldon 1219 Hull St., Evanston, 111. Fields, Charles , . . ,... Tipton, Ind Fields, Mabel .... .... T ipton, Ind. Gay, Gertrude ..,,. ..,,,... C rystal, Mich. Kingsley, Mannoia, Dominic ,.... Lillian. . . . . .Spring Arbor, Mich. . . . . . . .141 N. 21st Ave., Melrose Park, Ill. Overholt, Anna ,..... . . ..... 119 N. Myrtle St., Lakeland, Fla. Rowe, 1mo .... 809 James St., Belding, Mich. Smith, Maralee ...,.. . . . . , . . . ,211 N. Walnut St., Evanston, Ill. Spencer, Edith ,.... .... S pring Arbor, Mich. Voller, Ellwood ........ Spring Arbor, Mich. Wemette, Theodore . . . . . . . . . , . . .1934 Maple Ave., Evanston, 111. SENIORS Beede, Millard ..... , . . . . .249 Ellenwood, Youngstown, Calhoun, Ruth ....... . .816 N. Clinton St., Cox, Betty Ellen .... Cunningham, Lloyd .. Donnelly, John ....... ........309N. 18th Fairchild, Fern ........ Geiger. Harold ..... Grand Ledge, Spring Arbor, . . . .Concord, St., Cambridge, Spring Arbor, 'oiiia Mich. Mich. Mich. Ohio Mich. Zeller, Anthony ......,. Spring Arbor, Mich. ' ' 1621 park Ave' S' W', Canton' Ohio Hicks, Mabel ...................... . . . COLLEGE FRESHMEN ...... 318 N. Robert St., Ludington, Mich. Ambrose, Rose. .820 S. 'ith St., Greenville, Ill. Hum, Avo? iuuuiuuui Spring Arbor, Mich' Jones, Pauline . . .,.. Spring Arbor, Mich. Blauvelt, Alice .......... Coopersville, Mich. Justice, Vera .IWII In Spring Arbor, Mich. Bowen, Loist ' A ' BOX 153, Holland, Ohio Lawrence, Margaret .... Spring Arbor, Mich. Case, Ardath. . . .... R. F. D. 5, Flint, Mich. Lgwell, Mary ,.,,,,,, Spring Arbor, Mich. Caulkins, Maurice ............,,....... Lowell, Ralph .......... Spring Arbor, Mich. . . . , . . . . . . .2137 Gladys Ave., Chicago, Ill. Morrison, Norma E E Q g E V E g ,Miuburg Mich. Cox, Bruce ............ Spring Arbor, Mich. Ryckman, Spencer Vllll Imlay City, Mich, Coxen, Erwin ..... ,,.... C oncord, Mich. Sines, Frank .. .... Parma, Mich. Page Fifty-Iwo