Spiceland High School - Yearbook (Spiceland, IN)

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ALTON EVANS For Athletic Goods School Supplies Clothing, Shoes Dry Goods and Furnishings Spiceland, Indiana

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' WCftWMftN ' N ' JOKES Son — I wonder why water is in Watermelon? Father — Because they are planted in the spring, I suppose. Mr. Reagan — Myron, are you chewing gum? Myron — Little bit. Departing Senior — I came to thank you for all I know. Prof. — Oh, don ' t mention the trifle. Miss Wildman — Julia define Vacuum. Julia — I got it in my head, but I can ' t explain it. Fmoo ' eaT. have you re d ' Freckles? ' No, thank goodness, mine are brown. THE REASON She — George you looked awfully foolish when you proposed to me. He — Well, very likely I was. Lowell — I ' ll tell you fellows when I like a girl well enough she is going to receive a proposition all right. He — Do you think men descend from monkevs? She — Not very far. Mr. Reagan (physics) — Which is the heavier, a half-moon or full moon? Rex Wright — The half, of course, because the full moon is as light again. NOTHING TO FALL BACK ON You must give up coffee and I never drink it, doctor. And stop smoking. I don ' t smoke. Humph ! that ' s bad. If you haven ' t anything to give up, I ' m afraid I can ' t do much for you. NO CAUSE, FOR WORRY Toddy — After all, fools make life amusing. When all the fools are dead I don ' t want to be alive. Petey — Don ' t worry, you won ' t. A BOVINE HOARDER It doesn ' t seem right, said Hassel, with worn-out shoes. What doesn ' t seem right? That a mere cow can afford to wear all the leather. DIFFICULTY Betty — How do you manage to make such a noise in the kitchen? Pierre — Well, just you try to break four plates without making a noise.

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