Spiceland High School - Yearbook (Spiceland, IN)

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JOKES Teacher (confidently) — Clothes do not make a man. Pupil — They certainly do. Suits have made many a lawyer. She — That man phys the piano with his toes. He — No wonder he has music in his sole. THE LATEST EXCUSE Farmer — Hey, there, how came you to be up in my apple tree? Boy — Please, mister, I just fell out of an airplane. FLATTENING HER OUT Mabel — Oh, Nellie, I ' m so glad to meet you. I haven ' t seen you for such a long time. Where are you boarding now ? Nellie (loftily) — I don ' t board. I am married, and have taken a flat. Mabel — You don ' t say so? What is his name? A BOY OF METHOD It was the week before little Willie ' s birthday, and he was on his knees at his bedside petitioning Divine Providence for presents in a very loud voice. Please send me, he shouted, a bicycle, a tool chest, a What are you praying so loud for? his youngest brother interrupted. God ain ' t deaf. I know he ain ' t, said little Willie winking towards the next room, but grandma is. Mr. Ratliff — Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Don — At the bottom. Rogers to Geometry Class — Why is this class like a Ford? No answer. Because the crank is in front and all the nuts in their respective places. Don entering the Staff room — Say I ' m in favor of throwin ' in ten dollars and throwin ' up on the play. Roger — Well, Helen has handed in her play book and they can ' t get anyone to take the maid ' s part. Ralph — Servant problem again. It ' s always staring us in the face. I sup- pose the cook will go back on us next. Mr. Reagan — Miss Wildman, what phrase is used most by the Senior Class ? Miss Wildman — I don ' t know. ' Reagan — Correct. AN EARLY START And we ' ll grow old together, dearest. Her Father ' s Voice from LTpstairs — Well, you needn ' t start doing it down there, need you ?

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