Spring Arbor University - Echo Yearbook (Spring Arbor, MI)

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Spring Arbor Seminary and unior College Established 1873 PURPOSE To provide through instruction in the most wholesome environment, to develop strong, responsible, Christian citizens-physically, intellectually, spiritually. Our Motto: EDUCATION FOR CHAR- ACTER. OFFERINGS Curricular Junior College First two years of regular liberal arts college work, including Rhetoric, English, Mathematics, Biology, Chemistry, French, Greek, History, Economics, Soci- ology, Phychology, Philosophy, BibleTheology High School . Literature, Languages, Sciences, Mathematics, History, Social Science, Com- mercial Subjects, Mechanical Drawing School of Music Piano, Voice, Harmony, Theory, Solfeggio, Normal Course, A Cappella Chorus, Orchestra Bible Department Bible, Greek, Theology, History, Homiletics, Ethics Extra-curricular Faculty-Student Cooperative government fMayor-Council Typel Three Literary Societies-two high school, one college Life Service-Missionary-Ministerial Societies, Prayer Band Interscholastic Debating-both high school and college Inter-class Declamatory Contests Oratorical Contests, Music Recitals, Choruses, Orchestra Athletics: Basketball, tennis, baseball, volleyball, soccer, skating, calisthenics, tumbling, hygienic gymnastics Class Hikes, School Outing, Faculty-Senior Reception, Junior-Senior Reception, College Re- ception, Open House Accrediting Fully accredited high school department by the State Department of Public Instruction and the University of Michigan. College department to have inspection the coming year. Credits transferable anywhere. Equipment New Auditorium-gymnasium Two dormitories, two college halls Administration Building with all class rooms Beautiful Campus and Playground Library of 5,000 volumes, numerous current periodicals Large Assembly Room, Grafonola and Records, Projector with good film library. Expenses Tutition 520.00 per Term Board and Room, 55.00 per week Miscellaneous and laboratory fees very low Page Forty-eight

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HUMOR Miss Biesecker in S. S. Class: Theodore, why shouldn't a man have two wives? Ted Wemette: It says in the Bible A man cannot serve two mastersf' Merwin Hicks: Mr. Eldon Whiteman, an old class mate of mine, painted this picture. How do you like it? A Friend: What is it? A sunrise or a sun- set. M. H.: It must be a sunset. The painter never could get up early enough to paint a sun- USS. Harold Geiger: Don't act like a fool! Eileen Hartle: There you go. You want a monoply on everything. Teacher: Parse the word kiss . Pupil: Kiss is a noun, but is generally used as a conjunction. It is never declined and is more common than proper. It is not very singular, as it is usually plural. It agrees with me. Lois Bowen: I've told you for the last time that you can't kiss me. Spencer Rykman: Good! I knew you'd weaken. Miss Matthewson: What's a monosyllable? Ruth Kelly: It's a long term for a short word. Hostess: Do you care for 'eggs'? Vera Well, er, ah . . . , yes, if you please. Prof. Townest beau? Burton Martin: shouldn't be any. lst Traffic Cop: number? Znd ditto: No! What is the plural of Oh!a...a... There Did you get that fellow's He was too fast for me. That was a pretty girl in the hack seat though wasn't it? Prof. Townes: My wife is so tender-hearted she won,t whip-cream. Prof. Banks: That's nothing. My wife WOH,I beat I'l.IgS and tears COII16 IO her EYES when she has to skin those helpless onions. Judge: The police tells me that you and your wife had some words. Mose: Well! I had some, but didn't get a chance to use them. Page Fifty